A wishing game.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:48 pm

Granted but your house blows up while you are at home from the meeting.

I wish my friend would realize what a jerk her bf is.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:20 pm

granted, but now she hates men so much she goes lezbo

I wish my homework was already done

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:22 pm

granted, but the magic used to make the homework done got all the anwsers wrong and you fail the subject and, in turn, school. way to go.

I wish i had premium membership

cowshrptrn · Post by **cowshrptrn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:23 pm

granted, but its done by a chimpanzee. You get a zero on it, and the insulting messages the chimpanzee wrote on it cause you to get expelled (hey,its a pretty smart Chimpanzee if its doing your homework!)

I wish that this wish is never granted

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:24 pm

granted, but then you lose your gf/bf/spouse and drop out of school/lose your job because you get addicted

I wish everyone wished they had premium for free would shutup and just buy it.

cowshrptrn · Post by **cowshrptrn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:25 pm

Granted, but the laws of supply and demand make the cost of premium shoot up exponentially and everyone goes broke paying for premium except for Lack who becomes rich beyond his wildest dreams

edit: oh crap, 4got a wish umm..
i wish that these next two posts don't cause the thread to die!

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:25 pm

oh noes! we messed up the order! is this the end of the thread?

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:45 pm

I wish this tread would live.

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:54 pm

granted, but sonner or later it shall DIE!!! :twisted:

i wish that i could actually WIN some of my games!

cowshrptrn · Post by **cowshrptrn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:56 pm

granted, but they're against complete n00bs so you get one or two points per person

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:58 pm

I wish everyone who posted on this thread came with a grant AND a wish, and I wish we never got out of order

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:48 pm

granted, but nobody reakky cares

I wish It was Friday

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:49 pm

Granted, but it's a Friday in the year 800, and you are in the path of a ravaging war-monger.

I wish I was immortal.

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:51 pm

granted, you live to see your mom and dad and all other relatives die. you get married and you see all you descendents die too.

i wish for a real-sized car

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:03 pm

granted, but it has no tires, no engine, and no paintjob.
i wish i could beat half-life.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:15 am

granted, but then half-life 3 comes out

I wish SOAD came back together with a new album

neysa · Post by **neysa** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:42 pm

granted....but SOAD is becomes Sad Old Aging DragQueens.

I wish I would win the lottery!

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:18 pm

Granted but you get hit by ligtning (its got more of a chance of haponing)

i wish i could spel

insertnamehere · Post by **insertnamehere** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:45 pm

static_ice wrote:granted, but then half-life 3 comes out

I wish SOAD came back together with a new album

SOAD are on a break dont worry

pyro55 · Post by **pyro55** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:52 pm

Balsiefen wrote:Granted but you get hit by ligtning (its got more of a chance of haponing)

i wish i could spel

granted but then you get hit by a truck and become a vegtable

i wish i could win some games

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:54 pm

Granted but then you dedicate your life to online games and become a vegatable

i wish for another wish

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:17 pm

granted, but you then a vegatable steals them

i wish that i wasn't drafted into the army

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:32 pm

granted but then the army looses because of it.

I wish to win Deal or No Deal (tv game show)

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:18 am

You leave your current girlfriend because you thing your new wealth will bring you lots of beautiful women.
In a jealous rage, she shoots you in the spine and you suffer for weeks before you die.

I wish I had a talking dog

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:14 am

Granted, but he only speaks in Swahili and he's mentally retarded.

I wish I'd never have another hangover from drinking.