A wishing game.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:38 pm

granted, but then MeDeFe beats you.

EDIT: I wish I had remembered to add a wish before posting.

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:42 pm

Granted, but then realized that the action was irrelevant with the invention of the edit button...

I wish for nothing...

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:44 pm

granted, but then everything ceases to exist.

I wish spring wasn't afaid of me.

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:46 pm

Granted, but then Spring realized that he didn't understand what 'afaid' meant!

I wish that religion would cease to exist...

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:53 pm

granted by you got eaten by a atheist

i wish my wish was made of cheese

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:56 pm

Your wish is granted - it's knob cheese.

I wish I was dictator of the world.

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:57 pm

granted but the world is a small rock orbiting neptune

i wish this thread would die

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:51 pm

Granted, but then i just posted

I wish for a better job

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:55 pm

Granted, but they transferred you to Timbuktu.

I wish that Gouda cheese was good for you.

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:08 pm

granted but then you became a tree hugger.

wish i new what was going on

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:28 pm

granted, but you realized you were going to be tortured to death and you committed suicide.

I wish Video games were free

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:46 pm

Granted, unfortunately all video games are now cheap knock off 'Tycoon' games.

I wish I would never have to be in my chimp cage.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:47 pm

Granted, you were just transfered to a house that you were stuck in

I wish we had more snow

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:59 pm

Granted, but you get snowed in and you lose power and everyone in your family except you dies.

I wish georgia could have some snow, but not too much

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:09 pm

Granted, but then summer comes and all the snow i got that killed my family melts and floods down to you and drowns your whole family but you.

I wish I owned Microsoft

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:35 pm

Granted, but microsofts company will go bankrupt, and you will be blamed and owe money for the rest of your life.

I wish my CPU had a better graphics card

Roger Dodger · Post by **Roger Dodger** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:16 pm

granted..but, once it was installed the graphics were so realistic the characters jumped out of the screen & ran away leaving u with the blue screen of death

:shock:

i wish i had house on the water.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:17 pm

Granted, but then the floater ballons poped and your house sank

I wish the lake would freeze.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:23 pm

Granted, But soon summer will some around and the lake will melt again tipping your house over.

I wish my tea had more sugar.

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:26 pm

It does, and now attracts a deadly swarm of (winter) bees.

I wish I didn't have to regularly clean my knob cheese.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:35 pm

Granted, but your knob cheese gets overrun by mold

i wish my dad would not always kick me off the CPU

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:45 pm

granted, but then your dad stops caring about you at all and leaves you to join a traveling circus.

I wish I had more wishes.

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:04 pm

Granted, but you use those to get more wishes in a never ending paradox, which accomplishes nothing you greedy man.

I wish for wicked's avatar.

LewisJB3 · Post by **LewisJB3** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:07 pm

granted... you wish alot of food and eat so much that you die.

I wish I could fly.

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:07 pm

granted but your wishes rebel and eat you

i wish i was a wish