Glenn Beck is Actually a Huge Crybaby Pansy

[pimpdave]

Katie Couric Gives Glenn Beck a Chance to Explain His "White Culture" Comment, He Flips Out For Having Tactics He Uses ALL THE TIME Being Used On Him

So, whatever happened to, "if you can't take it, don't dish it out?"

Beck = Loser


(children of the 90s, please don't tell me the reference is lost on you )


And actually, what makes this particularly precious is that Katie put no spin or venom into her question, she (like true journalists do) merely gave Glenn a chance to clear up some confusion over one of his rants.

Beck, on the other hand, will purposefully parse language and look for possible ways to misinterpret someone's words, then supply meanings of his own fabrication to those words, never giving the original speaker a chance to actually explain (or dismiss him when he's being purely ornery) what was said. He also never gives the benefit of the doubt, which he here demands from Couric. This might be my favorite YouTube video of all time. I'm going to keep bumping this thread with any and all examples I find of Beck either revealing himself for the fool he is, or acting like a jackass.

Glenn Beck Cannot Spell

The Glenn Beck Rape/Murder in 1990 Rumor/Meme - Still Not As Good As the Crispin Glover is Dead Rumor of Late 90s, But Hey...

Glenn Beck Admits Everything

Vid Needs to be Found, But Glenn Beck Accuses Democrat of Being Anti-America For Questioning the Value to the United States of Endless War

Glenn Beck Hits on American Idol Contestant in Super Creepy Manner on Live National Television

Glenn Beck Would Openly Mock Your Grandma, Given His Treatment of Barbara Walters, Who Is Just About The Sweetest, Most Inoffensive Old Lady in American History -- Also, She is Actually a Journalist, Unlike Beck the Lying Sack of Dog Mess

Glenn Beck Declares Obama Presidency Much Better For Beck's Career than McCain Would Have Been, Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Best Of All

When Cornered By Someone Capable of Exercising Principles of Logic in Any Argument, Beck Uses the I'ma-Go-Batshit-Loonball Defense, Effectively Distracting Everyone Into Getting A Cocktail of Haldol and Thorazine Ready To Inject Into Beck Rather Than Beck Having To Admit He Doesn't Know What He's Talking About

Glenn Beck Likes To Pretend He's Robert Langdon And He Has Solved The Secret of Rockafeller's Secret Communist Plan To Dominate Rockafeller Center That Is Spelled Out in Rockafeller Center. AND MSNBC IS THERE TOO.

Glenn Beck Talks About How He Can't Sell Tickets To His Shows, Stumbles, Mumbles, Tells Some Non-Jokes to Sweetened Laugh Track in Trailer For His FAIL

Glenn Beck Demands Obama Administration Not Kill Him... Because Apparently That Threat Exists.

[Army of GOD]

Get off my Twitter you pinhead?

[Symmetry]

I'm skeptical about another thread on Beck, but that clip is awesome. He's so wormy it's painful to watch.

[pimpdave]

I'm skeptical about another thread on Beck, but that clip is awesome. He's so wormy it's painful to watch.

Well, certainly there will be the normal rabble showing up here to carry on about how Benn Gleck is the greatest American hero, but let's just ignore them. If you come across any good Beck material, throw up a link. Periodically, I'll edit the first post, and we'll just make a nice long media gallery of Beck "highlights". And I think this is the best thread title we could use for such an endeavor.

So remember, let's not even indulge the Beck Brown Shirts in open confrontation. Let's just deluge them with examples of how silly and ignorant they are for thinking this guy isn't constantly lying through his teeth, and manipulating political discourse for his own financial gain.

[pimpdave]

At his finest:

Glenn Beck Cannot Spell

[Juan_Bottom]

lol, can't believe that I haven't seen that before.
She asked him point blank if he is a racist. And still he didn't answer her... but he did keep on rambling.

Don't worry PD, I read a Rusmussen that said only 30% of Americans support the GOP. So that means only about 30% of American's watch Glenn Beck. And that is not a big % right?

[Juan_Bottom]

Someone here will find this funny.
"Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Girl in 1990?"
http://www.mediaite.com/online/anti-bec ... rape-meme/

Pull this vid Pimpdave:
http://politicalblogs.startribune.com/b ... log/?p=371

BECK: I will tell you, may I — may we have five minutes here where we’re just politically incorrect and I play the cards face up on the table?

ELLISON: Go there.

BECK: OK. No offense, and I know Muslims. I like Muslims. I’ve been to mosques. I really don’t believe that Islam is a religion of evil. I — you know, I think it’s being hijacked, quite frankly.

With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, ‘Let’s cut and run.’ And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, ‘Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.’

And I know you’re not. I’m not accusing you of being an enemy, but that’s the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.

ELLISON: Well, let me tell you, the people of the Fifth Congressional District know that I have a deep love and affection for my country. There’s no one who is more patriotic than I am. And so, you know, I don’t need to — need to prove my patriotic stripes.

[SultanOfSurreal]

my favorite glenn beck moment is still when he asked his female guest if he could take naked pictures of her. i am not exaggerating that description at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9IC7njYYc

[Symmetry]

my favorite glenn beck moment is still when he asked his female guest if he could take naked pictures of her. i am not exaggerating that description at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9IC7njYYc

You know, since I first posted on this thread I've had a look through some of the videos of Beck on youtube. He really is a strange strange man.

This video is probably one of the best, just for the really awkward pause.

I liked the one with Glenn Beck on the View too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsBvEnaXtgo

Genius. The man has nowhere to go.

[Phatscotty]

Katie Couric Gives Glenn Beck a Chance to Explain His "White Culture" Comment, He Flips Out For Having Tactics He Uses ALL THE TIME Being Used On Him

So, whatever happened to, "if you can't take it, don't dish it out?"

Beck = Loser


(children of the 90s, please don't tell me the reference is lost on you )


And actually, what makes this particularly precious is that Katie put no spin or venom into her question, she (like true journalists do) merely gave Glenn a chance to clear up some confusion over one of his rants.

Beck, on the other hand, will purposefully parse language and look for possible ways to misinterpret someone's words, then supply meanings of his own fabrication to those words, never giving the original speaker a chance to actually explain (or dismiss him when he's being purely ornery) what was said. He also never gives the benefit of the doubt, which he here demands from Couric. This might be my favorite YouTube video of all time. I'm going to keep bumping this thread with any and all examples I find of Beck either revealing himself for the fool he is, or acting like a jackass.

Glenn Beck Cannot Spell

Do you realize everything you say is FULL OF HATE? The only think I took out of that interview was "john McCain would be a worse president than Barak Obama." However, Thus begins the Dinosaur/no rating media FULL OUT assault on Glenn Beck....Glad to see you are doing your part to fan that flames. Best of luck! Ta!

[john9blue]

Do you realize everything you say is FULL OF HATE? The only think I took out of that interview was "john McCain would be a worse president than Barak Obama." However, Thus begins the Dinosaur/no rating media FULL OUT assault on Glenn Beck....Glad to see you are doing your part to fan that flames. Best of luck! Ta!

McCain wasn't even mentioned... and Beck is just another clueless political pundit, even I can see that. Your time would be better spent debunking the lies spread by liberal media than trying to defend the lies spread by conservative media.

[pimpdave]

This post was made by john9blue who thinks it is funny to mock 9/11 survivors and is currently on your ignore list. Because of this, he will never come off, because no self-respecting human being should ever play a game with this coward or ever listen to any of his worthless opinions, since he likes to mock the dead, WHO ARE FAR MORE WORTHWHILE AND DESERVE TO LIVE THAN HIS WORTHLESS SELF.

[Jolly Roger]

This post was made by john9blue who thinks it is funny to mock 9/11 survivors and is currently on your ignore list. Because of this, he will never come off, because no self-respecting human being should ever play a game with this coward who likes to mock the dead.

That's a shame - his post seemed perfectly reasonable to me:

McCain wasn't even mentioned... and Beck is just another clueless political pundit, even I can see that. Your time would be better spent debunking the lies spread by liberal media than trying to defend the lies spread by conservative media.

P.s. What settings are you using to get the ignore list notice to include all of that fantastic additional information?

[john9blue]

This post was made by john9blue who thinks it is funny to mock 9/11 survivors and is currently on your ignore list. Because of this, he will never come off, because no self-respecting human being should ever play a game with this coward or ever listen to any of his worthless opinions, since he likes to mock the dead, WHO ARE FAR MORE WORTHWHILE AND DESERVE TO LIVE THAN HIS WORTHLESS SELF.

Yeah I thought so. I make a post agreeing with your point of view and you're still biased. Really though, you're going to get banned for spam if you keep this up (if not defaming me by lying about my views). It's up to you though...

[pimpdave]

P.s. What settings are you using to get the ignore list notice to include all of that fantastic additional information?

It's a greasemonkey add on. And john9blue, I still hope you die by jumping out of a window because flames are licking your heels and it's either that or burning to death, you coward, anti-american, terrorist sympathizer.

[Phatscotty]

Do you realize everything you say is FULL OF HATE? The only think I took out of that interview was "john McCain would be a worse president than Barak Obama." However, Thus begins the Dinosaur/no rating media FULL OUT assault on Glenn Beck....Glad to see you are doing your part to fan that flames. Best of luck! Ta!

McCain wasn't even mentioned... and Beck is just another clueless political pundit, even I can see that. Your time would be better spent debunking the lies spread by liberal media than trying to defend the lies spread by conservative media.

wow, the clip is super easy to find. are you sure you know what you are talking about? im getting that you did not even actaully see it.......

[pimpdave]

Cowardly lies and cowardly mockery

wow, the clip is super easy to find. are you sure you know what you are talking about? im getting that you did not even actaully see it.......

There's no reason to quote him. At least, not in threads that I make. I never want to see another word he's written.

[Phatscotty]

Mccain mentioned at least 4 times in a 30 seconds span.....Can I get some of whatever you guys are on? reatarded much?

Glenn Beck to Katie Couric: McCain Would've Been Worse For the Country Than Obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKYftaeIJ4

Flawless Victory

simple



Ta!

[Symmetry]

This one is quite spectacular:

Beck goes mad at a woman calling him about healthcare

I like the fact that even Bill O'Reilly clearly thinks the man has a screw loose.

[Phatscotty]

wow posted that link 2 months ago right here. ta! the GOMP right, see what happened there is a prefect example of what happens here every day. See, for months and months, Beck show has been about the reason he is against the bailouts, and most importantly.....brace yourselves.....WHY. The mere fact some dumb lady born yesterday jumps on the phone and says beck doesnt even care about the bailouts.....well....sometimes there is a justifiable re-action to pure Idiocracy

[Symmetry]

This one is a bit long, but I love the random leaps of logic:

Beck says that Communism is a part of NY architecture?

I'm honestly not sure where he was going with this one. If you get through it, tell me if the last parts of the argument match up to the start.

I watched it all, and it didn't look like he was saying anything.

[Phatscotty]

This one is a bit long, but I love the random leaps of logic:

Beck says that Communism is a part of NY architecture?

I'm honestly not sure where he was going with this one. If you get through it, tell me if the last parts of the argument match up to the start.

I watched it all, and it didn't look like he was saying anything.

uh, yeah, this one has been around before Beck was born, and the architecture exists, but I guess it's all beck's idea!

[HapSmo19]

This one is a bit long, but I love the random leaps of logic:

Beck says that Communism is a part of NY architecture?

I'm honestly not sure where he was going with this one. If you get through it, tell me if the last parts of the argument match up to the start.

I watched it all, and it didn't look like he was saying anything.

"The URL contained a malformed video ID."

Communist conspiracy? I say yes.

[Symmetry]

This one is a bit long, but I love the random leaps of logic:

Beck says that Communism is a part of NY architecture?

I'm honestly not sure where he was going with this one. If you get through it, tell me if the last parts of the argument match up to the start.

I watched it all, and it didn't look like he was saying anything.

"The URL contained a malformed video ID."

Communist conspiracy? I say yes.

Heh- apologies: might have posted it badly.

Try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szlLM5lCNJg

[HapSmo19]

Hmmm. What are the random leaps of logic?
I'd say that's kinda odd.

Are you saying that there's no possible way that closet communists exist?