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Dariune wrote:i prefer more subtle chat up likes like

F**k me if im wrong but i believe you wanna kiss me

(Disclaimer, to the lads: dont blame me if using that chat up line causes you to be slapped)


the real pick up line is when you switch the two verbs in that sentence
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Just thought that i would add a message for no apparent reason!

Why not be rebeliious!
Lol
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TLSage wrote:Just thought that i would add a message for no apparent reason!

Why not be rebeliious!
Lol


thats not rebellious, thats conformity in this thread
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areyouincahoots wrote:
Hoff wrote:cahoots!!!


Hoff!! Where have you been all my life? No, really...I've missed you!

reverend_kyle wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:& wuts that spell out AKHIK? Looks like he could use some target practice :lol:


Akhil...he's from India, so his name's different. I think he did a great job.


If thats what you have to do to impress you, you are my kind of girl!


I'm easy to please. :wink:

Sammy gags wrote:Did it hurt Cahoots?


what?



I'm off to Arkansas,


and he's going to say when you fell from heaven.


ah...

Come on over. We aim to please here in the Natural State. :D


if I get there and find out you were just takin the piss i'm gonna be all on tilt.
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Best chat up-

Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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:lol:

I can understand why you have to go to court because of rape
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who raped who?
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areyouincahoots wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:Did it hurt Cahoots?


what?

When you fell from heaven
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Sammy gags wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:Did it hurt Cahoots?

what?

When you fell from heaven

lol...haven't heard that one in awhile.
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You should be getting it all the time
...good call rev :lol:
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*getting it all the time*
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thats not rebellious, thats conformity in this thread


How exactly do you rebel against the norm in this thread, static_ice?
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LOL. The kids that live across the street from me are:

1. Going inside a trash can.
2. putting th e can on top of 2 skateboards.
3. Pushing the can (with one of them inside) down the driveway (which is a very steep hill)
4. The can crashes at the bottom.
5. they go back up and do it again.
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your avatar just winked at me cahoots
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wcaclimbing wrote:LOL. The kids that live across the street from me are:

1. Going inside a trash can.
2. putting th e can on top of 2 skateboards.
3. Pushing the can (with one of them inside) down the driveway (which is a very steep hill)
4. The can crashes at the bottom.
5. they go back up and do it again.


lmao
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LOL. they just pushed the can wrong (with one of them in it, and another riding on top) and it ran over a bush and the two kids crashed out onto the cement and got all scratched up :roll: .

and now they are going back to do it again :!:
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wcaclimbing wrote:LOL. they just pushed the can wrong (with one of them in it, and another riding on top) and it ran over a bush and the two kids crashed out onto the cement and got all scratched up :roll: .

and now they are going back to do it again :!:


LMAO that's f*cking hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ah trash can racing. We've all been there. Well I never had a skateboard, but we did have wheely bin races...
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wind sailing races is fun also
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What's that?
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A race.
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YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOU FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!
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LOL

that reminded be of the nutty professor 2 :lol:
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