Some thoughts for non-believers

[neanderpaul14]

The scary thing is I'm actually beginning to understand Jimbo's reasoning despite his lack of phonetic coherence. I agree that his posts are probably the most entertaining on this whole site.

Okay that right there is a sure sign of too much internet. Turn off the computer and step slowly away.

[JJM]

The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

So do flatfish disprove the existence of god?
(hint: they have both their eyes on the same side of their head)

Aren't fish at the beginning of Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Um, no.
But for the sake of argument let's postulate that they are.
What's that got to do with anything?

Or is it Worms at the begining of Darwin's theory? There symmetrical too.

[2dimes]

Has this thread converted anyone else to Christianity?

Hallelujah! Nice work OP.

<3

Oh, I thought he must be jewish.

Wow, how'd I miss this first run?

Praise him. So does anyone think he'll answer my question?

[jonesthecurl]

Or is it Worms at the begining of Darwin's theory? There symmetrical too.

Do you actually know anything about Darwin?

[Simon Viavant]

Yeah, JJ, everyone knows it's squid.

They were the first organisms, and they evolved into more advanced cuttlefish, which evolved into worms, which evolved into fish, who transitioned to land. Look it up.

[Frigidus]

Yeah, JJ, everyone knows it's squid.

They were the first organisms, and they evolved into more advanced cuttlefish, which evolved into worms, which evolved into fish, who transitioned to land. Look it up.

Heresy, it started with Dolphins, that's why they're mammals that swim.

[Simon Viavant]

No, the fossil record clearly traces dolphins, porpoises and seals from land mammals, otters are the link between them and larger rodents. Scientists have found a record of this in fossils by the pacific shelf.
It was in the 1967 Stevenson Discovery of the shores of San Fransisco, you can read his original papers about it in the University of Berkeley Archives at the UCBerkeley website.

[Titanic]

No, the fossil record clearly traces dolphins, porpoises and seals from land mammals, otters are the link between them and larger rodents. Scientists have found a record of this in fossils by the pacific shelf.
It was in the 1967 Stevenson Discovery of the shores of San Fransisco, you can read his original papers about it in the University of Berkeley Archives at the UCBerkeley website.

Really? Life originated in the sea, I though land animals ame frm sea animals?

[MeDeFe]

No, the fossil record clearly traces dolphins, porpoises and seals from land mammals, otters are the link between them and larger rodents. Scientists have found a record of this in fossils by the pacific shelf.
It was in the 1967 Stevenson Discovery of the shores of San Fransisco, you can read his original papers about it in the University of Berkeley Archives at the UCBerkeley website.

Really? Life originated in the sea, I though land animals ame frm sea animals?

Nooo, that has been debunked long ago, the squids and dolphins came here (to earth) in there spaceships 437 squillion years ago but had unfortunately forgotten to build in a mechanism for landing so they crashed and couldn't go back. A majority of the squids settled in what is now Japan (which is why the Japanese have an obsession with tentacles) and spread civilization from there. The dolphins decided to have a good time and went for a swim instead.

[mpjh]

Haven't you guys seen Battlestar Galactica?

[2dimes]

Do you actually know anything about Darwin?

All I know for sure is he has fallen victim to natural selection.

[JJM]

how do you think the Bible predicted that Israel would once again become a nation?

Where does it say this?

Sorry I over read your question. The book of Revolation.

[JJM]

Do you actually know anything about Darwin?

All I know for sure is he has fallen victim to natural selection.

i know quiet a bit about Darwin.

[Anarkistsdream]

1. If you do not believe in god then how do you think the Bible predicted that Israel would once again become a nation?

The Bible can be interpreted many ways... So can Nostradamus' prophecies... Many of his prophecies have come true too... So what?

2.If You believe we were created by a "big bang" then why our all our body symmetrical.

Aside from the horrible typos, this one is easy... We are only symmetrical one way... So what does that say? Nothing... We are not a perfect sphere... In fact, perfect spheres don't exist. If God made us, then wouldn't he have created perfection?

What about every other creature, plant, mineral, etc that is not symmetrical?

How do you explain fossils? Did Jesus ride a dinosaur?

Why don't you go hang out with Kirk Cameron or some other moron..?

[MeDeFe]

how do you think the Bible predicted that Israel would once again become a nation?

Where does it say this?

Sorry I over read your question. The book of Revolation.

Revolution?

[Symmetry]

how do you think the Bible predicted that Israel would once again become a nation?

Where does it say this?

Sorry I over read your question. The book of Revolation.

Revolution?

Vive la Revolation!

[Orwell]

Do you actually know anything about Darwin?

All I know for sure is he has fallen victim to natural selection.

i know quiet a bit about Darwin.

Yes, Darwin is pretty quiet these days.

[jonesthecurl]

Do you actually know anything about Darwin?

All I know for sure is he has fallen victim to natural selection.

i know quiet a bit about Darwin.

What, like his theories begin with fish, or possibly worms?

[Symmetry]

Do you actually know anything about Darwin?

All I know for sure is he has fallen victim to natural selection.

i know quiet a bit about Darwin.

What, like his theories begin with fish, or possibly worms?

Eels!

[MeDeFe]

Do you actually know anything about Darwin?

All I know for sure is he has fallen victim to natural selection.

i know quiet a bit about Darwin.

What, like his theories begin with fish, or possibly worms?

Eels!

Tentacles!

[jonesthecurl]

BTW, JJM., i know that people tend to mock you - but I do think you know quite a lot about certain subjects.
Here, though, you are just floundering in the dark.
Oh, and flounders aren't symmetrical.

[notyou2]

how do you think the Bible predicted that Israel would once again become a nation?

Where does it say this?

Sorry I over read your question. The book of Revolation.

Revolution?

Revlonnation....I think he meant lipstick came first.

[notyou2]

If you consult the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, I believe it states that dolphins are the most advanced life form on earth.

[jonesthecurl]

Great Zarquon's Singing Fish, really?

[john9blue]

If you consult the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, I believe it states that dolphins are the most advanced life form on earth.

I thought it was white mice?