the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[jonesthecurl]

Anyhow, Mrs Curl is abroad on business (UK,Paris, Dublin, then home), and both the curlson and the curlette have frinds for a sleepover, so I won't be doing much relaxing in front of the computer this evening.

[strike wolf]

A good spin doctor can make anything sound plausible.

Auto the spin doctor. Maybe he could make it his business.

[strike wolf]

Anyhow, Mrs Curl is abroad on business (UK,Paris, Dublin, then home), and both the curlson and the curlette have frinds for a sleepover, so I won't be doing much relaxing in front of the computer this evening.

You should have tried to get them to sleep over at someone else's house.

[derfderf34]

Being part-wolf, my hearing is quite acute. Therefore I am able to mimic both voices and accents much more effectively than the average human.

and being a wolf people also hunt you for your pelt
come here
(im going be rich this guy is huge aroung the middle)

*loads sniper rifle*

Are you sure you want to do this?

ha it looks like you brought a gun to a knife fight
...
...
...wait...
...*runs away*

*Follows you with scope*

and....NOW!

*takes off corner of your ear to prove a point*

*takes off toy ear with corner off off and throws it at strike and hits him in the eye*

[strike wolf]

*Gets angry and fires armor-piercing round through your shoulder*

[strike wolf]

By the way, why don't you ever post in the American Football thread?

[autoload]

Anyhow, Mrs Curl is abroad on business (UK,Paris, Dublin, then home), and both the curlson and the curlette have frinds for a sleepover, so I won't be doing much relaxing in front of the computer this evening.

You should have tried to get them to sleep over at someone else's house.

If that were to happen, I would predict lots of spanking going on at curl's house.

[jonesthecurl]

Anyhow, Mrs Curl is abroad on business (UK,Paris, Dublin, then home), and both the curlson and the curlette have frinds for a sleepover, so I won't be doing much relaxing in front of the computer this evening.

You should have tried to get them to sleep over at someone else's house.

Oh believe me I tried.(Note; posted mcuh later than the previous post. Don't expect to hear from me again until after various lazy parents have picked up their offspring after a lie-in)

[static_ice]

eh wut?
w iwanna fjuck someone pu so badddaddd.

[strike wolf]

Anyhow, Mrs Curl is abroad on business (UK,Paris, Dublin, then home), and both the curlson and the curlette have frinds for a sleepover, so I won't be doing much relaxing in front of the computer this evening.

You should have tried to get them to sleep over at someone else's house.

Oh believe me I tried.(Note; posted mcuh later than the previous post. Don't expect to hear from me again until after various lazy parents have picked up their offspring after a lie-in)

Oh then just don't complain they'll be there eventually.

[strike wolf]

What's up today? Am I the only one here? Is everyone ignoring this thread? Why the hell am I asking so many questions?

[jonesthecurl]

Dispatched the curlette's guest now - the curlson's friend is still here, still making lots of noise (he's a younger kid, from next door).

We're thinking of all going to see the 3D version of Bolt, which is on in the next town, later today.

Yesterday Mrs Curl visited with various old friends in the UK and they all phoned us up after getting home from a curry, while getting themselfves on the outside of a bottle of wine or two... it sounded like fun. Later today Mrs Curl moves on to Paris on business, via the Chunnel.

[spaceghst44]

did you know.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......spaceghst44.

[strike wolf]

did you know.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......spaceghst44.

Actually, yes, yes I did.

[spaceghst44]

ok, what about.....

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

[strike wolf]

No.

[spaceghst44]

see learn something new every day.......... or is it learn something every new day?

[jonesthecurl]

On his birth record, Mozart's middle name was "Theodore", not "Amadeus". Greek version rather than Latin.

[strike wolf]

Forget that his real name was John Jacob Engleheimer Schmitt.

[diddle]

Ha! Its common knowledge that before an official name is given, everyone is called diddle.

[spaceghst44]

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

[strike wolf]

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

[derfderf34]

*Gets angry and fires armor-piercing round through your shoulder*

i say it goes through armor not football pads

[strike wolf]

It already went through your helmet so i say it'll make it.

[derfderf34]

It already went through your helmet so i say it'll make it.

you shot my shoulder though