You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[squishyg]

You're so focused on the forums that you blow a turn on the actual game you're playing, which is ostensibly why you joined the site in the first place.

[JoshyBoy]

You're so focused on the forums that you blow a turn on the actual game you're playing, which is ostensibly why you joined the site in the first place.

When your in the middle of a speed game waiting for your turn so you jump onto the forums for a quick browse and end up getting caught in an amazing thread about Bigotry on CC and with horror suddenly realise, while your typing a response, you have a speed game going on. You quickly jump to my games and see that you have 19 seconds to take your shot.

[owenshooter]

when you get in the car with the family to go to dinner and the old lady turns to you and says, "so, do you want to go to Conquer Club or what?" and you actually think, "do i need to go check my turns before we go?"...-0

[Darthvadar]

when your wife wants to join and play with you!!!!

cant i do anything on my own


MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

[thelastpatriot]

Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"

[Darthvadar]

Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"

Brilliant, love this1

[JoshyBoy]

Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"

Well done buddy!

Free of the old ball and chain at last!

[a.sub]

when you take anti depressant pills because you are A FUCKEN LAME LOSER CORPORAL THATS ABOUT TO BECOME A PRIVATE OR EVEN A GOD DAMN COO-

hey its my friends in the white jacket!

[The Fuzzy Pengui]

You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...

[Caymanmew]

when you have 4 of your tournament going and 2 more almost filled and a good 30 some games going

[owenshooter]

You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...

you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is, and what kind of subway five dollar foot long you like... double meat spicy italian!!!-0

[The Fuzzy Pengui]

You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...

you spend half your shift talking to own on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is, and what kind of subway five dollar foot long you like... double meat spicy italian!!!-0

It wasn't double meat...aside from that you're pretty much right

[Timminz]

You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...

you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is

When that describes you, but wasn't about you.

[owenshooter]

You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...

you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is

When that describes you, but wasn't about you.

when owen knows what colour you dyed your fiances hair...-0

[thelastpatriot]

Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"

Well done buddy!

Free of the old ball and chain at last!

Just a joke. Got a great wife it is all in fun

[Caymanmew]

when you feel it is more inprotent to play your turns and run your tournament before you do your homework project that is do the next day and it worth 25% of your history mark

[owenator]

You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...

you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is

When that describes you, but wasn't about you.

when owen knows what colour you dyed your fiances hair...-0

when owen wants to know what owen <multi> is doing. do you/I miss me?

[oVo]

When the Electric Company sends you a cutoff notice
and your first concern is missing a turn.

[thelastpatriot]

When the Electric Company sends you a cutoff notice
and your first concern is missing a turn.

lol, thank god for wireless and coffee shops

[a.sub]

when u think CC should have a theme song

[saraith]

When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.

toaster...

[owenshooter]

When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.

toaster...

vace cooper already tried that, and was thrown out of the foundry... fyi...-0

[Lucarilover240]

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you see the following question on a US History test:
"How did Andrew Jackson use the spoils system?"
-and the first thought that enters your mind is:
"So he can deploy more troops on his turn, duh."

...This actually did happen to me today.

[azezzo]

i got 1 for u guys, last night , middle of the night me and the wife are in bed asleep, i was in a 1/2 awake, 1/2 asleep stupor with my hand on her tit as she moves my hand away, for whatever reason i thought i was playing c.c., i was looking at how many armies she had vs. how many i had and thought to myself i should be able to retake that tit., no b.s., true story.

perhaps i have the idea for the next great map.

[saraith]

When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.

toaster...

vace cooper already tried that, and was thrown out of the foundry... fyi...-0