Memorable CC Quotes

[DirtyDishSoap]

I said this awhile ago thought it was funny.

Im half tempted to start a religion on dice. Shave my balls, paint some dots on it and let em roll. Depending on the number, thats how many women i need in my bed by that night

[Mr_Adams]

I don't think pm quotes is what this was made for, but, why not

Hmm maybe a bastard child though don't tell him where i live

[FabledIntegral]

2008-12-19 09:43:31 - Scott-Land: thats how poo beat me earlier-- 2 different guys pounding me

That's pretty memorable to me.

[apey]

My favourite settings used to be standard, freestyle, escalating, chained, speed with no fog (lights on). The missus was OK with that for a while but after talking to her friends then insisted that future games be changed to casual duration and she wasn’t so keen on chained. I’m always open to change but was stuck on speed setting and the game status was going from active to finished too quickly for her liking. I suggested that if she selected Brazil it may improve things from my side but this resulted in her resetting the map to Forbidden City and I cant play that map. Relationships are all about compromise so I then proposed that we change from private games to public and even offered to set up a team game on Triple Alliance game to teach her girlfriends. The map setting was immediately changed to Duck and Cover, terminator and I was gone without even getting one roll. I did what I normally do in times of trouble and went out for a few ales. On returning that night I could only play flat rate games and even then I deadbeated out of the match. She doesn’t like flat rate and about once a month she tells me she can only get red sets and doesn’t want to play real games. Not being allowed to use my plugins I had to innovate. I offered to customise the settings and play an oral game, even promising no spoils….she agreed to run with this but I got confused and changed to escalating at the end and my connection was cut off when I cashed my final set. I received a very poor rating from that game – straight 1s (tags - reckless/bad team mate). In a final attempt to get another game started I gave her the option of an assassin game but she didn’t read the whole word and now I have a ban. Things aren’t good now and I find myself playing lots of Arms Race singles……..

[thegreekdog]

"I just want to play, you know? Sometimes I'd just like to play the game instead of getting harassed for failing to anticipate the psychological harm I'm causing someone by moving numbers around on a computer screen." - squishyg

[Skittles!]

HA! There I did it. All of my contacts together to face my wrath. Remember I hate you all and death to Nag. Thank you, for spreading it Nag. Thrusday... I don't know why but it was the first strike. Friday... none better. Saturday... The terrible truth. Today... The Strike of vengeance.

Joe Beevers is a dumbass!

There. Fixed it for ya.

Ok, I warned you.
One of our Goons is now in his car, expect a visit from Henry the Hawk within the hour

yAH MAN, stupid cap

Yah yah yah. I can still spell, apart from cocks. YA, I SPELT IT RIGHT. f*ck YOU BITCHES

cHEESE ANYONE?

Fucking caps

f*ck you cunts i fucking don't like this clan and my friends ar having sex and shit

OH FUCKKKKKKK

aghhhh. theyre naked an pussy licking shits

WHERES THE ALCOhol thrwEAD I FUCKED UPO MAJOR DE|frgtails i nthe morning roflcakes I FUCKE UP LOL

so when are you heading out to drink?

Swearing abusive drunk CCing is the best! And highly quoatable too.

This makes me sad because the thread where I was most abusive and drunk is now in the long-lost flame wars. It was a good thread.

[Neoteny]

I was trying to find the comment where I called someone a crazy and found this humorous...

Science teaches the ability to SPEAK is a LEARNED behavior! Who then taught the apes to speak? and not just 1 language but hundreds of them????

Noam Chomsky would cry if he read this.

It appears that it was neither Chomsky nor Chopra that I called a kook. Why the hell can't I find it?

Also:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/business/06ben.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=Ben+Stein+In+the+Boardroom&st=nyt&oref=slogin

good essay by Ben Stein.

::hiss::

You're...you're...a...capitalist?!

[Lucarilover240]

Where have you been?

Picking raspberries from thicket hedges, staring at infants in coffee shops, licking the handles of unattended shopping-trollies, rubbing myself against curiously shaped pieces of topiary and making mewling noises at fellow passengers on the London Underground.



It's been busy. But I've learnt a lot.

[Lucarilover240]

And, of course, there's this:

I don't know how to copy and paste.

Sweet fucking christ you're a retard...

Keep the spam in the spamlot please.

The pain! The stupidity he spews, it hurts so much!!!

[thegreekdog]

We can probably have a thread with just JJM's memorable quotes. Seriously, I love that guy.

[Woodruff]

My favourite settings used to be standard, freestyle, escalating, chained, speed with no fog (lights on). The missus was OK with that for a while but after talking to her friends then insisted that future games be changed to casual duration and she wasn’t so keen on chained. I’m always open to change but was stuck on speed setting and the game status was going from active to finished too quickly for her liking. I suggested that if she selected Brazil it may improve things from my side but this resulted in her resetting the map to Forbidden City and I cant play that map. Relationships are all about compromise so I then proposed that we change from private games to public and even offered to set up a team game on Triple Alliance game to teach her girlfriends. The map setting was immediately changed to Duck and Cover, terminator and I was gone without even getting one roll. I did what I normally do in times of trouble and went out for a few ales. On returning that night I could only play flat rate games and even then I deadbeated out of the match. She doesn’t like flat rate and about once a month she tells me she can only get red sets and doesn’t want to play real games. Not being allowed to use my plugins I had to innovate. I offered to customise the settings and play an oral game, even promising no spoils….she agreed to run with this but I got confused and changed to escalating at the end and my connection was cut off when I cashed my final set. I received a very poor rating from that game – straight 1s (tags - reckless/bad team mate). In a final attempt to get another game started I gave her the option of an assassin game but she didn’t read the whole word and now I have a ban. Things aren’t good now and I find myself playing lots of Arms Race singles……..

Definitely one of my favorite CC quotes of all time.

[JJM]

And, of course, there's this:

I don't know how to copy and paste.

Sweet fucking christ you're a retard...

Keep the spam in the spamlot please.

The pain! The stupidity he spews, it hurts so much!!!

What is it about that.

[Mr_Adams]

does your mouse have a right button? and you don't know how to copy and paste? that's what.

[Lucarilover240]

In game chat quote:

2009-06-19 22:27:39 - Mr Changsha: Hoping for an open game with minimal stupidity...
2009-06-20 05:01:32 - ManBungalow: wot dus stupidity meen
2009-06-21 01:40:55 - Mr Changsha: 2009-06-20 10:01:32 - ManBungalow: wot dus stupidity meen
2009-06-21 01:42:08 - Mr Changsha: Do you all now see the essential intellectual purity of the ManB?
2009-06-21 01:43:52 - Mr Changsha: 'wot dus stupidity meen?' It keeps going around my mind like a rusty nail.
2009-06-21 01:44:25 - Mr Changsha: Genius.

[TheProwler]

In game chat quote:

2009-06-19 22:27:39 - Mr Changsha: Hoping for an open game with minimal stupidity...
2009-06-20 05:01:32 - ManBungalow: wot dus stupidity meen
2009-06-21 01:40:55 - Mr Changsha: 2009-06-20 10:01:32 - ManBungalow: wot dus stupidity meen
2009-06-21 01:42:08 - Mr Changsha: Do you all now see the essential intellectual purity of the ManB?
2009-06-21 01:43:52 - Mr Changsha: 'wot dus stupidity meen?' It keeps going around my mind like a rusty nail.
2009-06-21 01:44:25 - Mr Changsha: Genius.

It's funny that Mr Changsha took 3 and a half minutes to type his response...that little remark seems to really have upset him.

[BoganGod]

2009-06-22 21:34:25 - Bruceswar: admire my once fro on obi wan

Bruce owning his fro like he means it

[JJM]

does your mouse have a right button? and you don't know how to copy and paste? that's what.

It is not stupid. I just did not know how to copy and paste.

[Lucarilover240]

2009-06-23 17:49:26 - jarrett155: lany is teh shit
2009-06-23 17:49:33 - jarrett155: in a good way
2009-06-23 17:49:44 - Lucarilover240: Herpes is teh shittier though

[Strife]

Gosh, if only I were popular enough to have a quote up in this bitch...

[Bruceswar]

It is not hard. It is a simple yes or know answer!

[BoganGod]

"failure to join wrong games will result in your team forfeiting" Blitzaholic

Blitz making me scratch my head..... So if I don't join the wrong game I forfeit? Huh....... Normally the most concise chap on site, couldn't help drawing attention to the titan Blitz's toenails of clay....

[Lucarilover240]

Gosh, if only I were popular enough to have a quote up in this bitch...

Happy?

[xelabale]

Sig

[Strife]

Gosh, if only I were popular enough to have a quote up in this bitch...

Happy?

Why yes I am. Thanks!

[Lucarilover240]

Gosh, if only I were popular enough to have a quote up in this bitch...

Happy?

Why yes I am. Thanks!

You're welcome. Also, I'm loving your sig.