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Re: Why do Humans scream during childbirth?

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TheProwler wrote:
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TheProwler wrote:Hey, if you married an uptight bitch, don't take it out on me!

Try again .. if you have any brain cells left.

Haha! Denial.

I'm getting the picture.

Not yet, you don't. :lol:

TheProwler wrote:No wonder you seem so frustrated and full of anger.

aaah projection .. yep, that explains it!
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Re: Why do Humans scream during childbirth?

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TheProwler wrote: In my opinion, that's all a low tolerance to pain is, in most cases. It is an emotional and mental weakness, not a physical difference.


The key words there are "in my opinion".
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TheProwler wrote: In my opinion, that's all a low tolerance to pain is, in most cases. It is an emotional and mental weakness, not a physical difference.


The key words there are "in my opinion".

Hahaha!! You should try it sometime!! Constantly stating opinions as fact is not something to be proud of.

Are you "highly sensitive to physical trauma"? Hahahahaha!!!!!
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Re: Why do Humans scream during childbirth?

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TheProwler wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote: In my opinion, that's all a low tolerance to pain is, in most cases. It is an emotional and mental weakness, not a physical difference.


The key words there are "in my opinion".

Hahaha!! You should try it sometime!! Constantly stating opinions as fact is not something to be proud of.

Are you "highly sensitive to physical trauma"? Hahahahaha!!!!!

Again, prowler misses the points ... :lol:
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Re: Why do Humans scream during childbirth?

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PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote: In my opinion, that's all a low tolerance to pain is, in most cases. It is an emotional and mental weakness, not a physical difference.


The key words there are "in my opinion".

Hahaha!! You should try it sometime!! Constantly stating opinions as fact is not something to be proud of.

Are you "highly sensitive to physical trauma"? Hahahahaha!!!!!

Again, prowler misses the points ... :lol:

But not in his opinion.

*End of long speech*
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ManBungalow wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote: In my opinion, that's all a low tolerance to pain is, in most cases. It is an emotional and mental weakness, not a physical difference.


The key words there are "in my opinion".

Hahaha!! You should try it sometime!! Constantly stating opinions as fact is not something to be proud of.

Are you "highly sensitive to physical trauma"? Hahahahaha!!!!!

Again, prowler misses the points ... :lol:

But not in his opinion.

*End of long speech*

No, not in his opinions.

Oh, this is entertaining.
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Re: Why do Humans scream during childbirth?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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So I remember a few years ago, I was on the subway...and there was guy who was obviously mentally retarded....and he was talking pretty loud and saying "Hi!" to a number of people...for some reason, he decided he wanted to strike up a conversation with me...and he said to me "Rye numma badacomda roostala!??!"...I couldn't figure out what he was trying to say....so I said to him "Pardon?" and he said "Rye numma badacomda roostala!??!".....so I replied "I'm sorry, I don't understand you."....he repeated "Rye numma badacomda roostala!??!"...so this other guy, who was apparently very concerned that the mentally retarded man would be upset, sitting across the aisle said to him "Don't worry, I understand you."...so the slow man again said to me "Rye numma badacomda roostala!??!"....I just smiled and hoped he would piss off....then two total geeks that were sitting just a few seats away recognized an opportunity to make a couple new friends (mentally deficient and driven by political correctness is better than nothing), so they chirped in "Har har, we know what he means too!!"

And the mentally retarded man was completely satisfied and screamed "Rye numma badacomda roostala!!!!"


Déjà vu?
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PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote:
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TheProwler wrote: In my opinion, that's all a low tolerance to pain is, in most cases. It is an emotional and mental weakness, not a physical difference.


The key words there are "in my opinion".

Hahaha!! You should try it sometime!! Constantly stating opinions as fact is not something to be proud of.

Are you "highly sensitive to physical trauma"? Hahahahaha!!!!!

Again, prowler misses the points ... :lol:

Hahaha!!

And in case you missed it, my point was that you constantly state opinions as if they are facts. I thought that was fairly clear.

And you ignored my question...did you not understand? I was asking you if you are a wimp. Hahaha!!!

You missed my question about banging your fingers with a hammer too. Hahaha!! Painful memories, I suppose. Did it make you cry like a woman giving birth? Hahaha!!!
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Re: Why do Humans scream during childbirth?

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I witnessed my wife giving birth, it was over in no time, dunno what all the f*cking fuss is about quite frankly.
Seriously, the kid shot out so quickly I think there should be a nurse with a Lacrosse net standing guard just in case...
Also, isn't it the case that Tom Cruise insisted to his bird that 'cos of scientology SHE WASN'T ALLOWED to scream?
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Lord+Master wrote:I witnessed my wife giving birth, it was over in no time, dunno what all the f*cking fuss is about quite frankly.
Seriously, the kid shot out so quickly I think there should be a nurse with a Lacrosse net standing guard just in case...
Also, isn't it the case that Tom Cruise insisted to his bird that 'cos of scientology SHE WASN'T ALLOWED to scream?

I don't know...I haven't followed Tom Cruise since "All the Right Moves".
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apey wrote:yeah lets see you not scream as your vagina rips from the process of crowning
a woman that goes all natural is in more pain than you will ever be in your life
and animals do make grunting and whining noises when they give birth at least my dogs and cats always did
however women who have epidurals have no right to scream


It's not like an epidural knocks us out. It numbs the area, but you still have sensation, otherwise you wouldn't be able to push. I'll update later this summer with my first hand report.
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TheProwler wrote:And in case you missed it, my point was that you constantly state opinions as if they are facts. I thought that was fairly clear.

That you apparently don't really know the difference? yes.

TheProwler wrote:And you ignored my question...did you not understand? I was asking you if you are a wimp. Hahaha!!!

You missed my question about banging your fingers with a hammer too. Hahaha!! Painful memories, I suppose. Did it make you cry like a woman giving birth? Hahaha!!!

:lol:

As per the hammer... most people beginning to do carpentry do hit fingers on occasion. For me, that was around 6, once in a great while after. And, many teaching kids carpentry find their hands hit, too. That happened to me once.

But you still miss the point.
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TheProwler wrote:And in case you missed it, my point was that you constantly state opinions as if they are facts. I thought that was fairly clear.

That you apparently don't really know the difference? yes.

Haha!! Perfect example of how you try to deflect criticism with childish "I know you are, but what am I?" responses. I could give you many examples, but you would just react with overly defensive sarcasm.

Look deep into yourself, "PLAYER". And think about how the "GAME" is working for you. Hahaha!

PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote:And you ignored my question...did you not understand? I was asking you if you are a wimp. Hahaha!!!

You missed my question about banging your fingers with a hammer too. Hahaha!! Painful memories, I suppose. Did it make you cry like a woman giving birth? Hahaha!!!

:lol:

As per the hammer... most people beginning to do carpentry do hit fingers on occasion. For me, that was around 6, once in a great while after. And, many teaching kids carpentry find their hands hit, too. That happened to me once.

I'll take that as a "Yes, I cried like a woman giving birth?" Hahahaha!!!

PLAYER57832 wrote:But you still miss the point.

If your point is that you can take something I say in jest and, because I qualified the statement by saying "in my opinion", try to make it into a big deal and a very important "Your opinion is wrong" campaign, I am ignoring it. The fact is, it is not something that can actually be proven one way or the other - and who really cares? Unless maybe someone is trying to justify why they seem to cry like a baby at the sight of their own blood :o. Hahaha!!

But really, isn't that the kind of argument you prefer? The kind that begins and ends with you tossing irrelevant insults that just solidify your reputation as a person with inflexible thoughts and a high dependence on the findings of the latest government-funded scientific study (only those whose findings were made public, of course)? Hahaha!!
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squishyg wrote:
apey wrote:yeah lets see you not scream as your vagina rips from the process of crowning
a woman that goes all natural is in more pain than you will ever be in your life
and animals do make grunting and whining noises when they give birth at least my dogs and cats always did
however women who have epidurals have no right to scream


It's not like an epidural knocks us out. It numbs the area, but you still have sensation, otherwise you wouldn't be able to push. I'll update later this summer with my first hand report.

Yeah don't bet on that epidural!! I planned all through my first pregnancy to get one. While waiting for it to get bad enough to need one I went from not close to all the way and was cheated out of it in the end go natural once it is over you can't really put a finger on the pain anyway
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apey wrote:put a finger on the pain anyway

Is this where it hurts?
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TheProwler wrote:
apey wrote:put a finger on the pain anyway

Is this where it hurts?

It doesn't matter where you put it, it will always hurt if your finger's broken.
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TheProwler wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote:And in case you missed it, my point was that you constantly state opinions as if they are facts. I thought that was fairly clear.

That you apparently don't really know the difference? yes.

Haha!! Perfect example of how you try to deflect criticism with childish "I know you are, but what am I?" responses. I could give you many examples, but you would just react with overly defensive sarcasm.

Look deep into yourself, "PLAYER". And think about how the "GAME" is working for you. Hahaha!

Defensive? Sarcasm? Aahh projection again!

And you definitely have missed the point ... again!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am going to have to stop soon, though ... this is just too much laughter.
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PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
TheProwler wrote:And in case you missed it, my point was that you constantly state opinions as if they are facts. I thought that was fairly clear.

That you apparently don't really know the difference? yes.

Haha!! Perfect example of how you try to deflect criticism with childish "I know you are, but what am I?" responses. I could give you many examples, but you would just react with overly defensive sarcasm.

Look deep into yourself, "PLAYER". And think about how the "GAME" is working for you. Hahaha!

Defensive? Sarcasm? Aahh projection again!

And you definitely have missed the point ... again!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am going to have to stop soon, though ... this is just too much laughter.

Hahaha!

Looks like "PLAYER" is not enjoying the "GAME". What's wrong "PLAYER"? Did you fall and scrape your knee? The way you're screaming, you'd think you are giving birth.

Hahahaha!!!

There was this kid in my neighbourhood when I was growing up...kinda wimpy and skinny, but we all protected him...so he was a bit of a mouthpiece and he called kids outside the neighbourhood (again and again) "Fag!". I saw him a few weeks ago at the mall. He was shopping. With his boyfriend.

What did you say (again and again), "PLAYER", "Projection!"

Hahahahaha!
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If you haven't figured it out by now why I find your "insults" humerous ... you are a lost cause.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PLAYER57832 wrote:If you haven't figured it out by now why I find your "insults" humerous ... you are a lost cause.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahaha!!

So there's this dude that lives a few blocks away from me....he's gotta be in his 30's but he lives with his folks because he is obviously mentally challenged....so I see him every once in a while when I'm walking my dogs...he gets a big kick out of it when I make ape-like noises and my dogs get excited and jump up and play bite me...most people would not find it especially funny, but he really finds it humerous.


So I do it.

Because I am such a nice guy!!

Hahahaha!!!
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TheProwler wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:If you haven't figured it out by now why I find your "insults" humerous ... you are a lost cause.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahaha!!

So there's this dude that lives a few blocks away from me....he's gotta be in his 30's but he lives with his folks because he is obviously mentally challenged....so I see him every once in a while when I'm walking my dogs...he gets a big kick out of it when I make ape-like noises and my dogs get excited and jump up and play bite me...most people would not find it especially funny, but he really finds it humerous.


So I do it.

Because I am such a nice guy!!

Hahahaha!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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squishyg wrote:
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It's not like an epidural knocks us out. It numbs the area, but you still have sensation, otherwise you wouldn't be able to push. I'll update later this summer with my first hand report.

Yeah don't bet on that epidural!! I planned all through my first pregnancy to get one. While waiting for it to get bad enough to need one I went from not close to all the way and was cheated out of it in the end go natural once it is over you can't really put a finger on the pain anyway[/quote]

That happened to my friend too, she made me swear that I'd get an epidural the second they offered one!
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TheProwler wrote:Looks like "PLAYER" is not enjoying the "GAME". What's wrong "PLAYER"? Did you fall and scrape your knee? The way you're screaming, you'd think you are giving birth.


I should keep this going, but I will show mercy and put you out of your misery.

You see, there is a reason I can speak with authority on hammers and birth. I have experienced both. You have not and never will.

And yes, I do "scream like a woman", when I scream... and do everything else "like a woman".. because I am one. So, how could I possibly be insulted by that assertion. :lol:
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