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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.


then I hope he got BOTH legs trapped in the beartraps on the way out.



Nah. he didn't go himself, he just sent a low level clone. Apparently he was expecting me to be there waiting, hidden in the shadows with my trusty sniper rifle. Of course, I was but I didn't have my sniper with me. I came armed only with two pistols and my sword as a gesture of I have no intention killing here tonight, just bringing adequate arms to defend myself.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Only on Showgirls and Fine Wine.


Live like a champion.
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strike wolf wrote:
Here's the DNA results for you. Also I don't have clones at least not any I created myself. All of those I used in assassin practice drills. I know it sounds cruel and it was kind of painful to commit murder-suicide thousands of times in a row but they were all the soulless type of clones anyways. Also I would like to mention that there are clones of me out there but I am not concerned with them.



Says clone wolf...
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strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Only on Showgirls and Fine Wine.


Live like a champion.

Die like a legend.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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strike wolf wrote:
Or as andy might say. WHy wouldn't you?

Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. **Eats a banana bunch**


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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Here's the DNA results for you. Also I don't have clones at least not any I created myself. All of those I used in assassin practice drills. I know it sounds cruel and it was kind of painful to commit murder-suicide thousands of times in a row but they were all the soulless type of clones anyways. Also I would like to mention that there are clones of me out there but I am not concerned with them.



Says clone wolf...


The clone wolf's dead. Long dead.
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.



:-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$
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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.


then I hope he got BOTH legs trapped in the beartraps on the way out.



only one :D
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.


then I hope he got BOTH legs trapped in the beartraps on the way out.



Nah. he didn't go himself, he just sent a low level clone. Apparently he was expecting me to be there waiting, hidden in the shadows with my trusty sniper rifle. Of course, I was but I didn't have my sniper with me. I came armed only with two pistols and my sword as a gesture of I have no intention killing here tonight, just bringing adequate arms to defend myself.


are we still up for the business meeting i need to discuses finances with you also i need to discusses with you advertisement. and on our lest for our company we have to go see the pres. of USA and the prime minster of Russia. so yeah we got a busy meeting ahead of us. DAM running this company is hard work LONE WOLF STOP FOOLING AROUND AND COME BACK!!!
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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Here's the DNA results for you. Also I don't have clones at least not any I created myself. All of those I used in assassin practice drills. I know it sounds cruel and it was kind of painful to commit murder-suicide thousands of times in a row but they were all the soulless type of clones anyways. Also I would like to mention that there are clones of me out there but I am not concerned with them.



Says clone wolf...



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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well today i am going to play some Frisbee golf. school starts on the 2nd for me so i am planing on moving in on the 31st after that i will be on alot more!!!!!!!!!!!! lol cause i don't wanna do homework :D
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.



:-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$


Only telling the truth.
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targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.


then I hope he got BOTH legs trapped in the beartraps on the way out.



only one :D


THe other he had already sold for parts.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.


then I hope he got BOTH legs trapped in the beartraps on the way out.



Nah. he didn't go himself, he just sent a low level clone. Apparently he was expecting me to be there waiting, hidden in the shadows with my trusty sniper rifle. Of course, I was but I didn't have my sniper with me. I came armed only with two pistols and my sword as a gesture of I have no intention killing here tonight, just bringing adequate arms to defend myself.


are we still up for the business meeting i need to discuses finances with you also i need to discusses with you advertisement. and on our lest for our company we have to go see the pres. of USA and the prime minster of Russia. so yeah we got a busy meeting ahead of us. DAM running this company is hard work LONE WOLF STOP FOOLING AROUND AND COME BACK!!!


I already met with the president today, 3 times in fact. It was your job to meet with the prime minister of Russia. other than that i'm on a very important assassination right now so we'll have to discuss finances later. I advertise on the job. Didn't you see my latest kill? Also it's pretty hard to advertise and keep people from finding out where you are and other things theyre not supposed to know.
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STILL sneezing.
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jonesthecurl wrote:STILL sneezing.


Target had laced the feather with sneezing powder.
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Quirk wrote:7200 stacked bananas

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A couple of them looked like they were pulled out of my ass.
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.

AKA his ass hairs.
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strike wolf wrote:
Quirk wrote:7200 stacked bananas

Image


A.K.A. Andy in heaven.

Still that stack of bananas fails to match the Hugeness that is this thread.

Haha! I made an AKA post right before I saw this post!
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AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Or as andy might say. WHy wouldn't you?

Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. **Eats a banana bunch**


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Andy!
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strike wolf wrote: I already met with the president today, 3 times in fact. It was your job to meet with the prime minister of Russia. other than that i'm on a very important assassination right now so we'll have to discuss finances later. I advertise on the job. Didn't you see my latest kill? Also it's pretty hard to advertise and keep people from finding out where you are and other things theyre not supposed to know.



i know ok yeah i just got the paper good job. oh yeah i will go there right away. and thanks for going to see obama i was not looking forward to it i thought i might just kill him the second i saw him.
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jonesthecurl wrote:STILL sneezing.



good first object is complete of operation kill king cobra
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autoload wrote:
Quirk wrote:7200 stacked bananas

Image

A couple of them looked like they were pulled out of my ass.


Some of them are fairly green.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote: I already met with the president today, 3 times in fact. It was your job to meet with the prime minister of Russia. other than that i'm on a very important assassination right now so we'll have to discuss finances later. I advertise on the job. Didn't you see my latest kill? Also it's pretty hard to advertise and keep people from finding out where you are and other things theyre not supposed to know.



i know ok yeah i just got the paper good job. oh yeah i will go there right away. and thanks for going to see obama i was not looking forward to it i thought i might just kill him the second i saw him.

Do you want riots in the streets?
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I have been sneezing pretty much nonstop for several hours, I have no idea what the allergy is at this point. Mrs Curl & the kids are asleep, so I'm gonna crash out downstairs so's I don't wake 'em up.

'Night, all.


Target's been tickling your nose with an invisible feather.

AKA his ass hairs.



u would know
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