Way to show the rest of Conquer Club how to farm, and how to do it right!
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Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU
The newest Conqueror and the first from the Farmers Guild 
Way to show the rest of Conquer Club how to farm, and how to do it right!

Way to show the rest of Conquer Club how to farm, and how to do it right!
Last edited by maxatstuy on Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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- clapper011
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congrats KH
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--lanyards

WANT AN ADVANTAGE WHILE WORKING TOWARDS MEDALS?
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=529&t=226714
- Optimus Prime
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- Night Strike
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Technically, KH did NOT become Conquerer because he never got the symbol.
- Optimus Prime
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maxatstuy wrote:
Your picture is outdated, he's 100 points behind now.
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Night Strike wrote::shock: There is NO Conquerer right now.
Yeah there is on the last page..5th from the bottom of the list
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?m ... h=&page=79

catstevens: you are now an honorary American TG...Congrats
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I was the first to comment that there was no Conqueror...all of you stole my post in Live Chat
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Congrats Herpes a fantastic achievement....Keep on spreading the Love!
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- lt.pie
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Well done K/H
Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.
- White Moose
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lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H![]()
Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.
Just 2.6% of his games are tournamnet games
Still..
Well done KH!

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lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H![]()
Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Say what you will about elitism, but sjnap will play some games against ranked players (Map rank him). If KingFarmer only counted his games with players over 1000 points he'd still be a new recruit.
In what comes as no surprise to anyone, the scoreboard is still dominated by players who make a mockery of the scoring system, by predatorily playing the least skilled players. The king is dead, long live the king. Anyone else up for some Elo? Or just ban farmers, easy enough.
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BaldAdonis wrote:lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H![]()
Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Say what you will about elitism, but sjnap will play some games against ranked players (Map rank him). If KingFarmer only counted his games with players over 1000 points he'd still be a new recruit.
In what comes as no surprise to anyone, the scoreboard is still dominated by players who make a mockery of the scoring system, by predatorily playing the least skilled players. The king is dead, long live the king. Anyone else up for some Elo? Or just ban farmers, easy enough.
Or, you can become Conqueror by any legal means necessary and then tell us about how your accomplishments mean nothing.
I think that way would be the most enjoyable because until you can reach the heights which Herpes has, I dont believe that you have any right to speak about the methods which he gained his points. Clearly you are envious that Herpes found a method of gaining points which works for him more than any other way you have tried, because if you actually thought that his accomplishment proves nothing and is worthless, than there is no reason why you cannot shoot up to conqueror within the week; then you can say whatever you want, and no one will call your ideas a feeble attempt at making yourself feel better about your low score.
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lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H![]()
Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.
Its great having a Conqueror who doesnt farm-
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- lt.pie
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maxatstuy wrote:lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H![]()
Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.
Its great having a Conqueror who doesnt farm-![]()
starting games is not farming- joining games to win easy points is farming-joining games against a skilled player is free will.
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lt.pie wrote:maxatstuy wrote:lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H![]()
Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.
Its great having a Conqueror who doesnt farm-![]()
starting games is not farming- joining games to win easy points is farming-joining games against a skilled player is free will.
Starting specific types of games IS farming. Depends on the type.
Afaik he was never conqueror though, as it states you need to maintain that score for however long (an hour is it?). Close, but not close enough.
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FARM OR DIE BITCH! 
ah well, luckily our sjnap is conqueror again
ah well, luckily our sjnap is conqueror again
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maxatstuy wrote:Clearly you are envious that Herpes found a method of gaining points which works for him more than any other way you have tried
Or perhaps, some people find that having real skill means being able to beat people with real skill.
Now, I'm off to beat up 5 year-olds, and claim my title as heavyweight world champion boxer.
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A big bow for the King
I am pretty sure you will get the balloon back soon
You deserve it and you are one of the most sportiv person i met on this site
- Stephan Wayne
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damn you guys beat me to it i have been watching his climb for the last week
well done
maybe a record for most points in small period of time
well done
maybe a record for most points in small period of time
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Very nice herpes, your a good guy, you deserve it. And to everyone, lets keep this a congrats thread. Snap is a nice guy too and I would have posted in his congratz thread if I had seen it. Again, nice job herpes, it's nice to have an std for conqueror : )
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Easily the weakest "conqueror" this site has ever seen. Don't worry, Max will usurp that title should he ever make it (then again he'll probably be legal before that slow climb finishes).
There are about 300 players who could get to around the same score using the same method IF they really wanted to and IF they have the lack of integrity that it requires.
There are about 300 players who could get to around the same score using the same method IF they really wanted to and IF they have the lack of integrity that it requires.
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prismsaber wrote:Easily the weakest "conqueror" this site has ever seen. Don't worry, Max will usurp that title should he ever make it (then again he'll probably be legal before that slow climb finishes).
There are about 300 players who could get to around the same score using the same method IF they really wanted to and IF they have the lack of integrity that it requires.
absolute tosh, herpes is a fine sequential player though he does not often show it. fair enough the accomplishment is fairly meaningless but K/H is a long long long way from being the worst conqueror we have ever had.
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune



