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i got one but it's for a penis.... come on someone else do the girlie part one so i can say mine 
I have a girl one but it's a little harsh ... lol
I have a girl one but it's a little harsh ... lol
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Jimmy
although we all know him as Jiminsky
oops- came out wrong.... not implying Jiminsky is a dick- just to clarify
although we all know him as Jiminsky
oops- came out wrong.... not implying Jiminsky is a dick- just to clarify
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ok well I'm still curious as to why Heat Seeking Moister Missile hasn't made it on the list yet ... 
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RiskTycoon wrote:ok well I'm still curious as to why Heat Seeking Moister Missile hasn't made it on the list yet ...
...cos you just made it up?
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either you don't get out much or you're young and I'm old ...... that ain't new my friend ..... 
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jonesthecurl wrote:RiskTycoon wrote:ok well I'm still curious as to why Heat Seeking Moister Missile hasn't made it on the list yet ...
...cos you just made it up?
You mean Mr Moisturizer ?
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Pedronicus wrote:Penis slang so far
festering hatchet wound
I've got a feeling that this is supposed to be in the other category...
along with "Hairy Axe Wound"
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lol yeah i saw that too ..... silly meat curtains 
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i guess you could post the Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo lyrics by the Bloodhound Gang...it has a lot of various slang words you are looking for...
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Here is a video for the song...if you want to sing a long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-F16WoHO4A#
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Here is a video for the song...if you want to sing a long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-F16WoHO4A#
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upon further review...anything by the bloodhound gang has various penis/vagina slang...just download some music...there a great group
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Shlong, and One Eyed Monster.
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I've updated the first entry list
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