I am sick of being the mental boyfriend while my gf spends

[RustyMonkey]

...more time with her physical bf.

So basically, we met two years ago and she was my first hug, hand hold, kiss, etc. I bought her tons of gifts to lead up to telling her I loved her, and then I told her I loved her after a month and wanted to try having sex. She told me she ruined too many relationships because having sex with someone takes away from the mental aspect of the relationship. She wanted me to stay a pure virgin and love her as much as I always did.

This made perfect sense, and I agreed with her. Soon she said she wanted to have sex, but not with me for the reasons she stated before. She then said she had a friend she had sex with the night before because she had a strong urge to, and she would be having sex with him on a regular basis but would not love him like she loves me. This made me feel really good inside. She could even have sex with someone else and still love me! I was her "mental boyfriend" and he would be her "physical boyfriend".

For our anniversary we were going to book a trip to Venice as a romantic getaway. She told me we didn't need to do something like that, but she would love to have a sexual getaway with the other guy. She convinced me to pay for it, and I mutually agreed since I understand she needs to have sex and I can't provide her.

Now for our second anniversary I sent her and the guy to Prague for another trip, even though I was kind of hoping to go to Euro Disney with her for a fun time. It is getting kind of frustrating she won't go on a trip with me and then him later.

What should I do?

[strike wolf]

Break it off man. You don't want to just be somebody's bitch your whole life. I can tell you now that you are never gonna get any from that girl.

[MeDeFe]

Weirdest troll ever?

[RustyMonkey]

MeDeFe - Please don't troll in my topic.

[BaldAdonis]

Weirdest troll ever?

Maybe this side of 4chan.

[pancakemix]

What happened to seducing the coworker?

[RustyMonkey]

What happened to seducing the coworker?

You didn't see the post in that topic? It fell through and I had to look for a new job. I was still with this girl then.

[pimpdave]

Since you're booking the trips, I think the best idea is to surprise your true love by buying an extra ticket for yourself, but not telling them about it until you're boarding the airplane.

Also, of course, make sure to book hotel rooms with two beds for the trip.

She will be ecstatic to have both of her boyfriends along on the anniversary trip, and I'm sure the physical bf knows all about you from her by now, so you two should get along well.

[pancakemix]

What happened to seducing the coworker?

You didn't see the post in that topic? It fell through and I had to look for a new job. I was still with this girl then.

You're so thoughtful of the people around you...

[jnd94]

She's a mooch.....you shouldn't pay for that in the first place....

[Snorri1234]

Absolute brilliance.

[danodukebb]

if this is real, then wow, i have to say you are the biggest bitch in history...paying for your "gf" and her boyfriend to go have sex on a vacation while you're at home playing with yourself bravo

[RustyMonkey]

if this is real, then wow, i have to say you are the biggest bitch in history...paying for your "gf" and her boyfriend to go have sex on a vacation while you're at home playing with yourself bravo

hey, she loves me.

[*manimal]

if this is real, then wow, i have to say you are the biggest bitch in history...paying for your "gf" and her boyfriend to go have sex on a vacation while you're at home playing with yourself bravo

[danodukebb]

if this is real, then wow, i have to say you are the biggest bitch in history...paying for your "gf" and her boyfriend to go have sex on a vacation while you're at home playing with yourself bravo

hey, she loves me.

i'm sure she does.. if she loved you she wouldn't be going off on vacations with other guys ****ing their brains out all the while you're paying for her to do it...

[LYR]

The way you make it sound it seems like this girl it totally playing you.

Break it off, but don't be an asshole about it.

[strike wolf]

Forget about being nice about it. Do it and make her hurt. She's played you as her bitch throughout the relationship, she deserves whatever she gets.

[danodukebb]

that's what i was thinking too...break up with her in a really great public place and make it so obvious to embarrass that bitch

[jnd94]

Frankly, you're acting naive about this. If you look at it through an unbiased perspective. Actions speak louder than words. Even if she says she loves you she obviously doesn't......It doesn't take a genius to see through this one...

[Snorri1234]

Replies to obvious spam are obviously great.

[LYR]

Replies to obvious spam are obviously great.

lol

[clapper011]

if this is real, then wow, i have to say you are the biggest bitch in history...paying for your "gf" and her boyfriend to go have sex on a vacation while you're at home playing with yourself bravo

hey, she loves me.

she loves you yet shes screwing around on you..... good god.........when will he see the light?

[SolidOrange7]

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm throwing my red flag and having this one reviewed.

[jay_a2j]

...more time with her physical bf.

So basically, we met two years ago and she was my first hug, hand hold, kiss, etc. I bought her tons of gifts to lead up to telling her I loved her, and then I told her I loved her after a month and wanted to try having sex. She told me she ruined too many relationships because having sex with someone takes away from the mental aspect of the relationship. She wanted me to stay a pure virgin and love her as much as I always did.

This made perfect sense, and I agreed with her. Soon she said she wanted to have sex, but not with me for the reasons she stated before. She then said she had a friend she had sex with the night before because she had a strong urge to, and she would be having sex with him on a regular basis but would not love him like she loves me. This made me feel really good inside. She could even have sex with someone else and still love me! I was her "mental boyfriend" and he would be her "physical boyfriend".

For our anniversary we were going to book a trip to Venice as a romantic getaway. She told me we didn't need to do something like that, but she would love to have a sexual getaway with the other guy. She convinced me to pay for it, and I mutually agreed since I understand she needs to have sex and I can't provide her.

Now for our second anniversary I sent her and the guy to Prague for another trip, even though I was kind of hoping to go to Euro Disney with her for a fun time. It is getting kind of frustrating she won't go on a trip with me and then him later.

What should I do?

Captain naive,

If she loved you as you do her, she would not ever consider sleeping with other people. You, are her sugar daddy. She is keeping you around because of the things you do (pay for) her and the other guy(s) she is intimate with. You are being played the fool. Drop her like the Packers dropped Favre.

[RustyMonkey]

Captain naive,

If she loved you as you do her, she would not ever consider sleeping with other people. You, are her sugar daddy. She is keeping you around because of the things you do (pay for) her and the other guy(s) she is intimate with. You are being played the fool. Drop her like the Packers dropped Favre.

I'm sorry, could you explain the metaphor some? I don't know a lot about baseball.