Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[trinicardinal]

Granted except that you only have a 200,000 volt supply for 5 pin plugs!

I wish I had a large Pizza (Can you tell I'm hungry?)

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but you die of food poisoning.

I wish for a piece of pie.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but that's poisoned too.

I wish I didn't have to work

[KoolBak]

GRANTED - You just got life in prison.

I wish I was Belgian.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but they ran out of chocolate.

I wish I new what to wish for.

[strike wolf]

Granted but then you realize that you just wasted your last wsh and spend the rest of your life hiding under a rock alongside Schmitty.

I wish that he hadn't wasted his wish.

[captainwalrus]

Grated but in not wasting his last wish he wished for something you didn't have a responce to so you never got to ask for him not to waist it thus creating a paradox destroying the universe.

I wish I had seven dollars in my pocket.

[the.killing.44]

Grated but in not wasting his last wish he wished for something you didn't have a responce to so you never got to ask for him not to waist it thus creating a paradox destroying the universe.

I wish I had seven dollars in my pocket.

Granted but they're seven Canadian dollars.

I wish I could be a brigadier.

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[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but emediatly after becoming one, you lose 100 games to cooks, all of whom have 1 point.

I wish I was a Mod so I could abuse my power.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but you make a mistake and kick yourself out from CC.

I wish we had more people playing this game

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but they only speak Farsi. AHHHHLALALALALALA!!!!

I Wish that someone will be offended by my answer.

[Freetymes]

Granted yet this person is so caring that instead of harassing you about it they choose to send you to sensitivity and diversity training camp..... For six months.

I wish my wife and my girlfriend would both stop cheating on me!

[e_i_pi]

Granted. They both join the local convent.

I wish the Central America mapmaking competition hadn't been ruined by flagrant cheating

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but it is then sued by Google Maps for copyright infringement.

I wish that I was a Knight Templar.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but you realized it's not what it's cracked up to be and kill your self for wasting your wish on something so stupid.

I wish I had come up with a better answer for that last one.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack before you could post it.

I wish I had a pet rock.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but it turns out your allergic.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted - you can speak it but not understand it.

I wish that made sense.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, you now have a penny making machine.



I wish people laughed at my puns.



(yes I realize that that was really a play-on-words.)

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, I laugh at your puns. They are laughable.

I wish I won the "last post wins" game.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, you are now the last person on earth (which has since been abandoned) and doomed to live the rest of your days lonely.

I wish that this was mrred instead.

[n00blet]

Granted, but then it takes over your computer and eats you.

I wish.....

[strike wolf]

granted you wished for nothing so now you have nothing.

I wish that he at least had a friend to keep him company.

[jonesthecurl]

He does but it's Nappy.

I wish I hadn't lost about 400 points in the last few weeks.

[Joodoo]

Granted, you gain 2000 points instead through newbie farming and get banned.

I wish Hong Kong wasn't so polluted.