A wishing game.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:12 pm

he had one, but it went through teh washing machine with his pants and got ruined.

I wish I lived in Chicago

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:13 pm

Granted but he got out as a shemale and has a doberman fetish.

wish i was fishing

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:22 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:he had one, but it went through teh washing machine with his pants and got ruined.

I wish I lived in Chicago

Granted...you became the happiest person on Earth!

I wish Reverend Kyle would pay up when he loses a bet...

Sargentgeneral · Post by **Sargentgeneral** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:33 pm

granted but its with monopoly money.

I wish I could become a General

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:40 pm

granted but hell froze over

wish i was fishing

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:02 pm

gator24 wrote:granted but hell froze over

wish i was fishing

Granted but it's a shark and eats you.

I wish I had a better computer.

(a+ for those that recognize what I just did)

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:05 pm

Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...

I wish I could freeze time...

(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:06 pm

spring1 wrote:Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...

I wish I could freeze time...

(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)

****off subject****

hint: go back to post #1 in this thread.

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:15 pm

ahhhh...I see. You're making fun of my short-term memory loss condition! Never thought you'd be the one to subject the handicapped to ridicule, FP! :wink:

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:27 pm

spring1 wrote:Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...

I wish I could freeze time...

(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)

Granted but you froze with it.

I wish that no one posted on this thread.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:29 pm

happysadfun wrote:
spring1 wrote:Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...

I wish I could freeze time...

(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)

Granted but you froze with it.

I wish that no one posted on this thread.

Granted, 'cept I didn't listen...

I wish I had a premium membership for free...

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:32 pm

Granted, but they gave you stevegriffith's old premium and you got caught in the biggest multi crisis we've seen.

I wish that I could fly.

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:36 pm

happysadfun wrote:Granted, but they gave you stevegriffith's old premium and you got caught in the biggest multi crisis we've seen.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted, but you flew into some high voltage electrical lines rendering you immobilized for the rest of your life...

I wish that I cared..

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:13 pm

granted but you died of worry

i wish i had more wishes

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:19 pm

granted, but you wished so many times you drowned in all your wishes.

I wish this thread could be 100 pages long (like on the site i got this idea from)

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:22 pm

granted but it got so long you choked on it

wish i had a catapiller

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:28 pm

granted but it was a poisonous catapiller.

i wish that Ben Roethlisberger would get hit by a car again

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:31 pm

P Gizzle wrote:granted but it was a poisonous catapiller.

i wish that Ben Roethlisberger would get hit by a car again

Granted, but you were the driver, got arrested, and spent the rest of your life in jail worrying about the Seahawks...

I wish that the sky was yellow with smegma.

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:43 pm

spring1 wrote:
Granted, but you were the driver, got arrested, and spent the rest of your life in jail worrying about the Seahawks...

I wish that the sky was yellow with smegma.

Granted, but what does that make the little people of earth?! :shock:

I wish spring1 had a better memory.

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:44 pm

Granted, but then he forgot he had better memory

I wish I could have a new stereo system

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:03 pm

granted, but it fused.
i wish that man city would win their 2nd trophy while i`m alive(they have won 8 others before my birth).

glide · Post by **glide** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:19 pm

granted........but the trophy was called the "nice try" cup.

I wish my sgt's stripes didnt have a zipper on them for easy removal! :roll:

Roger Dodger · Post by **Roger Dodger** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:21 pm

granted... but, they decided to put the zipper somewhere else and well, OUCH! poor pork & beans.

I wish i had HDTV.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:23 pm

granted, but then you found you could only recieve input from non HD sources, rendering the HD useless.

I wish my wish could be granted unconditionally.

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:36 pm

Granted, but then you made an alliance with an unsavory opponent and God took away the effects of the wish...

I wish qeee would let me win the Alexander's Empire game...