CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[Elijah S]

The bunny and chicken have been acting goofy... but this isn't unexpected. We must thinks of ways to bring more CHAOS to the thread.....

{Elmer Fudd sings opera in the background} Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...

No... that wouldn't bring CHAOS Mr. Fudd... but I like the way you're thinking.

{flicks on the TV to FOX... commercial for American Idol comes on}

Uh.... I really don't like that show.... so many people just can't si-- YES!

Hey.... Eric! I'm sail-ing a-way...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damnit Butters!...I'll get you for this!

I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on

I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

[Suzy1]

I love that song...however, hearing it while viewing Cartman's buttcrack just kinda rings a sour note... Yes, it does sound like American Idol!

[RedBaron0]

Now I just need someone with a bad accent to tell Eric his singing is REALLY bad. Hey Pip! How was Eric's singing?



{Pip says} Oh I don't know really.... I say it was rather good actually...

Huh?!

{Pip says} Well of course you see I'm a very agreeable little boy afterall, and I don't think I'd ever say anything bad about Eric, would I?

:sigh: This is why you can't trust the French.

[roadhawg]

Thank you and Happy Holidays Eric Cartman my first tourney trophy

[Angus Khan]

Thanks for the tourney Cartman, and Merry Christmas! Hope everyone listens to you singing your favorite Christmas Carol here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt50O9_jSuU

[Elijah S]

Thanks for the tourney Cartman, and Merry Christmas! Hope everyone listens to you singing your favorite Christmas Carol here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt50O9_jSuU

and thank you, Angus Khan and Roadhawg for your Holiday Greetings! - And you kicked ass in Yanks vs. Rebs! Well-done!

[Suzy1]

Thanks for the tourney Cartman, and Merry Christmas! Hope everyone listens to you singing your favorite Christmas Carol here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt50O9_jSuU

Oh My Goodness! I am in tears..Everyone in this thread needs to listen to that video. It is hilarious! Thanks for posting it Angus

[RedBaron0]

OHNO! My evil plan has backfired! Everyone wants to hear Cartman sing now!!! I'll have to counteract his effects!

Butters sings Chicago

{OOC: I really-REALLY wanted to post up the version of What What in the Butt as sung by Butters but that's not exactly PC, so you go search for that yourself on youtube... }

BEAT THAT! ....awwww, come on guys, that was good, wasn't it? {crickets}
BAH... at least Chicago brings forth the CHAOS!

Chicago=CHAOS

MUWAHAHAHAHA.... ah, what the heck... I'm sail-ing a-way...

[MyTurnToWin]

I am nearly speechless...... nearly meep meep.

[Suzy1]

Butters rendition of Chicago...and it is about time RoadRunner. You used that darn invisible eraser and I was wondering where ya were!

[ODWO]

Limerick Challenge - 3 Players will write a Limerick - in character - about Conquer Club. (-Lola Bunny will chose the winner.)[/color]

Well ... off the cuff as it were...


Conquer Club is a game of random dice.
That are as friendly and warm as the antarctic ice.
But once in awhile, I get a large pile
of troops that others fear so nice!

I think a 3 yr. old could do better than that. (Remind me to never take that challenge against a 5th grader, or bet money)

[Suzy1]

Limerick Challenge - 3 Players will write a Limerick - in character - about Conquer Club. (-Lola Bunny will chose the winner.)[/color]

Well ... off the cuff as it were...


Conquer Club is a game of random dice.
That are as friendly and warm as the antarctic ice.
But once in awhile, I get a large pile
of troops that others fear so nice!

I think a 3 yr. old could do better than that. (Remind me to never take that challenge against a 5th grader, or bet money)

Once again Mr Burns shows there is no end to his wit...I love the sentiment about the dice too lol So far yours is the best...

[MyTurnToWin]

Excuse me Miss Bunny, but how could it be the best? Best of what? You can't mean a limerick, because it isn't a limerick.

Perhaps she meant a best posting. meep meep That must be it. She knows what a limerick is.

Gone in a swirl of dust ..............................................................................

[Elijah S]

Limerick Challenge - 3 Players will write a Limerick - in character - about Conquer Club. (-Lola Bunny will chose the winner.)[/color]

Well ... off the cuff as it were...


Conquer Club is a game of random dice.
That are as friendly and warm as the antarctic ice.
But once in awhile, I get a large pile
of troops that others fear so nice!

I think a 3 yr. old could do better than that. (Remind me to never take that challenge against a 5th grader, or bet money)

Mr. Burns - That was arguably one of the most pathetic limericks in the history of limericks! Lucky for you, no one else has submitted one...
And...hey... it looks like I'm the only one to have received any Holiday Greetings! -Looks like I'll win the 1,000,363 points!

The scavenger hunt has been set up and PM's sent to the 3 players competing in that challenge...

Where the hell has Stan disappeared to? What a weasel!

[RedBaron0]

Butters finishes off Ned and Homer Game 5998272 I guess it doesn't matter if the Simpsons did it, now do they?

Christmas isn't over yet, Eric.

[Elijah S]

Butters finishes off Ned and Homer Game 5998272 I guess it doesn't matter if the Simpsons did it, now do they?

Christmas isn't over yet, Eric.

Well done, Butters!... We all know I'm completely unbiased, but it's always good to see the neighborhood kids kick some A$$!
That leaves just one game remaining - so if Lola, Ned, and Speedy will get a move on, we'll head into our 2nd Round!

I'm now in the process of seeing whose been naughty (not flying their colors and losing both of your games is an adios from Cartoon Smackdown) ... and whose been nice, (winning at least one game and/or using their highly custom, very sophisticated and much sought-after signature and avatar!). - I love eliminating people... it's what I do.

[Suzy1]

Butters finishes off Ned and Homer Game 5998272 I guess it doesn't matter if the Simpsons did it, now do they?

Christmas isn't over yet, Eric.

Congrats Butters!

[Bones2484]

MERRY CHRISTMAS BUTTERS!!

[Elijah S]

The good news first - Me, Bugs, Forgorn and Kyle, - (wait, Kyle, you were a wildcard! -You actually lost all THREE games? Now I don't feel so bad about losing both of mine!) We will continue in the tournament because we proudly flew our colors!

Now, the bad news - The following characters were lost in our invasion of Europe... lost on the battlefields and no longer displaying their toon flags... they will be missed.
Goodbye to:
Apu
Porky
Tweety
Bart
Moe
Daffy
and Elmer.
A moment of silence in their memory... -Okay, that was long enough.

[magneto_acolyte]

There once was a Comic Book Guy
Who said Conquer Club was so fly
My ranking is low
"Worst Dice Ever" my motto
Roadrunner & Burns for 2nd can tie

[Suzy1]

There once was a Comic Book Guy
Who said Conquer Club was so fly
My ranking is low
"Worst Dice Ever" my motto
Roadrunner & Burns for 2nd can tie

Another fine work of art! Nicely done...Great to see this competition!!!

[Suzy1]

The good news first - Me, Bugs, Forgorn and Kyle, - (wait, Kyle, you were a wildcard! -You actually lost all THREE games? Now I don't feel so bad about losing both of mine!) We will continue in the tournament because we proudly flew our colors!

Now, the bad news - The following characters were lost in our invasion of Europe... lost on the battlefields and no longer displaying their toon flags... they will be missed.
A moment of silence in their memory... -Okay, that was long enough.
Goodbye to:
Apu
Porky
Tweety
Bart
Moe
Daffy
and Elmer.

Wipes a tear with my bunny ears, hate to see them go...

[dtellis]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Butters from South Park.

[MyTurnToWin]

I'm off on the hunt for scavengers. meep meep Or is that scavenger hunt?

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[MyTurnToWin]

A Red Megaman
Acme Anvil
Wooden Nickle
Purple Frog
Blue Tinsel
Eric Cartman's Ass