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Re: a little bit of snow

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billy07 wrote:and britain grinds to a halt.

a couple of days of snow has seen our roads become treacherous and the railways virtually cancelled. hence nobody or the vast majority stay at home. today i needed to speak to a solicitor and due to the 'inclement weather' the bitch is reluctant to get off her lazy arse.

the shops have had no fresh meat, fruit/veg or bread. the authorities where i live have not even attempted to clear the major roads or the footpaths of the city. it's bloody ridiculous!

thank god hitler never got his hands on a giant snow making machine. for if he had, the nazi's would've marched through britain unhindered.


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neanderpaul14 wrote:
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
jammyjames wrote:yeah britain is fucking stupid. i have missed work all week because of the little snow... and accompanying ice...

heck i was out there doing handbrake turns in it :lol:

our government is bollocks


So you want the government to spend millions on tackling freak weather conditions that happen once in 30 years?



Snow in England is a freak event??


This much? Yeah. Same here, haven't seen this much snow in my entire life here. Any snow at all this early in the winter is rare.

If you're used to there not being any snow at all, 6 inches is quite bad. Shutting down schools over it is silly though.
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billy07 wrote:and britain grinds to a halt.

a couple of days of snow has seen our roads become treacherous and the railways virtually cancelled. hence nobody or the vast majority stay at home. today i needed to speak to a solicitor and due to the 'inclement weather' the bitch is reluctant to get off her lazy arse.

the shops have had no fresh meat, fruit/veg or bread. the authorities where i live have not even attempted to clear the major roads or the footpaths of the city. it's bloody ridiculous!

thank god hitler never got his hands on a giant snow making machine. for if he had, the nazi's would've marched through britain unhindered.


Stalin did own one. And hitlers boys, try as they may... didnt seem to like it.

Same thing happens in the southern states in the U.S.I heard Texas was considering closing schools because it got down to 20 or something... though I suppose if they aren't equipped with adequate heating, it kind of makes sense.

My brother had a great line... I have to be careful with how I present it though...

Lets just say he works with a lot of guys from the southern areas:

His manager said, "Hey, go easy on those guys. They aren't used to the cold."

"Sure", he replied, "but when its 90 out next summer, I'm going home.
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glide wrote:This is snow:
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this is what happens when you take a shovel and go around your vehicle:
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get on with it. :lol:


Easy for a polar bear to say.

Im with you though.
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Gypsys Kiss wrote:
jammyjames wrote:yeah britain is fucking stupid. i have missed work all week because of the little snow... and accompanying ice...

heck i was out there doing handbrake turns in it :lol:

our government is bollocks


So you want the government to spend millions on tackling freak weather conditions that happen once in 30 years?


when i was younger and lived in the north heavy snow never stopped daily life. the snow has been here for four days now and the authorities here in portsmouth have done nothing.

i heard it's costing the gov't £600million per day, but what about the loss of tax? this morning on the beeb there was an interview with a farmer that had to waste 15.,000 litres of milk because the lorry couldn't get through to pick it up. that's just one instance.

with a little foresight this situtaion could've been easily handled.isn't this why we pay our taxes?
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AAFitz wrote:
Same thing happens in the southern states in the U.S.I heard Texas was considering closing schools because it got down to 20 or something... though I suppose if they aren't equipped with adequate heating, it kind of makes sense.




My brother lives in N.C. he told me when they got a few inches of snow a couple of years back that the whole state basically closed. He went out for a drive through town and was the only car on the road and everything was closed, even the Wal-Mart.
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AAFitz wrote:

Stalin did own one. And hitlers boys, try as they may... didnt seem to like it.

Same thing happens in the southern states in the U.S.I heard Texas was considering closing schools because it got down to 20 or something... though I suppose if they aren't equipped with adequate heating, it kind of makes sense.

My brother had a great line... I have to be careful with how I present it though...

Lets just say he works with a lot of guys from the southern areas:

His manager said, "Hey, go easy on those guys. They aren't used to the cold."

"Sure", he replied, "but when its 90 out next summer, I'm going home.


in florida it has apparently dropped to 1 degree celcius. still, that has it's dangers. iguana's are falling from trees because they normally go into hibernation at 4 celcius and their bodies are shutting down early due to the 'cold' weather. at least we don't have to worry about iguana's falling and breaking our necks. got to look on the bright side.
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billy07 wrote:
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
jammyjames wrote:yeah britain is fucking stupid. i have missed work all week because of the little snow... and accompanying ice...

heck i was out there doing handbrake turns in it :lol:

our government is bollocks


So you want the government to spend millions on tackling freak weather conditions that happen once in 30 years?


when i was younger and lived in the north heavy snow never stopped daily life. the snow has been here for four days now and the authorities here in portsmouth have done nothing.

i heard it's costing the gov't £600million per day, but what about the loss of tax? this morning on the beeb there was an interview with a farmer that had to waste 15.,000 litres of milk because the lorry couldn't get through to pick it up. that's just one instance.

with a little foresight this situtaion could've been easily handled.isn't this why we pay our taxes?


Its one of the things you pay your taxes for. So are flood defences. So are repairing roads. The next time your house floods or you crash the car on a badly maintained road, you are going to say 'why wasnt something done sooner'. If they answer 'well, we've got hundreds of thousands of tonnes of grit stored away in brand new storage sheds in case we get freak weather conditions', are you going to say 'oh thats ok then'? If they say they need to put up taxes to cover every eventuality, are you going to say 'yep, you're right'

No you wont. You'll moan about that aswell. This country cannot afford to cover every event that may(or may not) happen in the next 30 years.
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Gypsys Kiss wrote:

when i was younger and lived in the north heavy snow never stopped daily life. the snow has been here for four days now and the authorities here in portsmouth have done nothing.

i heard it's costing the gov't £600million per day, but what about the loss of tax? this morning on the beeb there was an interview with a farmer that had to waste 15.,000 litres of milk because the lorry couldn't get through to pick it up. that's just one instance.

with a little foresight this situtaion could've been easily handled.isn't this why we pay our taxes?


Its one of the things you pay your taxes for. So are flood defences. So are repairing roads. The next time your house floods or you crash the car on a badly maintained road, you are going to say 'why wasnt something done sooner'. If they answer 'well, we've got hundreds of thousands of tonnes of grit stored away in brand new storage sheds in case we get freak weather conditions', are you going to say 'oh thats ok then'? If they say they need to put up taxes to cover every eventuality, are you going to say 'yep, you're right'

No you wont. You'll moan about that aswell. This country cannot afford to cover every event that may(or may not) happen in the next 30 years.


the roads are an integral part of the infrastructure. without an infrastructure all society falls apart, as we have seen. no food in the shops, people not going to work, hospitals unreachable etc. surely you realise this eventuality is quite different to a flood or a dodgy road. i myself am a roadworker and i know the gov't have let us down terribly.

as for the country not being able to afford this eventuality. well, everything is already there to avoid it. it was just taken too lightly!
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In Canada, we hate the summers because our igloos melt and then we are homeless.
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I went to the pub last night for my weekly game of poker. there were just 2 bar staff, 20 poker players and no one else. (This is in north london, not some low density population village)

around 9pm 2 people wandered in the pub. The roads are clear, but the pavements are icy.

The pub is normally very busy on a thursday night. Everything about this cold snap is just fucking up the recession even more. The phones ain't ringing at work because a lot of people are taking time off work to babysit their children who should be at school.

I'm not expecting this country to hold thousands of tons of rock salt, but what i do expect is that not only are main roads gritted, but the roads that lead from main roads to schools are gritted, and I don't expect everyone in this country to own snow chains, but surely the bus company could see their way fit to own 12-18 sets per garage, so that the public vehicles could get out there and run some sort of service.
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notyou2 wrote:In Canada, we hate the summers because our igloos melt and then we are homeless.



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notyou2 wrote:In Canada, we hate the summers because our igloos melt and then we are homeless.

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I'm not expecting this country to hold thousands of tons of rock salt, but what i do expect is that not only are main roads gritted, but the roads that lead from main roads to schools are gritted, and I don't expect everyone in this country to own snow chains, but surely the bus company could see their way fit to own 12-18 sets per garage, so that the public vehicles could get out there and run some sort of service.



Chains may help a little however driving in snow is generally a learned skill, not usually an instinct. I learned, the first year I had my license, by going into unplowed, and vacant, parking lots and just playing around for hours. Basically I did this just for fun, however, it turned driving in the snow into a completely mindless act. I have repeatedly saved myself from disaster without time for thinking. I owe this all to the many, giggle inducing, hours spent doing donuts and power slides in parking lots.
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neanderpaul14 wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:
I'm not expecting this country to hold thousands of tons of rock salt, but what i do expect is that not only are main roads gritted, but the roads that lead from main roads to schools are gritted, and I don't expect everyone in this country to own snow chains, but surely the bus company could see their way fit to own 12-18 sets per garage, so that the public vehicles could get out there and run some sort of service.



Chains may help a little however driving in snow is generally a learned skill, not usually an instinct. I learned, the first year I had my license, by going into unplowed, and vacant, parking lots and just playing around for hours. Basically I did this just for fun, however, it turned driving in the snow into a completely mindless act. I have repeatedly saved myself from disaster without time for thinking. I owe this all to the many, giggle inducing, hours spent doing donuts and power slides in parking lots.


if you've only just averted danger on numerous occassions it seems to me like you don't know how to drive in the snow. i come from what was once the car crime capital of the world and i know how to handle a car at speed and can anticipate the road instinctively. you have to give icy roads respect, keep the speed down, use the gears to slow down otherwise you end up doing donuts and losing control.
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billy07 wrote:
neanderpaul14 wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:
I'm not expecting this country to hold thousands of tons of rock salt, but what i do expect is that not only are main roads gritted, but the roads that lead from main roads to schools are gritted, and I don't expect everyone in this country to own snow chains, but surely the bus company could see their way fit to own 12-18 sets per garage, so that the public vehicles could get out there and run some sort of service.



Chains may help a little however driving in snow is generally a learned skill, not usually an instinct. I learned, the first year I had my license, by going into unplowed, and vacant, parking lots and just playing around for hours. Basically I did this just for fun, however, it turned driving in the snow into a completely mindless act. I have repeatedly saved myself from disaster without time for thinking. I owe this all to the many, giggle inducing, hours spent doing donuts and power slides in parking lots.


if you've only just averted danger on numerous occassions it seems to me like you don't know how to drive in the snow. i come from what was once the car crime capital of the world and i know how to handle a car at speed and can anticipate the road instinctively. you have to give icy roads respect, keep the speed down, use the gears to slow down otherwise you end up doing donuts and losing control.


If you're driving an automatic snow chains are a better choice though.
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Gypsys Kiss wrote:
jammyjames wrote:yeah britain is fucking stupid. i have missed work all week because of the little snow... and accompanying ice...

heck i was out there doing handbrake turns in it :lol:

our government is bollocks


So you want the government to spend millions on tackling freak weather conditions that happen once in 30 years?


no just get on with it... its not like its not driveable...

snow plows all round i say!!

and it will be happening a lot more often now me thinks... this global warming is pissing around with everything.
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jammyjames wrote:
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
jammyjames wrote:yeah britain is fucking stupid. i have missed work all week because of the little snow... and accompanying ice...

heck i was out there doing handbrake turns in it :lol:

our government is bollocks


So you want the government to spend millions on tackling freak weather conditions that happen once in 30 years?


no just get on with it... its not like its not driveable...

snow plows all round i say!!

and it will be happening a lot more often now me thinks... this global warming is pissing around with everything.




how the fook is a snow plough going to get down a road that has sleeping policemen or chicanes to slow down the joy-riders.
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jammyjames wrote:
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
jammyjames wrote:yeah britain is fucking stupid. i have missed work all week because of the little snow... and accompanying ice...

heck i was out there doing handbrake turns in it :lol:

our government is bollocks


So you want the government to spend millions on tackling freak weather conditions that happen once in 30 years?


no just get on with it... its not like its not driveable...

And millions of dollars? A plow costs no more than 5 grand, and you just stick it on a pickup truck. It's not rocket science. You just go, plow the main roads first, then the residential. Given that it's supposedly costing the government 600 million euro a day plus the cost to business, it seems like a good idea to buy a couple dozen of those, and maybe a few salt spreaders too.
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I slid into a gate yesterday. Wasn't paying attention and braked a little too hard. No damage to anything, but it made me lol.
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hecter wrote:
jammyjames wrote:
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
jammyjames wrote:yeah britain is fucking stupid. i have missed work all week because of the little snow... and accompanying ice...

heck i was out there doing handbrake turns in it :lol:

our government is bollocks


So you want the government to spend millions on tackling freak weather conditions that happen once in 30 years?


no just get on with it... its not like its not driveable...

And millions of dollars? A plow costs no more than 5 grand, and you just stick it on a pickup truck. It's not rocket science. You just go, plow the main roads first, then the residential. Given that it's supposedly costing the government 600 million euro a day plus the cost to business, it seems like a good idea to buy a couple dozen of those, and maybe a few salt spreaders too.



hecter, we have the salt spreaders, just no salt to spread and quite a lo t of the roads have some kind of defence against joy-riders, so it impossible for ploughs to go down quite a lot of streets.
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defense???

it defence Daz, don't pander to there Yankee fuckers
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How is there a shortage of salt?
It's not like it will go bad anytime soon, and winter is every year, so maybe they should actually stockpile some for this exact event.
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If you google for salt shortage or something you'll find much of the US short of it this year - I read about it a few months ago.

The UK, at least the southern half of it, really isn't used to cold weather for any length of time. I shovel my pavement/sidewalk here in NJ more times each year than I did in my whole life in the UK.

It's so cld in the UK at the moment that I had a phone conversation with my Dad and he didn't need to exaggerate once!
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Pedronicus wrote:defense???

it defence Daz, don't pander to there Yankee fuckers



it was 10:19pm, so I would of had a few sherberts by then. :D
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