strike wolf wrote:I'm half-catholic, half-methodist. Which basically makes me non-denominational.
I'm half-awesome and half-badass. Which basically makes me the wrong ***** to f*ck wit.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.
I'm half terrorist and half American, so I want to kill myself, but in two very different ways.
strike wolf wrote:And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.
I'm half terrorist and half American, so I want to kill myself, but in two very different ways.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.
I'm half terrorist and half American, so I want to kill myself, but in two very different ways.
They probably don't know what to do about such a large thread. And with all the mergers they are probably worrying that it is becoming the equivalent of a black hole sucking all the other threads into it's cavernous depths.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:You are absolutely correct owen, we simply hate Canada's Thanksgiving...I don't know what it is, but ALL mods hate it (thus why you can't post it in GD)
But then again, since this is getting merged we must hate World Standards Day too
We would kick the Canadians asses on Boxing Day!
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
I feel that we have wandered slightly off topic here.
On the other hand, you all inspired me to go out and purchase a packet of hobnob flapjacks last night. Which both saved me time cooking dinner, and were also delightfully tasty.
Om nom fucking nom.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
congrats to my good friend DavidOh on his recent rise in rank from pitiful question mark, to private first class!!! it has been a true pleasure and honor watching you fall into the dark world of CC addiction, after all the taunting and teasing you offered up to me over my love of all things CC!!! i can already see your non-fat, soy, decaf, chai latte sitting in your new CC mug at Progress Coffee in the mornings, as you browse CC hoping for a turn!!! congrats my friend!!! keep up the good fight!!-0
p.s.-black jesus loves you!!!
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
I've introduced quite a few people in Changsha to Hobnobs and I always refer to them as 'Britain's Best Biscuit', to which they reply "you mean cookies, no?"
To help the OP get back on to the topic at hand here are some more of my favourite warm-down activites:
1. An informed (and possibly imagined) post game interview with Des Lynam, where I modestly identify the primary reason for my victory as luck, while smiling in such a way as to make clear I am just being modest for forms sake.
2. An exciting (and conceivably fantasised) three in a bed romp with a Page 3 Girl and a Playboy Bunny, where I pleasure them in every way possible by describing my speed game victory in round by round detail.
3. A depraved (and undoubtably made up) naked stroll through the woods accompanied by a charming lady wood elf, who teaches me Elvish mind techniques to further my pursuit of page 1 on the CC scoreboard.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...