Movie quote retort game

[Sackett58]

Shirley MacLaine: Welcome to the Past Lives Pavilion.

Defending Your Life

[BoganGod]

When people say "get a Life" I reply "well, can I take yours" -

BoganGod (from his list of how not to impress other patrons at the local watering hole)

[Sackett58]

after Pete's plane explodes, he finds himself getting a haircut in the woods]
Pete Sandich: Hap, I don't want you to think that I'm doubting your good faith, I just want to get one thing clear, okay?
Hap: Okay.
Pete Sandich: Am I dead?
Hap: That's right.
Pete Sandich: I'm dead?
Hap: Right.
Pete Sandich: Keep the sideburns. Boy, what a jerk I turned out to be. Dead! And now I'm sitting in the woods, getting my hair cut.

Always

[pancakemix]

Joe Pendleton: Are you telling me...? I'm not supposed to be here.
Mr. Jordan: But you are here.
Joe Pendleton: You guys made a mistake.

Heaven Can Wait

[Sackett58]

Comedian: Well, there's a nice-looking young man over there. Hi, how'd ya die?
Daniel Miller: On stage, like you.
Defending Your Life

[AAFitz]

Comedian: Well, there's a nice-looking young man over there. Hi, how'd ya die?
Daniel Miller: On stage, like you.
Defending Your Life

When you die at Caesar's Palace, you really die[i] at Caesar's Palace!

mel brooks... history of the world part I

[Sackett58]

Julius Caesar: [after being stabbed by Brutus] Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!

[pancakemix]

Caesar Enrico Bandello: Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

Little Caesar

[AAFitz]

Caesar Enrico Bandello: Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

Little Caesar

Pizza! Pizza!

Little Caesars (ad)

[pancakemix]

April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some... frozen pizza.
Michaelangelo: Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pizza?
Michaelangelo, Donatello: Doesn't everybody?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[MrPanzerGeneral]

"Do you think we'll get that pizza served while it's still hot?"

Mystic Pizza

[Sackett58]

Primo: Do you know what happens in that restaurant every night? RAPE! RAPE!... The rape of cuisine.

Big Night

[squishyg]

Nacha swept up the residue the tears had left on the red stone floor. There was enough salt to fill a ten pound sack—it was used for cooking and lasted a long time.

Como agua para chocolate (Like Water for Chocolate) by Laura Esquivel

[pancakemix]

Charlotte Vale: I'm such a fool, such an old fool. These are only tears of gratitude - an old maid's gratitude for the crumbs offered.
Jerry Durrance: Don't talk like that.
Charlotte Vale: You see, no one ever called me darling before.

Now, Voyager

[squishyg]

"Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex."
Talking it Over by Julian Barnes

[Sackett58]

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West

[AAFitz]

"Im the worlds first fully functional, homicidal artist. I make art, until someone dies."

Jack Nicholson Batman

[squishyg]

Yes, but is it art?

-said by many, original author unknown, but hilariously asked on AbFab in series/season 2.

[pancakemix]

Elsa Laszlo: We said no questions.

Casablanca

[mandyb]

It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.


Matrix

[squishyg]

"What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams

[pancakemix]

Deep Thought: Forty-two.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Sackett58]

Professor Kingsfield: Speak louder, Mr. Hart! Fill the room with your intelligence!

The Paper Chase

[AAFitz]

"...you are all stupider for having heard that"

Billy Madison

[Sackett58]

Major Strasser: You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate "American blundering". I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918.

Casablanca