Someone has a crush
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Someone has a crush
A certain someone has been sending me love letters via PM. He keeps telling me that he wants to do all sorts of unspeakably sexy things to me, while we convert to Judaism, and then adopt African babies. He even said he would give up his guns, if I just let him kiss me once, "down there".
Honestly, I'm flattered, but I can't accept the offer. My bride-to-be has forbid it.
I am a bit disappointed, though. A man I'll call "Mr. X" has told me all about the magical things this certain someone can do with his tongue.
Honestly, I'm flattered, but I can't accept the offer. My bride-to-be has forbid it.
I am a bit disappointed, though. A man I'll call "Mr. X" has told me all about the magical things this certain someone can do with his tongue.
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Easy put him on your foe list.
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JJM wrote:Easy put him on your foe list.
Please! I'm an attention-whore. That, and I feel kinda bad for the poor, love-sick fool. It reminds me of when I was in grade 6, and I professed my love to a girl in my class. Rejection can be painful.
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Lets hope this is someone else on Captin crazys acount. If not he is sure makeing a fool out of himself.captain.crazy wrote:yooooo hooooo!!!
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JJM wrote:Lets hope this is someone else on Captin crazys acount. If not he is sure makeing a fool out of himself.captain.crazy wrote:yooooo hooooo!!!
Yup. Just business as usual.
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Timminz... How could you just leave me like this for this... this... harlot! Go to hell, asshole!
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.


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Have you read much about T.R. If you have here is what you should tell that person: Bully!Timminz wrote:JJM wrote:Lets hope this is someone else on Captin crazys acount. If not he is sure makeing a fool out of himself.captain.crazy wrote:yooooo hooooo!!!
Yup. Just business as usual.
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JJM wrote:Lets hope this is someone else on Captin crazys acount. If not he is sure makeing a fool out of himself.captain.crazy wrote:yooooo hooooo!!!
lol... you're one to talk.
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That a yes or no.
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JJM wrote:That a yes or no.
that a complete sentence?
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Ok I'll change that. Is that a yes a yes or a no to whether or not it is you on your account.captain.crazy wrote:JJM wrote:That a yes or no.
that a complete sentence?
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JJM wrote:Ok I'll change that. Is that a yes a yes or a no to whether or not it is you on your account.captain.crazy wrote:JJM wrote:That a yes or no.
that a complete sentence?
Care to try yet again? You repeat yourself and fail to use correct punctuation.
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JJM wrote:Ok I'll change that. Is that a yes a yes or a no to whether or not it is you on your account.captain.crazy wrote:JJM wrote:That a yes or no.
that a complete sentence?
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Timminz wrote:A certain someone has been sending me love letters via PM. He keeps telling me that he wants to do all sorts of unspeakably sexy things to me, while we convert to Judaism, and then adopt African babies. He even said he would give up his guns, if I just let him kiss me once, "down there".
Honestly, I'm flattered, but I can't accept the offer. My bride-to-be has forbid it.
I am a bit disappointed, though. A man I'll call "Mr. X" has told me all about the magical things this certain someone can do with his tongue.
Think his account's been hacked? This doesn't seem to me to be normal "captain crazy"...you know?
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Captain, change your avatar! I'm beginning to think Timminz is talking crazy!
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Night Strike wrote:Captain, change your avatar! I'm beginning to think Timminz is talking crazy!
nope. Not until you tell Simon Viavant and neoteny to take my avitar down.

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hecter wrote:Timminz... How could you just leave me like this for this... this... harlot! Go to hell, asshole!
You fickle bitch! You and Timminz?! I feel so . . . so betrayed. * * sob * *
Honibaz
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captain.crazy wrote:Night Strike wrote:Captain, change your avatar! I'm beginning to think Timminz is talking crazy!
nope. Not until you tell Simon Viavant and neoteny to take my avitar down.
Do you need a hug?
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captain.crazy wrote:Night Strike wrote:Captain, change your avatar! I'm beginning to think Timminz is talking crazy!
nope. Not until you tell Simon Viavant and neoteny to take my avitar down.
But I actually read Timminz's posts. Not usually there's.
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Don't be offended captain, we're taking your avatar to celebrate your greatness.
Remember Them
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I'm just doing it because it's cool.
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Frigidus wrote:I'm just doing it because it's cool.
That's the only reason I do anything.
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Night Strike wrote:captain.crazy wrote:Night Strike wrote:Captain, change your avatar! I'm beginning to think Timminz is talking crazy!
nope. Not until you tell Simon Viavant and neoteny to take my avitar down.
But I actually read Timminz's posts. Not usually there's.
But I am an autobot at heart!!! Dammit!
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Serbia wrote:JJM wrote:Ok I'll change that. Is that a yes a yes or a no to whether or not it is you on your account.captain.crazy wrote:JJM wrote:That a yes or no.
that a complete sentence?
Care to try yet again? You repeat yourself and fail to use correct punctuation.
If it was humanly possible, I'm sure JJM would even misspell hieroglyphic images
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