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trackerisk wrote:A useful tho oversized butt plug?

Who was it that got 4 inches of wood stuck up his ass? Snakey or Monkey?


Yeah...one of those two. Not me at least....




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MeDeFe wrote:
trackerisk wrote:A useful tho oversized butt plug?

Who was it that got 4 inches of wood stuck up his ass? Snakey or Monkey?

Yeah...one of those two. Not me at least....

At least you didn't post about it.
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Man, these threads have gotten so off topic.
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xruan wrote:Man, these threads have gotten so off topic.

It was to be expected.
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I'd rather they stayed off topic...
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Nickbaldwin wrote:MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.


Are you sure you're talking about my man and not yourself? Because he's huge... :oops:

You don't have to lie... We've all seen your man's little man. He's quite the slut 'round here, dontcha know?
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InkL0sed wrote:I'd rather they stayed off topic...

I'd rather they stayed on topic too, sweetheart.
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jay_a2j wrote:The failure rate for online romance is astounding! :shock:


Good luck anyways. ;)


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hecter wrote:
xruan wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.


Are you sure you're talking about my man and not yourself? Because he's huge... :oops:

You don't have to lie... We've all seen your man's little man. He's quite the slut 'round here, dontcha know?

He wouldn't cheat on me....
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xruan wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:I'd rather they stayed off topic...

I'd rather they stayed on topic too, sweetheart.

Naww, look at the lovebirdsssssss.
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Skittles! wrote:
xruan wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:I'd rather they stayed off topic...

I'd rather they stayed on topic too, sweetheart.

Naww, look at the lovebirdsssssss.

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heavenly29 wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:All this talk of cock is making me huge.


hmm well we managed to establish you live about 10mins down the road from me so why dont we see exactly how huge you are and then I'll let everyone know the outcome! :D


Ok you should be able to see the tip now if you're in lichfield.
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Internet romance is like watching a movie; it can be vaguely emotional, but is still just a pseudo experience.
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What pimpdave said. Unless the people actually meet each other and get it on.
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Duel007 wrote:What pimpdave said. Unless the people actually meet each other and get it on.

They should get pictures and put them on the webnetz.
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Duel007 wrote:What pimpdave said. Unless the people actually meet each other and get it on.


Yeah, but even then, it can feel surreal. If you let yourself run with the constructs you're forced to dwell within, a foundation built upon zeros and ones, text message sophistry, you end up expecting something completely different, or excusing things you wouldn't have had you known what the girl kept secret.

Cause women have to have their secrets. One must understand that. But the medium allows for too much deception, both intended and unintended.

"What? I thought you wouldn't mind that I have my ex boyfriend's name tattooed on my forehead. How was I supposed to know you were going to feel deceived, darling? How can you be so shallow?"

However, correspondence is a great thing. That's why it's good to be nuanced in one's flirting, when communicating by the written word, but never break down that barrier -- and foster virtual intimacy. Not UNLESS you've met face to face. Otherwise it's too weird. Sort of like the movie Species. You so badly want her to be Natasha Henstridge, cause, like, wow.

But she's really just a Space Monster That Kills People, when you meet her. So if you were only ever flirty, you can back away gracefully. However, if she really is Natasha Henstridge, you get to pull it off like you're all deep and not shallow and worried about appearances. And you were only ever flirty, which is just classy anyway, so she's going to be more intrigued because she's so accustomed to dudes being too forward. It forces you to be more creative in your correspondence, as well as allowing the time and medium in which to be more thoughtful.

But if there's no chemistry face to face, there never will be in the bedroom either. So don't cross that boundary until you know for sure there's really chemistry, and it has a possibility of working. Otherwise, the fantasy is never the reality, and she'll always turn out to be the Space Monster, and not Natasha Henstridge.

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InkL0sed loves me even though he knows that the person on the other end might be a 68 year old 465 lb man.
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xruan wrote:InkL0sed loves me even though he knows that the person on the other end might be a 68 year old 465 lb man.


Correction. You couldn't possibly be that. Not unless the universe hates me.
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InkL0sed wrote:
xruan wrote:InkL0sed loves me even though he knows that the person on the other end might be a 68 year old 465 lb man.


Correction. You couldn't possibly be that. Not unless the universe hates me.


I'm sure you've had worse, anyway.
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He's also had better i.e. gang rape.
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Well, it was more orgy than gang rape. And she was there...
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I didn't see her :?
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Perhaps she was behind you.
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Ah I wondered who's cock was up my arse.
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That must have been her strap-on.
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