A wishing game.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:38 am

granted, but it becomes an evil robot that takes over the world.
i wish it was 4 hours earlier and i still had the work i accomplished now.

Easy_fan · Post by **Easy_fan** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:41 am

granted but you realize it was all shit and commit suicide.

I wish i got to meet my favorite band.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:42 am

granted, but something goes wrong and they now hate you.
i wish i could someone would read my novel (on the link listed above somewhere)

Easy_fan · Post by **Easy_fan** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:44 am

Granted but at the concert you go to the lead guitarist burst his thumb open and dies of blood loss causing the band to break up.

I wish i was there to pick up the thumb to sell on ebay.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:48 am

granted, but the police bust you for illegally selling body parts.
i wish someone would read my novel!!!

Easy_fan · Post by **Easy_fan** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:51 am

Granted but his eyes fall out reading it so his family sued you making you $999,999,999,999,.72 in debt.

Im afraid to wish. I wish i could wish.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:52 am

um..granted.but all your wishes backfire.

i wish that i could rewind time,

Easy_fan · Post by **Easy_fan** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:53 am

granted but you rewind time to much so the dinosaurs exist and you didn't ask to be able to go froward in time either.

I wish for a robotic arm that wouldn't go haywire or anything.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:57 am

granted, but it's not a hit with the ladies.
i wish i had the will to be more active.

Easy_fan · Post by **Easy_fan** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:58 am

granted but you die of overworking

I wish for a glass of lemonade that wasn't pee related or poisoned

Koba · Post by **Koba** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:59 am

Granted, but you pour it down yourself.
I wish I had a bigger flat

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:01 am

granted, but it gets so big you get 2 roomies.
i wish it was friday

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:00 pm

granted, it's friday the 13th!!

i wish that the bears will win the super bowl

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:09 pm

Granted, but no chicago sports team will win a another title until 2174.

I wish I had a flying car.

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:12 pm

granted, you run it into Fort Knox and die

i wish it was 2174 A.D.

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:15 pm

Granted, but all humans are slaves to the machines by then.

I wish I could play the guitar.

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:16 pm

granted, but the Bears and Seahawks merged, so they are called the Seahawks (after all, Paul Allen's got so much money, he pees gold) but they still don't win the Super Bowl....

I wish the refs were actually GOOD in this Super Bowl

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:43 pm

Granted, but the Steelers still win because they are better than the SeaCocks

I wish I was as rich as Paul Allen

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:12 pm

granted, by you spend all ur money to make the EMP and buy the Portland Trail Blazers.....

I wish that the Colts would win the super bowl this year and Peyton Manning was the best QB of all time

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:21 pm

Granted, but two days after the Super Bowl the Colts move back to Baltimore in the middle of the night.

I wish I were the terrible and feared God-Emperor of Earth.

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:22 pm

granted, but someone assassinates you to seem more powerful....

i wish that this thread would die

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:28 pm

Granted, but then I bring it back to life.

I wish I owned Disney.

Easy_fan · Post by **Easy_fan** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:28 pm

granted but do to your lack of responsibility Disney goes bankrubt.

I wish I had edumication.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:37 pm

granted, but you become so geeky and smart no one likes you.
i wish that i would win the current RISK game i am in.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:51 pm

Granted, but you get negative feedback from all of them each accusing you of cheating.

I wish I had a newer car.