What is an illuminaty?

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:40 am

You sound like a barbaric person. Who stones anybody these days?

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:41 am

Why the Illuminati, of course.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:43 am

If "they" exist, then why doesn't the government stop them? Or are they in on it?

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:44 am

They control that too.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:45 am

Aside from traffic stops, and cruising main street, what was the last thing the government actually stopped?

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:46 am

Let me clear this up. Are they anything like what controls the world in the book 1984 by George Orwell?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:47 am

Much, much more sinister -- they got religion too.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48 am

soap_mactavish wrote:Let me clear this up. Are they anything like what controls the world in the book 1984 by George Orwell?

No. They're a lot more subtle than that.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48 am

Bull, nobody controls religion. Religion controls people.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:49 am

Ever think about who controls religion -- careful now -- if you figure it out don't say anything on this open line.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:51 am

Why not?

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:01 am

Who can explain this website? http://www.altarsofscience.com/

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:12 am

soap_mactavish wrote:Who can explain this website? http://www.altarsofscience.com/

Only charlie knows. Only Charlie.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:14 am

Charles to those that don't know him.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:15 am

Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that the pale guy from The Davinci code?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:22 am

No, that was Silas, but now your cooking. So you did see the movie.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:27 am

The first 10 minutes or so. I need to watch it again i guess.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:37 am

Iliad wrote:
soap_mactavish wrote:Who can explain this website? http://www.altarsofscience.com/

Only charlie knows. Only Charlie.

It's probably just one of the Discordian's synchronisers.

soap_mactavish · Post by **soap_mactavish** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:41 am

I'm going to do some serious research. All so I can at least understand you guys on a certain level. :]

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:57 am

Just read your schoolbooks...
http://www.blacklistednews.com/news-2528-0-9-9--.html
You guys are all niave and foolish... would the illuminati really let him learn their secrets if he is not being groomed to enter their ranks?
You will all be terminated once he does...

soap_mactavish, your parents are clearly illuminati. Go look into their forbidden trunk of mystery to learn the truth about your destiny.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:01 am

soap_mactavish wrote:I have to turn in a paper on it tomorrow. I'm not going to spend all night and morning reading.

no, and why on earth would you?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:18 am

soap_mactavish wrote:Bull, nobody controls religion. Religion controls people.

But the pope and the Archbishop are both in the illuminati.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:34 am

Who controls the Illuminati?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:56 am

Guys, I think he went to bed and now is in school where he belongs.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:03 am

Add a "U" to the tittle so it reads:

What is illuminauty?
And lets get some pics of illumi-hotties up in this beast!

EDIT: IT don't need no stinkin' g

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