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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
You're so focused on the forums that you blow a turn on the actual game you're playing, which is ostensibly why you joined the site in the first place.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
squishyg wrote:You're so focused on the forums that you blow a turn on the actual game you're playing, which is ostensibly why you joined the site in the first place.
When your in the middle of a speed game waiting for your turn so you jump onto the forums for a quick browse and end up getting caught in an amazing thread about Bigotry on CC and with horror suddenly realise, while your typing a response, you have a speed game going on. You quickly jump to my games and see that you have 19 seconds to take your shot.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
when you get in the car with the family to go to dinner and the old lady turns to you and says, "so, do you want to go to Conquer Club or what?" and you actually think, "do i need to go check my turns before we go?"...-0

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makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
when your wife wants to join and play with you!!!!
cant i do anything on my own
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
cant i do anything on my own
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
thelastpatriot wrote:Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"
Brilliant, love this1
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
thelastpatriot wrote:Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"
Well done buddy!
Free of the old ball and chain at last!
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
when you take anti depressant pills because you are A FUCKEN LAME LOSER CORPORAL THATS ABOUT TO BECOME A PRIVATE OR EVEN A GOD DAMN COO-
hey its my friends in the white jacket!
hey its my friends in the white jacket!
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...
Gilligan wrote:I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
My stepmom locked the bathroom door
So I opened the lock with my shoelace
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
when you have 4 of your tournament going and 2 more almost filled and a good 30 some games going
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...
you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is, and what kind of subway five dollar foot long you like... double meat spicy italian!!!-0
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
owenshooter wrote:The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...
you spend half your shift talking to own on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is, and what kind of subway five dollar foot long you like... double meat spicy italian!!!-0
It wasn't double meat...aside from that you're pretty much right
Gilligan wrote:I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
My stepmom locked the bathroom door
So I opened the lock with my shoelace
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
owenshooter wrote:The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...
you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is
When that describes you, but wasn't about you.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
Timminz wrote:owenshooter wrote:The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...
you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is
When that describes you, but wasn't about you.
when owen knows what colour you dyed your fiances hair...-0

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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
JoshyBoy wrote:thelastpatriot wrote:Your wife puts the divorce papers right beside you on the desk in the middle of a turn and you tell her "I'll read them later"
Well done buddy!
Free of the old ball and chain at last!
Just a joke. Got a great wife it is all in fun
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
when you feel it is more inprotent to play your turns and run your tournament before you do your homework project that is do the next day and it worth 25% of your history mark
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
owenshooter wrote:Timminz wrote:owenshooter wrote:The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:You put a call on hold at work to read up on the latest threads or take your next turn...
you spend half your shift talking to owen on a chat engine, and he knows when your lunch or dinner break is
When that describes you, but wasn't about you.
when owen knows what colour you dyed your fiances hair...-0
when owen wants to know what owen <multi> is doing. do you/I miss me?
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
When the Electric Company sends you a cutoff notice
and your first concern is missing a turn.
and your first concern is missing a turn.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
oVo wrote:When the Electric Company sends you a cutoff notice
and your first concern is missing a turn.
lol, thank god for wireless and coffee shops
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
when u think CC should have a theme song
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.
toaster...
toaster...

To achieve balance, first you must grow.
To grow, first you must learn.
To learn, first you must listen.
To listen, first you must shut the hell up.
-Buddhist saying
To grow, first you must learn.
To learn, first you must listen.
To listen, first you must shut the hell up.
-Buddhist saying
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
saraith wrote:When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.
toaster...
vace cooper already tried that, and was thrown out of the foundry... fyi...-0

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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you see the following question on a US History test:
"How did Andrew Jackson use the spoils system?"
-and the first thought that enters your mind is:
"So he can deploy more troops on his turn, duh."
...This actually did happen to me today.
"How did Andrew Jackson use the spoils system?"
-and the first thought that enters your mind is:
"So he can deploy more troops on his turn, duh."
...This actually did happen to me today.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
i got 1 for u guys, last night , middle of the night me and the wife are in bed asleep, i was in a 1/2 awake, 1/2 asleep stupor with my hand on her tit as she moves my hand away, for whatever reason i thought i was playing c.c., i was looking at how many armies she had vs. how many i had and thought to myself i should be able to retake that tit., no b.s., true story.
perhaps i have the idea for the next great map.
perhaps i have the idea for the next great map.
Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
owenshooter wrote:saraith wrote:When you look at random objects and think of how you could make them into a map.
toaster...
vace cooper already tried that, and was thrown out of the foundry... fyi...-0
To achieve balance, first you must grow.
To grow, first you must learn.
To learn, first you must listen.
To listen, first you must shut the hell up.
-Buddhist saying
To grow, first you must learn.
To learn, first you must listen.
To listen, first you must shut the hell up.
-Buddhist saying
