jonesthecurl wrote:I think it has to be in the house - the other three were, and I can't imagine someone stealing one passport and leaving three behind. No, it's just mu usual state of chronic disorganisation.
Good thinking, three passports, that way they'll never find us. Did Chrissy drop off the money?
I didn't have a passport till yesterday. I found this one lying on the street. I won't give out the name, but the guy definitely looks familiar. What with this cobra out in front of his face.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:I didn't have a passport till yesterday. I found this one lying on the street. I won't give out the name, but the guy definitely looks familiar. What with this cobra out in front of his face.
hey dont tell him that. we are planing on robbing that bank so shhhhh. and he is my cosin *DAM WAS not supposed to say that* oh f*ck i just dont know when to stop typing. really like if i did i would have not say that i killed a man in texas and new mexico. *DAM i did it again shut up stop typing really. i need to stop typing
strike wolf wrote:I didn't have a passport till yesterday. I found this one lying on the street. I won't give out the name, but the guy definitely looks familiar. What with this cobra out in front of his face.
hey dont tell him that. we are planing on robbing that bank so shhhhh. and he is my cosin *DAM WAS not supposed to say that* oh f*ck i just dont know when to stop typing. really like if i did i would have not say that i killed a man in texas and new mexico. *DAM i did it again shut up stop typing really. i need to stop typing
Wasn't the one in New Mexico in self-defense?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:I didn't have a passport till yesterday. I found this one lying on the street. I won't give out the name, but the guy definitely looks familiar. What with this cobra out in front of his face.
hey dont tell him that. we are planing on robbing that bank so shhhhh. and he is my cosin *DAM WAS not supposed to say that* oh f*ck i just dont know when to stop typing. really like if i did i would have not say that i killed a man in texas and new mexico. *DAM i did it again shut up stop typing really. i need to stop typing
Wasn't the one in New Mexico in self-defense?
i say it was. but the cops and the cia and the FBI say its not.
strike wolf wrote:I didn't have a passport till yesterday. I found this one lying on the street. I won't give out the name, but the guy definitely looks familiar. What with this cobra out in front of his face.
hey dont tell him that. we are planing on robbing that bank so shhhhh. and he is my cosin *DAM WAS not supposed to say that* oh f*ck i just dont know when to stop typing. really like if i did i would have not say that i killed a man in texas and new mexico. *DAM i did it again shut up stop typing really. i need to stop typing
Wasn't the one in New Mexico in self-defense?
i say it was. but the cops and the cia and the FBI say its not.
Oh is that so. Well than please tell us the story, spare us no details. The longer it takes the better. I mean, I love hearing about gore.
*starts to secretly dial police*.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
well it all started on the night in december, the 20th to be excact a man rang my doorbell i answered of course. He then pulled a gun out and told me to sit on the coauch. Thats when he went over to my microwave and typed in some numbers. At that point a secret room opened in it was files on confidential stuff. There were lots of guns to. Basical what i later found out it was the United States backup if all there files where lost. So he took a file and then left. see i rember what the code was and later that night i opened it and found out alot of shit. The government does not want us to know. for example who killed kenndy, roswell, the civil war was really about, and lots on a file on you lone wolf yes you. So was looking around when an alarm sounded and 450 CIA, 345 FBI and 500 secret servise barged into my house. they came in guns ready and firing. i thought quick and i graped a gun and started shoting. (a.k.a prior to this i had not held a gun i was shaking as i fired) But every shot i got off i got them and they went down. in about 30 min i had killed all them. ok So they fired frist but get this. i am about to leave when on the horzen i see a tank battalen and a squadren of blackhawk hellos comeing after me. this is when my cosin with his 3 passports latter 2 passports graps me and pushes me into the sewer. Thanks jones. We met up with auto at his super secret bed that he naps in and ever since than i have been on the run any questions?
strike wolf wrote:*hangs up phone before police answer*
You said there was a file on me? What did it say?
well thats what i thought.
well there was a file on everone. Yours struck me becuase it was the largest. Basicaly they are following you in everthing you do. They know were your family. It said that they were planning on blackmailing you to do somthing for them. but thats all i rember i could break back in there for you but i might kill more people if you want to know spciefics.
No. That would be rash. They did try to black-mail me recently but their source was false and I got off the hook. My family is currently in hiding right now so I don't have to worry about them but it looks like the CIA have caught up to me. I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:No. That would be rash. They did try to black-mail me recently but their source was false and I got off the hook. My family is currently in hiding right now so I don't have to worry about them but it looks like the CIA have caught up to me. I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
i will try to destrack them they want me more.
*come out of hidding*
there he is get him
bang bang bang boom bang bang bang......................................................... ........................................... ............... ........... .......... ......
*goes back in hidding making sure lone wolf is safe* wow that was close by the way good shot that guy came out of nowere it should be safe.
You seem to not realize that you only distracted half of them. There's a reason my file is so big and it's because I know something that even they aren't aware of.
*bullet flies past ear*.
Excuse me for a second.
SECRET WOLF JUTSU-WOLF INJURES ATTACKING MOOSE!
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I am searching for my pasport which seems to have gone missing. This means much digging thrugh dull piles of paper, looking in the back of drawers, etc. very tedious.
targetman377 wrote:well it all started on the night in december, the 20th to be excact a man rang my doorbell i answered of course. He then pulled a gun out and told me to sit on the coauch. Thats when he went over to my microwave and typed in some numbers. At that point a secret room opened in it was files on confidential stuff. There were lots of guns to. Basical what i later found out it was the United States backup if all there files where lost. So he took a file and then left. see i rember what the code was and later that night i opened it and found out alot of shit. The government does not want us to know. for example who killed kenndy, roswell, the civil war was really about, and lots on a file on you lone wolf yes you. So was looking around when an alarm sounded and 450 CIA, 345 FBI and 500 secret servise barged into my house. they came in guns ready and firing. i thought quick and i graped a gun and started shoting. (a.k.a prior to this i had not held a gun i was shaking as i fired) But every shot i got off i got them and they went down. in about 30 min i had killed all them. ok So they fired frist but get this. i am about to leave when on the horzen i see a tank battalen and a squadren of blackhawk hellos comeing after me. this is when my cosin with his 3 passports latter 2 passports graps me and pushes me into the sewer. Thanks jones. We met up with auto at his super secret bed that he naps in and ever since than i have been on the run any questions?
so it was self defence
My son's birthday.
On another note, I like this story arc. Good for the thread. My super secret bed is a veritable war machine. More details when the need to know arises.
strike wolf wrote:You seem to not realize that you only distracted half of them. There's a reason my file is so big and it's because I know something that even they aren't aware of.
strike wolf wrote:You seem to not realize that you only distracted half of them. There's a reason my file is so big and it's because I know something that even they aren't aware of.
*bullet flies past ear*.
Excuse me for a second.
SECRET WOLF JUTSU-WOLF INJURES ATTACKING MOOSE!
THEY KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!
If they knew what I know, they would have no use for me and thus wouldn't be using tranquilizer darts. That bullet was from a rookie who didn't know what he was doing.
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Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
