A wishing game.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:59 pm

Granted, but all he had was some bud light and it was only 2 cans that were all shaken up.

I wish i could get this thought out of my mind

DogDoc · Post by **DogDoc** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:13 am

Granted but the thought is replaced by the theme song to Gilligan's Island.

I wish my beer would never get warm.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:14 am

Granted, you pull your beer away from your ass

I wish i could drink some right now...stupid doctors orders..

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:16 am

granted the doctors are dead, and you probably will be for disregarding thheir orders

I wish for a car, any car

DogDoc · Post by **DogDoc** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:28 am

Granted. It's a 1975 hot pink color AMC Pacer with 183,000 miles on it.

I wish Tom Cruise would go away.

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:35 am

Granted, he went on vacation...to your house.

I wish microwave technology could be reversed..

Huguenots · Post by **Huguenots** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:44 am

Granted now you cook with a fire

I wish i get a nintendo wii

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:03 am

granted you killed your dad by accidentally letting go of the controller

I wish I was a general.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:52 am

Granted, but then you were court-marshalled and sentenced to death.

I wish Nuke would find his dice and stop blaming me!

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:01 am

Granted, but then he found you and began blaming his dice which ultimately led to him annihilating the dice generator, effectively shutting down CC for months and getting your mod status revoked...

I wish that every woman was required by law to wear the exact same outfit as the woman in your avatar on a 24 hour basis.

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:19 am

Granted, spring1 now lives with a world with 400 pound ugly woman that run in slow motion.

i wish for world peace.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:20 am

for dummies wrote:granted but a little 10 year old pops out from behind it and shoots you with a laser beam you are now floating around frozen.

nice...
good book

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:21 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:Granted, spring1 now lives with a world with 400 pound ugly woman that run in slow motion.

i wish for world peace.

Granted, but everyone died from a huge plague.

I wish more people were smarter than they are

rathersane · Post by **rathersane** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:43 pm

Granted, but since it's impossible to be smarter than yourself, they all disappeared in a puff of illogic.

I wish I could write more like Douglas Adams.

Huguenots · Post by **Huguenots** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:43 pm

Granted but the world runs out of ink and pencils.

I wish that revrand_kyle would stop posting after me

Roger Dodger · Post by **Roger Dodger** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:44 pm

granted but, now he's gonna post after me...

i wish i had WII

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:41 pm

Not granted, because i went to the store and bought the last one before your family could buy you one for christmas.

I wish Cheesemore would stay out of things that he doesnt need to butt into.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:42 pm

Granted, but then his cloan got into his business.

I wish salva would play socom tonight

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:45 pm

granted, but u got continuously PWNED by her.

i wish osama bin laden was dead.

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:47 pm

granted, but his spirit haunts you in your sleep for eternity

i wish that i didnt have to pay for stuff

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:48 pm

Granted, but with everything being free, there was nothing left for you to have.
I wish salva would accept me on yahoo

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:05 pm

Granted, but who the hell is salvo?

I wish everyone has a happy new year!

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:07 pm

Granted...its a great new year cause your in that out fit

I wish I could do some ownage tonight

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:43 pm

granted but then you played me and got busted back to private

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:49 pm

Granted, but.... hey wait a second, you jerk! You get banned for not wishing for something.

I wish that the Bears would win the Super Bowl.