A wishing game.

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:13 pm

Granted, but then everyone just stopped wishing to avoid you.

I wish LewisJB3 would just give me wicked's avatar.

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:18 pm

granted but it was too much for you and you died!

i wish i had a wish with know drawbacks

LewisJB3 · Post by **LewisJB3** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:18 pm

granted.... LewisJB3 then realizes that he doesn't have it.

I wish I was a black belt in TaeKwonDo

LewisJB3 · Post by **LewisJB3** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:20 pm

.... I won't ruin my last one but I wish I wouldn't get cut in front of any more

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:30 am

Granted, but you get cut in front of again and you go jump off a cliff.

I wish I had a peter pan hat

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:56 am

Granted, but unfortunately it comes with green tights that are very revealing of your 'Tink'.

I wish the Man with the Yellow Hat would let me be free...

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:05 am

granted, but then you go and get into trouble and get arrested and have to wait years for your sentence to be finished.

i wish i could stay at major for longer than 3 days at a time

mandalorian2298 · Post by **mandalorian2298** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:43 am

Granted, but living with John Major proves to be boring.

I wish somebody would clean my bike for me.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:03 am

mandalorian2298 wrote:Granted, but living with John Major proves to be boring.

I wish somebody would clean my bike for me.

Granted, but I left it soaking in water, so it got rusty....

I wish someone would make me a cheese sandwich...

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:41 am

Granted - but I made it with my knob cheese.

I wish I would shut up about knob cheese.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:59 am

Granted, but that made you shut up about everything and now you cant talk

I wish the people across the street would stop making so much noise making their new deck

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:42 pm

granted, but then they won`t invite you to their bbq in the summer.
i wish the players in some of my games would hurry up

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:46 pm

granted but only for 1 min

i wish i could moo

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:11 pm

granted but then you were a cow that walked by me and ...lunch

wish i could brush my teeth

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:29 pm

Granted...but when you scrubbed thru all the built-up smegma, there were bare nerve roots, and.......KA-PWIIING!!! OOOOWWWWWIIIEEEE!!!! No more moo-cow for you....

I wish Fireside Poet would have a humongous losing strek

Scorba · Post by **Scorba** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:33 pm

Granted, but you were his doubles partner....

I wish France would sink.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:11 pm

Granted, but then all the french people migrat to where you live.

I wish i had a paintball gun.

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:23 pm

Granted but the cops though it was real and shot you

wish i had a big pond to swim in

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:31 pm

Granted, but too late you realized it was a holding pond for a waste treament facility....ack! That'll leave a mark.....

I wish I didnt have to change any more diapers.

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:38 pm

Granted, but your Depends fill up and... well you get the picture

Wish my pond got cleaned

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:55 pm

Granted...but a thermonuclear weapon is NOT the recommended cleaning utensil...LOL!!

I wish I had a 55 Chevy Nomad Restomod.....

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted, but when you got it it was all rusted out and as soon as you touched it it fell apart.

I wish i had some more movies

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted but the movies took over your life.

I wish that I had XP so I could install Left Behind...

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:58 pm

Granted but upon install, you get the blue screen of death.

I wish to have a good weekend.

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:00 pm

granted but i was with a fat chick and everyone saw

wish i had a swamp