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Recipes for disaster
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Your dish must be bad. Your dish must be composed of actual food. Cow dung in a brake fluid compote is not acceptable. I'll start..
Tuna, Egg, and Honey Pizza
Your dish must be bad. Your dish must be composed of actual food. Cow dung in a brake fluid compote is not acceptable. I'll start..
Tuna, Egg, and Honey Pizza
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Re: Recipes for disaster
e_i_pi wrote:Tuna, Egg, and Honey Pizza
I am SO going to try that.
The only relatively sure way of ruining and dish is by including some form of cabbage.
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Re: Recipes for disaster
Egg,fish,beat,mayonaise
I actually had to eat this at a guests house.
I actually had to eat this at a guests house.
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Re: Recipes for disaster
Chicken icecream
Re: Recipes for disaster
Bread and Butter Pudding Surprise.
-"What's the surprise?"
-"Snails."
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Lard and fish paste pancakes anyone?
-"What's the surprise?"
-"Snails."
Mrs Cropley (from The Vicar of Dibley)
Lard and fish paste pancakes anyone?
Re: Recipes for disaster
Snail Porridge
(With respect to Heston...a quite disgusting dish)
(With respect to Heston...a quite disgusting dish)
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Re: Recipes for disaster
Marshmellow stuffed capsicum
Re: Recipes for disaster
chocolate syrup hamburger and lima beans 
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Re: Recipes for disaster
cheese, blackcurrant jam and tuna melt!
having tried it this is actually bloody good but i am sure not to all taste.
having tried it this is actually bloody good but i am sure not to all taste.
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Re: Recipes for disaster
Sugar and vinegar bacon.
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strike wolf wrote:Sugar and vinegar bacon.
As long as you don't overdo it with the vinegar...
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Raw garlic sandwiches. (I went out with a girl who used to eat these once).
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jonesthecurl wrote:Raw garlic sandwiches. (I went out with a girl who used to eat these once).
ooh, garlic is good, and a mild aphrodisiac, too, I've heard.
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MeDeFe wrote:strike wolf wrote:Sugar and vinegar bacon.
As long as you don't overdo it with the vinegar...
I think overdoing it with the vinegar was the point of it being sugar and vinegar bacon.
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Re: Recipes for disaster
Egg Alcohol.
Oh wait, the Dutch...
Oh wait, the Dutch...
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Re: Recipes for disaster
50ml gin, 2 oz. chopped raw liver, 150ml curdled goats milk, sprig of mint, 2 tablespoons of ground black pepper and blend for 10 seconds.
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e_i_pi wrote:Egg Alcohol.
Oh wait, the Dutch...
Wonderful stuff, practically ideal for adding a small kick to coffee or hot chocolate.
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Pedronicus wrote:50ml gin, 2 oz. chopped raw liver, 150ml curdled goats milk, sprig of mint, 2 tablespoons of ground black pepper and blend for 10 seconds.
that is what they used to have sex with in the 1st world war trenches wasn't it!?
they put it in a small bucket and .. well had it away with it... they called it a 'cock-pail'
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jiminski wrote:Pedronicus wrote:50ml gin, 2 oz. chopped raw liver, 150ml curdled goats milk, sprig of mint, 2 tablespoons of ground black pepper and blend for 10 seconds.
that is what they used to have sex with in the 1st world war trenches wasn't it!?
they put it in a small bucket and .. well had it away with it... they called it a 'cock-pail'
Take fresh goats milk and slowly heat it in a frying pan after blending and you have a wonderful meal.
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Re: Recipes for disaster
Freshly squeezed sausage juice
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lt.pie wrote:Spagehtti bolognaise with whipped cream and banana custard.
What's so bad about that? The cream will nicely carry the flavour of the rest and custard goes well with practically anything.
e_i_pi wrote:Freshly squeezed sausage juice
I know people who eat/drink/whatever that.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.





