Doing It With a Racist

[mandyb]

Interesting how all the men in this thread that sooo vociferously and passionately condemn racist behaviour, can, at the same time, approve discriminatory and abusive behavior towards women.
I call that hypocrisy, plain and clear.

Shut up and maek me a sandwich.

Learn to spell first, you illiterate prat!!

[mandyb]

what a dizzy bird!

Last night, yeah. Today it's just the doldrums of dehydration and impaired R.E.M. sleep cycle.

Like I said, I'm not funny when I'm hungover. Actually, I'm not funny most of the time. I don't even really make myself laugh, except when I'm shouting "HEY!" followed by some tangential and ridiculous question and/or suggestion.

Actually, that's when you're at your least funny...in my humble opinion, as a member of the 'lesser sex'. Sir.

[Dancing Mustard]

Shut up and maek me a sandwich.

Learn to spell first, you illiterate prat!!

Actually, the misspelling is an intentional part of the meme...

[billy07]

i've known black and asian women who used to love getting 'done' by a racist.

it's a strange world out there.

[mandyb]

Shut up and maek me a sandwich.

Bacon ok sweetie? Little brown sauce perhaps, your gorgeousness?

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Yeah, and get us a beer too, while you're at it.

[Dancing Mustard]

Shut up and maek me a sandwich.

Bacon ok sweetie? Little brown sauce perhaps, your gorgeousness?

.

Yeah, and get us a beer too, while you're at it.

If you want to dream that dream about the enigmatic DM, then you're going to have to join the back of the queue... it's rather a popular one here in Camden Town.

[Frop]

i've known black and asian women who used to love getting 'done' by a racist.

Does your wife know about this?

[Ntetos]

i've known black and asian women who used to love getting 'done' by a racist.

Does your wife know about this?

These damn immigrants who come and steal the jobs of local prostitutes. We should deport them.

[mandyb]

Shut up and maek me a sandwich.

Bacon ok sweetie? Little brown sauce perhaps, your gorgeousness?

.

Yeah, and get us a beer too, while you're at it.

If you want to dream that dream about the enigmatic DM, then you're going to have to join the back of the queue... it's rather a popular one here in Camden Town.

I believe you!
I've seen how they covet you here on CC as well! You've got half the guys wrapped around your little finger....and you know it, you canny wee devil you.

[Dancing Mustard]

I believe you!
I've seen how they covet you here on CC as well! You've got half the guys wrapped around your little finger....and you know it, you canny wee devil you.

Oh stop it, you're making me blush.

Also, I'm now happy I went for the "you wish" punchline as opposed to the "make me do it naked and wearing a gimp mask and I'll find it a turn-on" punchline. A correct move on my part I feel...

[jiminski]

I believe you!
I've seen how they covet you here on CC as well! You've got half the guys wrapped around your little finger....and you know it, you canny wee devil you.

Oh stop it, you're making me blush.

Also, I'm now happy I went for the "you wish" punchline as opposed to the "make me do it naked and wearing a gimp mask and I'll find it a turn-on" punchline. A correct move on my part I feel...

And thank god i resisted the "Mandy would love to do a correct move on your part.." line!

It's a damn good thing i never watched any Carry on Movies in my youth!


Ok back to this doing a racist topic... would you have entertained Mel Gibson in his prime Mandy?

Mustard, Same question to you but based on Jade Goody.

[k3ndo]

Interesting how all the men in this thread that sooo vociferously and passionately condemn racist behaviour, can, at the same time, approve discriminatory and abusive behavior towards women.
I call that hypocrisy, plain and clear.

well skin colour doesn't maker you feebler or unable to use power tools, does it?

[Dancing Mustard]

Mustard, Same question to you but based on Jade Goody.

That would be an unequivocal no, delivered without pause, hesitation or remorse. Neither Pre-BB, post-BB, pre-Shilpa, post-Shilpa, or post-cancer; resounding no's all across the board.

[mandyb]

Ok back to this doing a racist topic... would you have entertained Mel Gibson in his prime Mandy?

Nah, Mel Gibson never really did it for me. I think I hesitated a milisecond longer than DM in answering though, I mean at least Mel looks half-way decent without his top on.

Interesting how all the men in this thread that sooo vociferously and passionately condemn racist behaviour, can, at the same time, approve discriminatory and abusive behavior towards women.
I call that hypocrisy, plain and clear.

well skin colour doesn't maker you feebler or unable to use power tools, does it?

Only a fool would equate weakness with having smaller biceps.
As for the power tools - plenty of women handle them just fine..... especially the battery operated ones.

[jiminski]

As for the power tools - plenty of women handle them just fine..... especially the battery operated ones.

naughty girl! you had a spat with Mustard and now the make up sex follows....... rrrrrrlllll (still Eartha Kitt)

[mandyb]

As for the power tools - plenty of women handle them just fine..... especially the battery operated ones.

naughty girl! you had a spat with Mustard and now the make up sex follows....... rrrrrrlllll (still Eartha Kitt)

Spats are par for the course with dear old Mustard - he's always had it in for me. God knows why.
And the 'tool' reference was to show how redundant men are...some of the time.

[Dancing Mustard]

Spats are par for the course with dear old Mustard - he's always had it in for me. God knows why.

That's just not true!

In fact, in a moment of rare tenderness, I would tentatively state that you're probably the female CC poster whose posts I enjoy the most.

[mandyb]

Spats are par for the course with dear old Mustard - he's always had it in for me. God knows why.

That's just not true!

In fact, in a moment of rare tenderness, I would tentatively state that you're probably the female CC poster whose posts I enjoy the most.

Let me know when you're sure, so I can thank you properly.

[Snorri1234]

Spats are par for the course with dear old Mustard - he's always had it in for me. God knows why.

That's just not true!

In fact, in a moment of rare tenderness, I would tentatively state that you're probably the female CC poster whose posts I enjoy the most.

Let me know when you're sure, so I can thank you properly.

Well he can't form an opinion if he doesn't know whether or not you're a hot woman ofcourse.