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Less than 4500 away.

[muy_thaiguy]

[strike wolf]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

One of my girlfriend's just took me out to a sushi bar earlier this month and ordered $180 worth just for the two of us. I went berserk on her.

Wow. it's hard to find a sushi place around here that costs that much unless you're ordering about 40 pounds of their most expensive item.

We ordered like 13 rolls. That and drinks. Non alcoholic if you can believe that. Couldn't eat all of it and took the rest home.

Wow. I ocassionally like to have grreen tea with my sucshi. Also try the Yakiniku Steak that stuff is amazing!

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I'm out.

[strike wolf]

New story. so the reason I got sushi tonight anyways was partly because it's right next to Blockbuster and I needed to get Amadeus for my music class. So I pick out Amadeus from the shelves rent it and you know what? It's the music only version yet it only says that on the back in yellow print. You think people would be interested in knowing that the movie they are about to buy/rent does not have any dialogue in it and that information should be displayed somewhere that is obvious to the person renting it. I admit it's partially my fault for not paying closer attention to what I was renting but at the same time why do you make a DVD of a movie that doesn't have the dialogue inclded? Oh right Star Wars.

[jonesthecurl]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

One of my girlfriend's just took me out to a sushi bar earlier this month and ordered $180 worth just for the two of us. I went berserk on her.

Wow. it's hard to find a sushi place around here that costs that much unless you're ordering about 40 pounds of their most expensive item.

I dislike Sushi intensely. Not because of the raw fish (technicaly that's sashimi anyhow) but I HATE cold rice. I also hate the price of sushi. My kids love it. the curlson has been known to save up his allowance for two or three weeks just to eat at the sushi place.

[muy_thaiguy]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

One of my girlfriend's just took me out to a sushi bar earlier this month and ordered $180 worth just for the two of us. I went berserk on her.

Wow. it's hard to find a sushi place around here that costs that much unless you're ordering about 40 pounds of their most expensive item.

I dislike Sushi intensely. Not because of the raw fish (technicaly that's sashimi anyhow) but I HATE cold rice. I also hate the price of sushi. My kids love it. the curlson has been known to save up his allowance for two or three weeks just to eat at the sushi place.

Didn't the daughter become a vegetarian?

[jonesthecurl]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

One of my girlfriend's just took me out to a sushi bar earlier this month and ordered $180 worth just for the two of us. I went berserk on her.

Wow. it's hard to find a sushi place around here that costs that much unless you're ordering about 40 pounds of their most expensive item.

I dislike Sushi intensely. Not because of the raw fish (technicaly that's sashimi anyhow) but I HATE cold rice. I also hate the price of sushi. My kids love it. the curlson has been known to save up his allowance for two or three weeks just to eat at the sushi place.

Didn't the daughter become a vegetarian?

Yes, but she's still at the "piscatorian" level where fish are ok. Normally I argue with people at this stage, but hey I'm the cook and I'm not gonna make my life any harder than it needs to be.

[strike wolf]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

One of my girlfriend's just took me out to a sushi bar earlier this month and ordered $180 worth just for the two of us. I went berserk on her.

Wow. it's hard to find a sushi place around here that costs that much unless you're ordering about 40 pounds of their most expensive item.

I dislike Sushi intensely. Not because of the raw fish (technicaly that's sashimi anyhow) but I HATE cold rice. I also hate the price of sushi. My kids love it. the curlson has been known to save up his allowance for two or three weeks just to eat at the sushi place.

Souns like sushi where you live is a bit more expensive than here. I happen to love sushi.

[strike wolf]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

One of my girlfriend's just took me out to a sushi bar earlier this month and ordered $180 worth just for the two of us. I went berserk on her.

Wow. it's hard to find a sushi place around here that costs that much unless you're ordering about 40 pounds of their most expensive item.

I dislike Sushi intensely. Not because of the raw fish (technicaly that's sashimi anyhow) but I HATE cold rice. I also hate the price of sushi. My kids love it. the curlson has been known to save up his allowance for two or three weeks just to eat at the sushi place.

Didn't the daughter become a vegetarian?

A lot of vegetarians eat fish.

[AndyDufresne]

A friend of mine loves sushi. I can't stand anything that lives or grows in water. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

you don't have to have fish in sushi. It's the rice that makes it sushi.
Though that does grow in water...

[targetman377]

Nicholas Cage?

That would be negative acting ability.

Samuel L. Jackson?

only in snakes on a plane when he says "that's it i am tired of these god dam mother fuken snakes on this god dam fucken plain."

So at all otehr times he has no talent?

is that a serious question?

[targetman377]

I think everyone's posted. So for page 3000, I have a special surprise.

That's right I found an actual picture of target over the internet:

really that is not me mine colur would say!!!! nukes not nuts!!!!!

You actually don't rmemeber this because this was 10 minutes before you became nuclear. The government decided to play a prank on the anti-nuclear arms squirrel and thus the nuclear squirrel was born. That and when you went to the Ukraine you ended up too close to Chernobyl.

i am an elephat!!! elephants never forget lone wolf your post fails

[targetman377]

what is a wiccans?

First you have to be several people at once. Second you have to be a part of this wacky religion that worships the moon and earth. Oh and believes in sex magic.

what is sex magic, AUTO I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU AUTO!!!! WHAT IS SEX MAGIC i figured you of all people would know

Sex magic is the idea that one's magical abilities are increased during intercourse. Probalby because of the human wand.

ok now that we have your know experance view lets hear from the expert AUTO

[targetman377]

whats a world?

Its a thing with ground and water and air.

i have herd of earth wind and fire, but what is GROUND WATER AND AIR????

[targetman377]

hopefully i will finish the map before a year and hopefully my gf last longer than 2 more days!!!

She called me yesterday. Told me something important.

what did she?

Told me to wish you guys luck...and that she's going to be meeting auto for the weekend.

AUTO sorry but you got no chance with her sorry

[targetman377]

what is a wiccans?

Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!

Just like a lap dog.

i think that dog is bigger than the person

probably. It was the closest I could find to an elephant.

a Clydesdale horse is closer or a mammoth

[targetman377]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

i read to eel and i got and had to go to the hold on one sec..... back from the bathroom

[targetman377]

lol nice idea man join tournement viewtopic.php?f=90&t=98605

Maybe I will but first...what's in it for me?

Another medal.

good job

[targetman377]

Being several people at once for starters.

what is a wiccans?

First you have to be several people at once. Second you have to be a part of this wacky religion that worships the moon and earth. Oh and believes in sex magic.

I only believe in the sex magic part.

ok thanks expert

[targetman377]

First you have to be several people at once. Second you have to be a part of this wacky religion that worships the moon and earth. Oh and believes in sex magic.

what is sex magic, AUTO I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU AUTO!!!! WHAT IS SEX MAGIC i figured you of all people would know

Ask me later when I have time to answer properly.

alright

[targetman377]

Or Strike Wolf in the dining room with the katana.

That would be awesome if we could custom order Clue boards with our names on it.

which you did not i look at your mail

[targetman377]

This thread is Huge.

You might want to take note because it will be a long time before this happens again.

This gets The Wolf's Diamond Paw Stamp of Approval

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[targetman377]

hopefully i will finish the map before a year and hopefully my gf last longer than 2 more days!!!

She called me yesterday. Told me something important.

Really? *leans in closer to hear*

Well she was asking me to meet her but I had to turn her down because i know where that road lead.

my sniper was about to go off your luckie