I am sick of being the mental boyfriend while my gf spends

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:05 am

Ok I can't stand this anymore..... I have to concede that Rusty Monkey is one funny MF.

*bows down before Rusty Monkey*

Prestor Jack · Post by **Prestor Jack** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:13 am

i hope for your sake this thread was for laughs.

it's just too pathetic a case for any kind of useful advice. i mean, even if you managed to buck up and drop this ho would you really learn from this demasculation or just hone in on another kind of hell? well, if this is serious, i'll be magnanimous and say you need to drop whatever you're doing, disown the family that raised you, change your given name and start over. get a new home in a new town, change your job and wear different clothes. there are just too many unknown factors for why someone would let themself plummet to such a sorry state of self-respect. i blame the disney channel.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:21 am

Visaoni wrote:I'm not sure what to make of this thread. On one hand, the OP is a brilliant comedic genius. Then again, how many people have fallen for it is also hilarious. But I find that fact also rather sad. Is this what we have been reduced to? That many of us don't even find this story very hard to believe? I laugh, I laugh, and I cry.

I also find it great that most of the guys who realized this thread for what it truly is are fellow GHs.

We know what it is but we choose to ignore that fact.

dump her hard and in public.

daydream · Post by **daydream** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:38 am

MeDeFe wrote:Weirdest troll ever?

precisely what i thought.

DRoZ · Post by **DRoZ** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:45 am

obvious troll is obvious....

Honestly I am astounded that anyone would possibly take this guy seriously... He has posted troll thread after troll thread. I can't even appreciate the lulz just for lulz sake, I feel depressed for the future of the human race if THIS troll is still successful after all his previous stories...

daydream · Post by **daydream** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:45 am

thanks for the massive lulz i got out of this thread upon reading it all. :lol:

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:09 am

i'm the physical bf and this shit is beautiful

don't stop mate, she really loves you

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:10 am

Pedronicus wrote:Can you be my girlfriends new mental boyfriend? We haven't been away this year.

best post of the thread

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:17 am

Rape her.

Huckleberryhound · Post by **Huckleberryhound** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:34 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:...more time with her physical bf.

So basically......yadda yadda yadda.
What should I do?

What does it matter, you're obviously Gay

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:12 pm

hecter wrote:Dude, you have an amazing thing going here! Don't break it off! She loves you, and you love her, and that's all that matters. I mean, what does sex even mean? Egads! Rubbing your penis inside somebodies moist flesh! I mean, when you think about it, eeww? Let this guy be the "physical bf", 'cause you're getting what really counts; her love!

All he is getting is her backside with another man.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:16 pm

brooksieb wrote:
hecter wrote:Dude, you have an amazing thing going here! Don't break it off! She loves you, and you love her, and that's all that matters. I mean, what does sex even mean? Egads! Rubbing your penis inside somebodies moist flesh! I mean, when you think about it, eeww? Let this guy be the "physical bf", 'cause you're getting what really counts; her love!

All he is getting is her backside with another man.

Her love man, her love!!!

RustyMonkey · Post by **RustyMonkey** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:53 pm

by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:56 pm

Absolutely. Drive up to them, flip them off, and then drive off. Trashing apartments is also a good idea.

Visaoni · Post by **Visaoni** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:33 pm

Do let us know how it turned out. :lol:

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:55 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:
by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

I say take an uzi and kill 'em both.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:36 pm

nagerous wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:
by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

I say take an uzi and kill 'em both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJnfel2428

The last part can give you some idea's on how to treat this.

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:59 pm

william18 wrote:
nagerous wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:
by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

I say take an uzi and kill 'em both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJnfel2428

The last part can give you some idea's on how to treat this.

What? She slipped, fell, landed on his dick?

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:04 pm

Successful troll is successful.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:28 pm

nagerous wrote:
william18 wrote:
nagerous wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:
by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

I say take an uzi and kill 'em both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJnfel2428

The last part can give you some idea's on how to treat this.

What? She slipped, fell, landed on his dick?

I was thinking along the parts after that.

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