Conquerclub Haikus

[AndyDufresne]

i don't count on dice
my losses are due to my
mistakes aplenty...

you are noble sir,
for admitting your mistakes---
a rock in a stream.


--Andy

[owenshooter]

i don't count on dice
my losses are due to my
mistakes aplenty...

you are noble sir,
for admitting your mistakes---
a rock in a stream.


--Andy

a pebble am i
in the CC stream of life
wacicha, save me

[Timminz]

Humbled by the dice
I mean, intensity cubes
Not intense enough

[john9blue]

G** f****** d*****
S***** f****** a****** c***
Family friendly site.

[Falkomagno]

If I were old
my game would be too
But no way, I don't

[owenshooter]

If I were old
my game would be too
But no way, I don't

if you were older
you would also be wiser
and write haikus right...-0

[Falkomagno]

If the first attemp
was not succesfull done
I hope this will do

[owenshooter]

If the first attemp
was not succesfull done
I hope this will do

due to misspelling
your haiku is still not right
you have failed again...-0

[squishyg]

Owen's a stickler
Make sure you proof your haiku
before he reads it

[kiddicus maximus]

due to misspelling
your haiku is still not right
you have failed again...-0

one less syllable
in the last line of your post
will make a haiku

prior to judgement
you should always ensure that
you, yourself, are right.

[owenshooter]

due to misspelling
your haiku is still not right
you have failed again...-0

one less syllable
in the last line of your post
will make a haiku

prior to judgement
you should always ensure that
you, yourself, are right.

you are a stalker
and my haiku is correct
"0" is just my sig...-0

[john9blue]

you are a stalker
and my haiku is correct
"0" is just my sig...-0

I think he meant "failed",
although you, owen, are right,
and KM is wrong.

[owenshooter]

you are a stalker
and my haiku is correct
"0" is just my sig...-0

I think he meant "failed",
although you, owen, are right,
and KM is wrong.

also of much note
KM needed two verses
also not haiku...-0

[Neoteny]

What's the deal with this
All bitching about structure
This is about art
We express ourselves thusly
We ignore this fact
And critique haikus harshly
Some people can't count
Others are obsessed with form
The spirit of thread is lost

[owenshooter]

What's the deal with this
All bitching about structure
This is about art
We express ourselves thusly
We ignore this fact
And critique haikus harshly
Some people can't count
Others are obsessed with form
The spirit of thread is lost

really? the thread is
called Conquer Club Haikus, right?
post should be haiku...-0

[Neoteny]

The haiku should be
About Conquerclub, not form
Yet you all still bitch

[obliterationX]

[owenshooter]

The haiku should be
About Conquerclub, not form
Yet you all still bitch

question. explain how
it can be called a Haiku
if the form is wrong?...-0

[Neoteny]

I am just saying
If not about Conquerclub
It's not on topic

[xelabale]

I am just saying
If not about Conquerclub
It's not on topic

Your first line's rhythm
Hurts to speak aloud. "I am"
Is it one or two?

[owenshooter]

damn, yet once again
i have misdeployed my troops
can CM help me?...-0

[lancehoch]

damn, yet once again
i have misdeployed my troops
can CM help me?...-0

Cheater! Burn the witch!
I thought that using scripts was
like using steriods?

[owenshooter]

damn, yet once again
i have misdeployed my troops
can CM help me?...-0

Cheater! Burn the witch!
I thought that using scripts was
like using steriods?

yes, indeed they are
sir, my post was sarcasm
fools cannot be helped...-0

[AndyDufresne]

My points fall like rain,
A thunderstorm clash, flash, bang---
Where's my umbrella?


--Andy

[owenshooter]

1,000 games done
taken 100 percent
of my turns. so cool.