Creative Compliments Competition - July edition

[xelabale]

Rules for thread:

1 If you post in this thread you agree to allow others to compliment you during this month, in this thread only.
2 Do not compliment anyone who has not posted in this thread THIS MONTH. I mean it.
3 Stay within cc rules and guidelines at all times
4 Be creative and imaginative. No-one wants to read the same tired nonsense - this is NOT that ridiculous April fool's forum.
5 Keep the smushiness down - it's not big and it's not clever.
6 The winner will be announced at the end of each month. I will choose the winner arbitrarily and unfairly. Suck it up cupcake.
7 The winner will receive a choice compliment from me or a guest complimenter.
8 Keep your salt ready in case you need to take a pinch.

For the purpose of this month and coz I can't be arsed to wait til Weds, July starts today.
So, by the rules, there's only one person at present who can be complimented.... well, what are you waiting for?

[SultanOfSurreal]

xelabale, there are sometimes occasions when you do not suck

[xelabale]

SOS that was a beautiful thing to say, I feel like the first snowdrop being gently caressed by the melting snow.

[MrPanzerGeneral]

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[xelabale]

I'm delighted that you didn't Mr Panzer, a man as talented and classy as you has no need to stoop to breaking the rules, no matter how absorbent the upholstery. Your avatar makes me horny.

[e_i_pi]

Imaginative Insults competition - July edition
Number of replies: 10
Hours taken to reply: 10
Replies per hour: 1

Creative Compliments Competition - July edition
Number of replies: 4
Hours taken to reply: 72
Replies per hour: 0.05

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[xelabale]

Imaginative Insults competition - July edition
Number of replies: 10
Hours taken to reply: 10
Replies per hour: 1
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Creative Compliments Competition - July edition
Number of replies: 4
Hours taken to reply: 72
Replies per hour: 0.05

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Think of it as the triumph of imagination over creativity

[Votanic]

xelabale, chief among those previously noted occasions when you do not suck, is when you inconspicuously removed yourself from hosting this thread. Long may the graceful subtlety of your departure persist.