TheProwler wrote:Juan_Bottom wrote:Of course I have my own ideas on how to shoot an actual horror film. I hope that someday I get a chance.
A quick tip: You can save thousands on special effects expenses by actually using real, live people and slaughtering them. It is incredible how much blood comes out of a real body. Just remember to have a plan on disposing the bodies. I suggest a big bonfire and crushing the bones with sledgehammers after. You might even be able to build that into the plot....
Good call man, I'll remember that.... It would work nicely if I could workt that into the plot.... I should hire homeless people and drifters to be the victems too... no one will come looking for them..... hmmmm maybe I could write that into the plot...
True story.
High School film class. Teacher leaves me in charge of a class of 9 students for about an hour.... Puts in Cecil B. Demil's Birth of a Nation.
As a black man is chased off a cliff I yell out OMG!!!
Everyone says
"What WHAT???"
I say "Can you believe that sh*t??? They just killed someone in that movie and our teacher made me watch that!"
A kid named Jake says "Juan, it's just a movie relax!"
I say, "no you big dummy, haven't any of you been reading your textbooks? Back in the day they didn't have special effects. What they actually did was trick a chinaman or black person into their own death, and then film it from far enough away that you couldn't see their race or see any gore!!! Cecil actually killed someone there! That racist bastard!!! I can't believe I just watched that!!!"
Helped me out that the film is about the creation of the KKK and glorifies it....
Not kidding I had to rewind that part like 8 times... I never bothered to tell them the truth... and they never bothered to read their textbooks. One of my favorite pranks that I ever played. People actually started watching the old films in class.
