king of the hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:24 am

the government takes a 90% death tax, leaving you with a small mound of dirt.
my hill

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:34 am

steals all dirt in world and makes massive hill guarded by the whole air force who shoot everyone who come near it.plus sas have ground support

my hill

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:38 am

hires a carebear which by some stroke of luck wipes out your army

My hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:45 am

i burn the carebear like that elmo toy
my hill

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:14 am

I push you onto the fire too.

My hill.

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:23 am

Inheritance tax kills you

my hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:49 am

Sunderland football team beats newcastle. you die of greif.

my hill.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:20 pm

Brings in American Football, tackles every last soccer (English football) player there is

My Hill

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:23 pm

As the last post is so highly unrealistic it suddenly doesnt happen

My hill

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:24 pm

*loads shotgun*

I hold you hostage.. My hill...

-X

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:30 pm

Asks Brce Willis for help

My hill

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:31 pm

Mr.Willis denies your request...

My Hill..

-X

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:36 pm

oh sod it... fire tactical missiles!

my level ground (not a hill anymore)!

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:46 pm

Fire Non Tactical Missiles!

my crater

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:33 pm

I flood the crater and you drown
My lake

PE24 · Post by **PE24** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:38 pm

boils the lake and you die by boiling alive!

my hill! (i have filled in the crater)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:13 pm

Volcano erupts

I come afterwards

My hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:13 pm

The cops use me as a sniper. I shoot your gun in half and you run away scared.

Whoever's hill.

everywhere116 · Post by **everywhere116** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:23 pm

I stealthily move in.

My Hill!!!!!

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:26 pm

I sneak up behind and slit your neck, my Hill

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:51 pm

I don't care

MY HILL!

pyro55 · Post by **pyro55** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:36 pm

i summon the unstopable juggernaut to run around the hill

my hill

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:43 pm

Look! A distraction!

my hill

pyro55 · Post by **pyro55** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:49 pm

i gain control of lightning and have it kill everyone in a one mile radius of my hill (except me)

my hill

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:50 pm

the lightning misses the (except me) bit and kills you,

my hill.