Where the f*ck are these damn aliens?

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Re: Where the f*ck are these damn aliens?

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Hologram wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.



Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.
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apey wrote:Neither are dogs yet in some states it is a felony to kick one across the room for costing you thousands of dollars when it pisses on your floor :evil:
Would you kick your baby across the room if it pissed on the floor? :shock:


Yes.
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pimpdave wrote:
Hologram wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.



Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.
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Re: Where the f*ck are these damn aliens?

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Hologram wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
Hologram wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.



Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.


You forgot about how we eat them afterwards.
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Frigidus wrote:
Hologram wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
Hologram wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.



Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.


You forgot about how we eat them afterwards.
Well, by that time, I'm usually in a drug-induced haze, so I wasn't completely sure about that one.
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Frigidus wrote:
Hologram wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
Hologram wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.



Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.


You forgot about how we eat them afterwards.


Guys, seriously...

Next you're gonna go and tell them about how we constructed that secret barracks for our grunts, I mean, pledges and all about Project Mayhem and shit.

COME ON!

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Re: Where the f*ck are these damn aliens?

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i'm an alien.

im a bacon dumpling soup from the soup planet, crashed with my intergalatic soup plate on earth, hidin from humans being afraid getting eaten. and playing cc

btw: im the top scored soup on cc of all times
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