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I can do 98 pushups in fucking 30 seconds, I'm tough like that!

OH YEAH LET'S COMPARE MUSCLES! I WANNA SEE YOUR MUSCLES! I LIKE TO SHOW HOW TOUGH I AM AND SEE HOW TOUGH OTHER PEOPLE ARE!
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wrestler1ump wrote:On a good day I can do 52. After that I can't seem to keep my form no matter how many I do.

Not sure what happend to the 5k time thread, but I did slightly over 3 kilometres in 8 minutes so not sure what my 5k time would be.


Dude do you do running because 8 minutes for over 3k is a great time!
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Not only did he not specify a timeframe, but neither are reps specified.

I might still be able to do three sets of twenty in five minutes.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:It took me till the second page to realise that you little girlymen weren't talking about one-handed pushups. All of your personal bests are weak, and my penis is clearly much larger than yours.

Now, let's hit the showers and give each other high-fives while whipping the smaller children with rolled-up towels.


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When I wrestled for my school a couple of years ago I could do 100 regular push ups. I only got to 45 right now though because i'm lazy and haven't worked out in a while, besides playing a backyard game of football or something.
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I doubt I can eat more than 20 push ups before puking.
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LiveWindows wrote:
wrestler1ump wrote:On a good day I can do 52. After that I can't seem to keep my form no matter how many I do.

Not sure what happend to the 5k time thread, but I did slightly over 3 kilometres in 8 minutes so not sure what my 5k time would be.


Dude do you do running because 8 minutes for over 3k is a great time!


I used to run quite a bit but not anymore.
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I know ive come late to this thread but i managed 42 before my arms went numb and i lost the will to live.
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Whump, are you from Kenya or something?
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I did 50 the other day...I could barely do the last 4 but I did em lol
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dont feel bad joodoo
im 15 and have trouble doing 10 reps with a 45 pound bar(no weights)
i can do 8 pushups
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I must say, after reading the actual poll, I reckon this is just some gay work out club.

Seriously
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Skittles! wrote:I must say, after reading the actual poll, I reckon this is just some gay work out club.

Seriously
61 - 70 (Strong, fit, probably 'ripped.')


What is that?



Ofcourse it's a gay work out club!
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I spent 8 years in the Army and am now a PE teacher. Needless to say 70+ was my response.
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Im not very good in push ups...

But i can juggle 5 balls :P
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The form of karate I studied when I was a kid had a requirement regarding push ups, in order to become a black belt.

If I remember correctly, I think one had to be able to do 100 finger-tip push ups, although it may have been 200. I saw some of the masters doing it, it was pretty impressive.

They could like, finger stab you, or maybe chop you in half with their hands. I only tried to finger-tip push ups (wherein, instead of placing the palms of your hands on the ground, you push up from the tips of your fingers, in case any of you were confused) once, and I couldn't even do one.

Anyway, I do 35 push ups every morning. Maybe I could do more, I don't know. I also do 20 reps with one of those ab wheels, which makes your triceps burn a little bit, not to mention your abs.

So I don't know if that counts as 55 push ups, but I wouldn't count it that way. Just remember fellas, you're better off doing push ups regularly with a reasonable number of reps than constantly trying to prove you can do more. Often that kind of preoccupation leads someone to quit, or not keep it up.

Just maintaining the discipline of regular exercise is the most important thing.
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pimpdave wrote:The form of karate I studied when I was a kid had a requirement regarding push ups, in order to become a black belt.

If I remember correctly, I think one had to be able to do 100 finger-tip push ups, although it may have been 200. I saw some of the masters doing it, it was pretty impressive.

They could like, finger stab you, or maybe chop you in half with their hands. I only tried to finger-tip push ups (wherein, instead of placing the palms of your hands on the ground, you push up from the tips of your fingers, in case any of you were confused) once, and I couldn't even do one.


Fingertip pushups are indeed pretty fucking hard. I used to do them for jiu-jitsu but that's like 5 years ago.
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When I used to play semi-pro I used to do sets of 25 push-ups and 50 crunches...I would do 4-8 sets, pending upon time constraints and injuries...I still do about 200-300 bicycle crunches a day but now I have a free-weight machine and find it works my upperbody more completely then push-ups do...we did get my son the perfect pushup device and I have tryed it the device is well worth it if push-ups is how one prefers to excersice...Stretching, bicycle crunches, free weight machine, and about 12-20miles of hiking in elevation a week is how my old ass keeps in shape these days...
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I do 12,000 pushups daily.
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pimpdave wrote: I also do 20 reps with one of those ab wheels, which makes your triceps burn a little bit, not to mention your abs.
With a what?

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jnd94 wrote:I do 12,000 pushups daily.

masterbating doesn't constitute as push-ups...no matter how often you do it...
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
pimpdave wrote: I also do 20 reps with one of those ab wheels, which makes your triceps burn a little bit, not to mention your abs.
With a what?

Pic plz.


You can pick one up at pretty much any sporting goods store (at least here in the USA).

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What exactly do you do with that thing? I can't quite figure out how it translates into exercise.
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