king of the hill

[Caymanmew]

ok so i can leave hell good good you will never defend me

[gregwolf121]

? that made no sense and i don't want to defend you i want to be your enemy and lucky enough for me i am

[Caymanmew]

i teleport me and my massive undead army out of hell (100000000001 troops) we land 1k from the forest we walk though it (fire dose not hurt us so...) when we are tought it we cross the river (we really just walk on the bottem becuase we cant drown) we prosead to go up the hill kill your army and i put my spear though your head.

then we make the forest uninhabitable

all 100000000001 troops then dig a huge hole all around the forest/hill/river and we fill it with lava from hell


My hill
My undead forest
My sync river
My lava ocean

[gregwolf121]

well hell is still closed off so none of my men nor i actually go there so we become undead too so we all go to the edge of your lava ocean, after destroying your teleporter and making it impossible to ever build another one, and build 301 trebuchets we use 240 of them to hurl lava unto your undead army obliterating (killing destroying) all but 1210 of them we then use the remaining 61 trebuchets to launch ourselves over the lava ocean the forest and river and land in the middle of your army which is still shocked that we managed to attack them and despite the ten to one odds we fight off the remaining soldiers of your army and drive them into the lava ocean also destroying them all and then i charge up the hill and defeat you in hand to hand combat and then throw you into the lava ocean sending you back to hell and god shows favor unto us for defeating you and makes us immortal.
so my hill river forest and lava ocean

[Caymanmew]

no i left hell it is no longer closed and i put a unmoveable force field onve the forest river and hill so you can do that

My hill
My undead forest
My sync river
My lava ocean

[xelabale]

And then you woke up and realised you were all just dreaming about owning the hill, when actually it's mine. Sweet dreams.

[notyou2]

Then the Vogons come and blast the earth into dust to make way for a new hyperspace bypass and the hill is no more.

[gregwolf121]

i escaped the blast and took over the hill on the vogons home planets
so my alien hill

[Caymanmew]

i was not dreaming so the last 3 post dont count

My hill
My undead forest
My sync river
My lava ocean

[gregwolf121]

well technically for you it was a nightmare so yeah they do count
and it is still my alien hill

[Caymanmew]

it is not a nightmere so...

My hill
My undead forest
My sync river
My lava ocean

[gregwolf121]

okay your still dreaming and all that was destroyed so...

no i left hell it is no longer closed and i put a unmoveable force field onve the forest river and hill so you can do that

and in any case yes i can do that
like i said way back when i have a

i built a force field negating device

so when i launch myself out of the trebuchet i have the device and when i hit your forcefield my device negatates your force field so me and my men get through and destroy you
then planet is destroyed
and since i'm immortal
i go to the vorgon home world and take over the hill there
so like i said my alien hill

[Caymanmew]

WTF!

[MrBenn]

when i launch myself out of the trebuchet i have the device and when i hit your forcefield my device negatates your force field so me and my men get through and destroy you
then planet is destroyed
and since i'm immortal
i go to the vorgon home world and take over the hill there
so like i said my alien hill

I purchase the book and film rights, making it MY hill!

[Caymanmew]

when i launch myself out of the trebuchet i have the device and when i hit your forcefield my device negatates your force field so me and my men get through and destroy you
then planet is destroyed
and since i'm immortal
i go to the vorgon home world and take over the hill there
so like i said my alien hill

I purchase the book and film rights, making it MY hill!

i steel then form you

my hill

[notyou2]

I purchase the mineral rights under the hill and destroy the hill to harvest the plutonium to make dirty bombs

[gregwolf121]

i blow up your bombs and repile all the dirt and declare myself king
my alien hill

[Caymanmew]

i make a new hill on earth and become king

my hill

[MrBenn]

I plan a military coup, and usurp your throne.

I become King of the hill...

[gregwolf121]

caymanmew earth is destroyed
and mrbenn i come back leading my army of immortals we take the hill and i put you in the next spaceship to pluto
my alien hill

[theusual1]

i turn off the matrix. No matrix, no hill.
Game Over!

[gregwolf121]

ummm this not a game this is life so matrix doesn't end hill still my hill
my alien hill

[theusual1]

the matrix isn't a game you fool!
the matrix is real. it is this simulation that all of us take part in day after day. the hill is situated in this matrix. By closing the matrix i am ending this nonsense once and for all!!! now leave before i pull your plug

[gregwolf121]

ya its a game i made the game took me like 20 years to write all of the code so...
still my alien hill

[Caymanmew]

i rebuild the eath and make a hill
my hill