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I'm sure everyone here has at one point seen either a motivational or a demotivational poster on t'interweb. They are almost always laid out like this:

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Now that one I made myself, featuring popular British tat-reviewer Dr Ashen who appears on YouTube, using a program on a website called diy.despair.com. If you go there, see if you can make a better poster.
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I've always liked this one:

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And one for snorri

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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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The water balloon one was priceless. What a face of utter terror...
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This one was always my favorite:

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Neoteny wrote:The water balloon one was priceless. What a face of utter terror...


So amazing. Although, the look on the face of the guy in "Creepy" made me laugh until I cried when I was browsing through tons of these posters last night. I laughed so hard, for so long on that one.

Also, the "WTF" one, with the little kid playing guitar. I almost split my sides laughing at that one.
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Should I point out that neither Rooney nor Cristiano Ronaldo play in a dutch team? (In fact, they play in Manchester United which is in England and also one of the best teams.)
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Snorri1234 wrote:
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Should I point out that neither Rooney nor Cristiano Ronaldo play in a dutch team? (In fact, they play in Manchester United which is in England and also one of the best teams.)


Or the fact that Ronaldo is clearly photoshopped into the picture? These are only good when they are real pics!
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Bones2484 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
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Should I point out that neither Rooney nor Cristiano Ronaldo play in a dutch team? (In fact, they play in Manchester United which is in England and also one of the best teams.)


Or the fact that Ronaldo is clearly photoshopped into the picture? These are only good when they are real pics!


Image is also photoshopped, though it's a little funny.
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this one is a classic:

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