the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:44 pm

qeee1 wrote:What do reverend kyle and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like a stiff one in the morning.

I got taken into the police station for dui over the weekend, and I wasnt drunk..

What do bartenders and qeee1 have in common?

They both like to give many different men stiff ones.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:46 pm

What does Johnny and horses have in common?

They both have large penises.

shultz · Post by **shultz** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:58 pm

What?

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:09 pm

What do reverand kyle and homosexuals have in common?

They're both homosexual.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:10 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:What do Kyle and horses have in common?

They both have large penises.

FYP

oh and btw, qeee1 you'd be the one to know;)

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:34 pm

10 points for the first to tell who my new avatar is...

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:39 pm

What do Kyle and asians have in common?

Neither of them know how to drive.

Skittlesandmnms · Post by **Skittlesandmnms** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:52 pm

What's the difference between quees1 mouth and a horse's ass?

No, seriously, I'm asking because I don't know.

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:06 pm

That one actually made me laugh

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:07 pm

i have no comment to the love in this forum......

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:09 pm

You just made a comment you dirty liar :roll:

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:12 pm

no comment

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:13 pm

The difference is one is more pleasurable to insert things into.

Spread the love in the thread I say. Except to mach...

...well unless you want herpes...

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:20 pm

nice icon queee didnt recognize ya there for a sec

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:26 am

I like my avatar :mrgreen:

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:28 am

maybe, but you cannot deny the awesomeness of my avatar, and I'll fight to the death about it

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:30 am

I'd fight to the death on it. Vick is overrated. And what he did was just low class.

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:40 am

I bow to the low class part, but he is in no way over rated, he's about to prove that he is the best running QB in hisory, in yardage, and games like today prove that he can trow almost as well as he runs, the problems have been in recievers and play calling, and a couple of bad decisions on his part, like any QB. He's not like the Mannings and Brady's of the world, but he's not supposed to be. People get to caught up in the stereotypical quaterback mold that they try to place all QB's in and there are just some guys, like Vick, who don't fit and people will discredit them for that. Vick is one of the greatest athletes in sports today and has a laser of an arm with just as much accuracy. Look at hi winning percentage if you're still not convinced, this year was the first time the Falcons have been under .500 under Mora, and the QB through this was who? suprise supries.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:14 am

qeee1 wrote:The difference is one is more pleasurable to insert things into.

Spread the love in the thread I say. Except to mach...

...well unless you want herpes...

^^qeee1 deflecting his own gonorrhea.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:25 am

Or at least deflecting the attention it brings with it.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:32 am

*looks at Qeee* Oscar?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:34 am

Surely not for best actor?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:57 am

sfhbballnut wrote:I bow to the low class part, but he is in no way over rated, he's about to prove that he is the best running QB in hisory, in yardage, and games like today prove that he can trow almost as well as he runs, the problems have been in recievers and play calling, and a couple of bad decisions on his part, like any QB. He's not like the Mannings and Brady's of the world, but he's not supposed to be. People get to caught up in the stereotypical quaterback mold that they try to place all QB's in and there are just some guys, like Vick, who don't fit and people will discredit them for that. Vick is one of the greatest athletes in sports today and has a laser of an arm with just as much accuracy. Look at hi winning percentage if you're still not convinced, this year was the first time the Falcons have been under .500 under Mora, and the QB through this was who? suprise supries.

Yes under 500 that's really a good thing. Vick is too inconsistent and he costs the Falcons too much money to keep. I think Mora should just realize he's not worth it.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:55 am

MeDeFe wrote:Surely not for best actor?

Lollercoaster.

And yes VT.

American football is overrated in general, therefore anyone who plays it probably is, and Toad is freaking useless.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:09 am

qeee1 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Surely not for best actor?

Lollercoaster.

And yes VT.

American football is overrated in general, therefore anyone who plays it probably is, and Toad is freaking useless.

wait didnt you offer a prize for what vt just did... he demands his cleveland steamer.