Jesus was a racist

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:30 am

heavycola wrote:
a secularized homosexual French man wearing a "Kim Jong Ill" crop top t-shirt

Aren't they just the worst?

Depends, they at least shower and wear cologne. Heavy you missed my questions. You should make a thread with the rapture index. That was the best.

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:36 am

heavycola wrote:
a secularized homosexual French man wearing a "Kim Jong Ill" crop top t-shirt

Aren't they just the worst?

Yer I know, you should see the ones who live in a caravan park on the way to Leicester. :lol:

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:40 am

2dimes wrote:The story updated would be more like. A church going American Republican is on mission in mexico on a sunday. As he walked he was eating some freedom fries, thinking of the dirty French who didn't help out in Iraq.

He's robed and hurt really bad. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side because it was sunday and he couldn't work. So too, a Californian, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side.

But a secularized homosexual French man wearing a "Kim Jong Ill" crop top t-shirt, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and said in his thick accent, "Oh you poor thing, I'll help you hunny." he then bandaged his wounds, pouring peroxide on them and using antiseptic ointment. Then he put the man on his own pink adult sized tricycle decorated with phallis, took him to an inn and took care of him. The next day he took out two silver coins and gave them to the innkeeper. 'Look after him,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'

"Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?"

This was good. A creative way to explain the passage. And funny too.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:50 am

I drove through Leicester in august 2000. My wife was cranky and asked, "why did you go into this city?" I told her I just wanted to check it out.

It was sad, most of the stores were all closed out, looked like one of those American towns a few years after a Wal-mart opens only bigger.

You can cross out the version in your bible and use that one if you like Jay.

It's Luke 10 25-37 from the "2dimes the bible doesn't have to be scary." translation.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:52 am

flashleg8 wrote:
AnimePhreak wrote:You are reading from the New Testament, it might be translated badly.

I thought Christians believed that God had a hand in the translation to make it perfect.

Which one?

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:56 am

2dimes wrote:
heavycola wrote:
a secularized homosexual French man wearing a "Kim Jong Ill" crop top t-shirt

Aren't they just the worst?
Depends, they at least shower and wear cologne. Heavy you missed my questions. You should make a thread with the rapture index. That was the best.

I did it. i have no ideas of my own. :cry:

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:16 pm

I thought that was your's, from Pokah.

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:11 pm

2dimes wrote:The story updated would be more like. A church going American Republican is on mission in mexico on a sunday. As he walked he was eating some freedom fries, thinking of the dirty French who didn't help out in Iraq.

He's robed and hurt really bad. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side because it was sunday and he couldn't work. So too, a Californian, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side.

But a secularized homosexual French man wearing a "Kim Jong Ill" crop top t-shirt, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and said in his thick accent, "Oh you poor thing, I'll help you hunny." he then bandaged his wounds, pouring peroxide on them and using antiseptic ointment. Then he put the man on his own pink adult sized tricycle decorated with phallis, took him to an inn and took care of him. The next day he took out two silver coins and gave them to the innkeeper. 'Look after him,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'

"Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?"

Exactly! Jesus = anti-samaritic, 2Dimes= homophobic fracophobic.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:18 pm

Flashleg8 you left something out.

Jesus and 2dimes are both Proud patriotic americans!

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:20 pm

2dimes wrote:Flashleg8 you left something out.

Jesus and 2dimes are both Proud patriotic americans!

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:27 pm

2Dimes, Leicester has changed loads in the past 5 years (New Arts Theatre, Shires doubled in size, city centre repaving, new buildings, new construction etcc...). Drive through against in about 2/3 years and you wont regonize it. After Manchester, its probably one of the most regenerated cities in UK. Random fact, Manchester is the most regenerated city in the world over the past decade.

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:34 pm

Titanic wrote:Random fact, Manchester is the most regenerated city in the world over the past decade.

After the bomb that took out the city centre, they were forced to. It looks so much better now. Plus they're gonna have a super-casino. Yessss! Vegas baby! Without the 10 hour flight... and the free booze.... and the strippers....f*ck that'll be shit.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:34 pm

We were on a tight schedule so we didn't take any time in manchester last year. Grabbed the rental car and headed straight to Shefield. Didn't see much between there and Hethrow either as we only had a few days, we spent most of it with my wife's friends.

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:40 pm

Heathows amazing isn it? Gatwicks gotta better duty free imo though. Dyu know where there building the super casino, there demolishing regenerated land to re-regenerate that land for the casino. I cant wait for the super casino. Day trips there from uni, waste my hard earned cash, and play games that I'm already playing on the internet. Woot!

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:48 pm

The one thing that stands out about Hethrow to me is the amount of 747s. I have not been to gatwick.

Who's building the casino?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:54 pm

You dirty dogs never answered my question. This was one of my favorite threads.

d.gishman · Post by **d.gishman** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:40 pm

2dimes wrote:You dirty dogs never answered my question. This was one of my favorite threads.

what question?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:42 pm

I think this question.

2dimes wrote:
flashleg8 wrote:
AnimePhreak wrote:You are reading from the New Testament, it might be translated badly.

I thought Christians believed that God had a hand in the translation to make it perfect.
Which one?

The answer is obviously "the free hand". It can't have been the other.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:41 pm

I think this one.

2dimes wrote:Who's building the casino?

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:14 am

flashleg8 wrote:Let me put the parable another way. A guy gets robbed, left at the roadside etc and a doctor sees him but walks by, then a policeman sees him but walks by, but a black man stops to help him. Whoa, you could see that would clearly be racist – by stating this in the parable I am exposing prejudices against black people.

Get it?

but jesus is black... the black jesus has spoken...-0

Nostradumas · Post by **Nostradumas** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:24 am

if jesus was black than yes he was a racist, we will see the return of jesus in 2012 just as the free masons predicted in their symbols, non believers wont be spared nor have any choices

joecoolfrog · Post by **joecoolfrog** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:23 am

Nostradumas wrote:if jesus was black than yes he was a racist, we will see the return of jesus in 2012 just as the free masons predicted in their symbols, non believers wont be spared nor have any choices

I think it has been predicted that he is returning, every year since 648, there is always a good reason why he doesn't..... :lol:

I predict next year the excuse will be the level of fish in the atmosphere

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