Beko the Great wrote:You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...
You have 20 tabs open, all in http://www.conquerclub.com; The first thing you do in the morning is open http://www.conquerclub.com; You set your alarm clock to 7 morning in order to wake for a freestyle escalating turn, you fall asleep 'till 8 in the morning. You open http://www.conquerclub.com and you say "Damn it! I would have won 200 points if I would have woken one hour early!" It's St. Patrick's day and you almost don't sleep to enjoy your speed games...
karelpietertje wrote:You know you've been playing too much Conquerclub when you're making one of the final exams in your last year of highschool, and your thoughts keep drifting off to Conquerclub, slowly but steadily. no really. that happened to me today
I still had time enough to rewrite my whole summary to eliminate all the spelling and grammar mistakes though, so don't worry people.
thelastpatriot wrote:You see a Burger King billboard and refer to the mascot as king herpies
when the "i like square butts" BK commercial comes on and your almost 5 year old dances to it and declares, "that is the guy from Conquer Club that daddy knows!!" and the first thing you do is fire off the youtube link to King...-0
you know youve been playing too much conquer club when, someone at home asks you to play a game of risk and you respond with "nah, I have too many active games right now"
certain things around here just don't make sense to me, and that is how i know i have been playing too much CC and spending too much time in the forums...-0
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
... when you follow every single one of owenshooter's links
EDIT: or maybe that's when you've been in the forums too much
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To achieve balance, first you must grow. To grow, first you must learn. To learn, first you must listen. To listen, first you must shut the hell up. -Buddhist saying
When you kickass at the geography questions on the it box thanks to extensive knowledge of CC maps
When studying the Arms Race, you think its simple: get the launch code, the presidency, a couple of bunkers, uranium and scientists and you'll be sorted!
when you are sitting at thunder cloud having lunch with your woman near the UT Campus, and you sit in the corner with your back to the door (despite all the foxy co-eds half naked in the shop). why? because the monster world map they have has 6 CC maps on it, the bulk of them in smaller windows decorating the perimeter... world 2.1, iceland, the arctic, south america, europe, and australia... my so called life...-0
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you dream you just have fallen to Lieutnant in this night. Fortunately you wake in real life and your rank is still the same...
owenshooter wrote:when you are sitting at thunder cloud having lunch with your woman near the UT Campus, and you sit in the corner with your back to the door (despite all the foxy co-eds half naked in the shop). why? because the monster world map they have has 6 CC maps on it, the bulk of them in smaller windows decorating the perimeter... world 2.1, iceland, the arctic, south america, europe, and australia... my so called life...-0
I've missed you owenshooter.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?