God Bless the USA

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:55 pm

I toss my massive caber from time to time. I do not consider it a punishment, nor a sin of impurity.

As for the haggises, I don't actually ever see them as well-formed as that - I usually have them from my local chippy, where they're fried in batter. Sometimes I could swear it's actually black pudding, but when I remonstrate with the owner, I can never understand his Italian accent.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:21 pm

I see, does he do mars bars?

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:26 pm

He doesn't, unfortunately, just everything else. I have had pizzas fried in batter, but not from him. Jesus Christ, just talking about my local cuisine has made me lose faith in my country already. Thank God for the Indians and the Chinese.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:29 pm

You could move here with so many of us that left or decended from them.

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:39 pm

Thanks for the offer, but there are two Indian takeaways and two Chinese takeaways, and no MacDonalds, in my small English town. Also, I am a dab hand at making spag bol and pizza, so I'm sorted for food.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:14 pm

Tacos?

Jamie · Post by **Jamie** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:47 pm

Sammy gags wrote:I never thought Harry Potter was well written...& u cant say that the internet was invented by a british guy because there were many ppl that made breakthrough discoveries, so not 1 person invented it. Christmas is German & i do think that we have some of the best authors

No no, didn't you know, Al Gore invented the internet, LOL

Blueoctober · Post by **Blueoctober** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:55 pm

right before he invented global warming

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:38 am

Stopper wrote:
As for the haggises, I don't actually ever see them as well-formed as that - I usually have them from my local chippy, where they're fried in batter. Sometimes I could swear it's actually black pudding, but when I remonstrate with the owner, I can never understand his Italian accent.

Classic!

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:48 am

I got 4th in a spelling bee because of haggis.. I'll never even touch that shit now.

Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:36 pm

hmm...according 2 google Al Gore did invent the internet

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:51 pm

The internet isn't exactly the type of thing you invent by yourself...

PE24 · Post by **PE24** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:44 am

no it's the type of thing you take credit for and say you invented it.

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:33 am

Jamie wrote:No no, didn't you know, Al Gore invented the internet, LOL

And by the same out-of-context stretch...George Bush claims to have invented the iPod. :roll:

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:31 am

DIRESTRAITS wrote:The internet was invented by the CIA. Do your homework.

Rofl, no, it was invented by a guy at CERN (though I can't remember whether he was English or not). Do your homework.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:32 am

The1exile wrote:
DIRESTRAITS wrote:The internet was invented by the CIA. Do your homework.

Rofl, no, it was invented by a guy at CERN (though I can't remember whether he was English or not). Do your homework.

Tim Berners-Lee, the (British, as if it matters) father of the world wide web, is the CERN guy, i think.

I believe the US military developed the first computer network, though.

God Bless the USA

Should D.IsleofBrown be deported?