whitestazn88 wrote:josta59 wrote:I'd consider joining if you could spell "bulletproof" correctly OH BURN
unfortunately, they wouldn't consider your application for more reasons than not. i'll list a few
a)freemium (thats what got me)
b) you're not even funny
c) they have a rank requirement
d) medical writers aren't bandit material
a) You're wrong about that 88. We do have a few freemiums but they are only allowed to post in the 'Cheap Bastards' threads. There are two of them; one is entitled 'I don't have girlfriend because I am a cheap bastard' the other is named 'Peasant'.
b) Well this is subjective. I think I'm more amusing than a three-legged monkey trying to to do the splits, but all my threads get re-titled 'How can we get rid of Mr C?' by owenshooter.
c) Ah, this IS true. However, it is an incredibly complicated equation involving games played, opponents defeated, maps played as well as taking into account age, profession and sex. Fruitcake devised it and while only he can understand it even slightly, all bandits agree that it is a jolly fine piece of work!
d) Medicals writers are fine, but we can't abide anyone who works in the agricultural, retail, service or manufacturing sectors. Not sure why, but I am only a bandit level A1+.6, and am not privy to all the secrets of the clan.
Hope that helps,
Mr C
