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gavin_sidhu
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morph
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lol check out this thread its funny as hell... i think if i find something funny on another thread ill post it here, and this is one of them
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lol check out this thread its funny as hell... i think if i find something funny on another thread ill post it here, and this is one of them
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I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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morph
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there was a movie or flash thing of this guy teaching a class in college and a kids cell phone went off in the middle of the lecture, the teacher while walking around lectureing grabbed it cuz the kid answered it and proceeded to talk on the phone and within seconds it was grabbed and smashed to the ground and the teacher never missed a beat in his lecuture.. it was fucking awsome..
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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morph
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a friend just sent this to me... thought i should share..
I Am A Princess
An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...
As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."
I Am A Princess
An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...
As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Skittlesandmnms
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morph wrote:a friend just sent this to me... thought i should share..
I Am A Princess
An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...
As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."
lmfao thats hilarious. thats one of the first gay jokes ive heard that isnt makign fun of homosexuals. thats awesome.
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strike wolf
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Sammy gags
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Skittlesandmnms
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strike wolf
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