I go back in time, convice George Lucus never to create Star Wars. I come back to find you on an undefended hill. I let out my army of 1000 disease infested rats to chase you down and eat you alive. They now surround my hill and instantly devour all who oppose.
i get the pied piper to come and lead the rats away while i take a bazooka and kill you, then call the U.S. Army, Marines, Navy Seals, and Air FOrce to defend the hill
my hill
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
It rains and since the hill was made out of dirt, it collapses in one massive mudslide. Meanwhile I'm laughing because I had planned the whole incident. I go back into hiding and let you all find a new hill to conquer.
A copy of me from a parallel universe steps through a dimensional rift that coincidentally causes a spatial-time paradox which annihilates the entire fabric of reality, as well as all other parallel realities.
Only the Buddha has the Hill.
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fit the First - by Douglas Adams wrote:The odds of something as mindbogglingly useful as the Babel Fish evolving purely by chance is seen as a final and clinching proof of the Non-Existence of God. The argument runs something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God. "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man. "The Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God. "I hadn't thought of that." And He promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh that was easy!" says Man, and for an encore he goes on to prove that black is white and then gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a small fortune with his best-selling book: Well, That About Wraps It Up For God!
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
By coincidence the new hill is my hiding spot so I come up to see what the noise is. You spot me and pull out a machine gun. After a long time of fighting I kill you in an epic ground shattering, hill destroying move. Now not only is the hill destroyed but I have been arrested for murder.
not again..not only has strike wolf destroyed a hill, he also owns a frozen wasteland which no one has tried to claim so far..
anyways..global warming takes effect.
my frozen wasteland.
