A wishing game.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:59 am

Granted, but they still hate their music

I wish that I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:06 am

granted but you die of a heart attack from all the cholesteral.

I wish to be a millionare

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:10 am

granted, but you got the money illegaly and are put in prison for 20 years

i wish the high wasnt -1 degrees F in milwaukee.

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:10 am

granted but now its 0 degrees F.

I wish to leagally be a millionare

Econ2000 · Post by **Econ2000** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:13 am

granted, but your so rich that all the players suicide on u for the rest of ur life

i wish for a m-1 tank

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:17 am

Granted but it is a micro machine...

I wish for control of all the natural resources in the world

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:22 pm

Granted, but the aliens from V come down and forcibly take all of the water from you at gunpoint.

I wish I had a bigger washing machine.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:29 pm

Granted, but it costed you a fortune.

I wish everyone would just be nice to me!! :cry:

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:43 pm

Granted, but they talk about you behind your back...

I wish that we could do something about the prison system in America. Something BENEFICIAL!

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:13 pm

Granted, but the process of actually making a US federal program work upsets the natural order of the universe and reality implodes.

I wish my neck would stop hurting so much.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:16 pm

Granted, but only because Bubba from Cell Block 18 gets to call you 'bitch' from now on...

I wish I had some ice cream.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:21 pm

Granted, but someone spat in it.

I wish I was a cat..
:shock:

erm.. I just realised that sounded weird..

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:27 pm

Granted, but you live your whole life in an animal shelter...

I wish I was in a boy band.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:53 pm

Granted, but your band sucks!

I wish for a new car!

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:12 pm

Granted, but it's a remote controlled toy car.

I wish I was a little bit taller
Wish I was a baller
Wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her.

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:13 pm

none of your wishes are granted cos u wished too much.

I wish for servants.

hendy · Post by **hendy** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:14 pm

gavin_sidhu wrote:none of your wishes are granted cos u wished too much.

I wish for servants.

Granted

I wish that he will get his servants

cowshrptrn · Post by **cowshrptrn** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:00 pm

granted, but the paradox you just created by granting a wish with no strings attached caused a rift in the thread-time continuum and all his servants gets sucked into a parallel forum.

i wish the gaping hole of discontinuity Hendy created would get filled

Easy_fan · Post by **Easy_fan** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:56 pm

Granted but it gets filled with newbs wait... thats a good thing

I wish for a working scanner in my room.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:37 am

granted, but when you try to scan your ass one day it breaks from your weight. lol.
i wish i had the power to slow down time.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:09 am

Granted, but after using your power to try and save the life of a Texas waitress, your power gradually weakens until you become convinced that the only way you'll ever be able to slow down time again is to acquire, against considerable odds, a samurai sword from a shadowy Vegas businessman.

I wish for my own personal teleportation device.

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:15 am

you teleport while drunk and teleport yourself right into a crack house and pass out before you can teleport yourself out. while sleeping, the crack heads steal all your possessions and clothes, smoke your teeth and one of them rapes you in the butt. you catch aids and die 2 years later.

i wish i had cool horns like this guy :twisted:

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:57 am

Granted, but it looks really weird and people are scared of you.

I wish I had some more money

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:01 am

Granted, but due to inflation your billion dollars has the purchasing powe rof like fifteen bucks.

I wish for Kid A to be viciously beaten by a gang of rabid howler monkeys. :twisted:

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:43 am

granted, but they beat you too :twisted:

I wish I could eat chocolate right now