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She is bribing me by withholding certain things if I don't make a thread about just how much I love her.
Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?
To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.
Don't ask why, that shit's private.
Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?
To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.
Don't ask why, that shit's private.
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InkL0sed wrote:
Don't ask why, that shit's private.
thats what PM`s are for... so why
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moved..
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InkL0sed wrote:She is bribing me by withholding certain things if I don't make a thread about just how much I love her.
Then she's not bribing you but blackmailing you.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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The failure rate for online romance is astounding!
Good luck anyways.
Good luck anyways.
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xruan wrote:jay_a2j wrote:The failure rate for online romance is astounding!![]()
Good luck anyways.
Who says it's online?
Well, this is an internet forum.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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InkL0sed wrote:Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?
To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.
There is a part of love that can be measured though and it's about a 3 with you.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Snorri1234 wrote:InkL0sed wrote:Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?
To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.
There is a part of love that can be measured though and it's about a 3 with you.
I assure you that it is much larger than a three... I would know
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MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.
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Pleasure, pain, it's all chemicals.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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MeDeFe wrote:Pleasure, pain, it's all chemicals.
chemicals shmicals... its all about the return of the great white dope
thats charlie if yor reading chaos
btw f*ck off and go out to a club its saturday night see you all in a few hours fuckers
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Snorri1234 wrote:InkL0sed wrote:Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?
To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.
There is a part of love that can be measured though and it's about a 3 with you.
Nah I still far surpass that scale...
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xruan wrote:Nickbaldwin wrote:MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.
Are you sure you're talking about my man and not yourself? Because he's huge...
Until you've met me, you can't define huge.
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Nickbaldwin wrote:xruan wrote:Nickbaldwin wrote:MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.
Are you sure you're talking about my man and not yourself? Because he's huge...
Until you've met me, you can't define huge.
This thread is huge.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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All this talk of cock is making me huge.
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Nickbaldwin wrote:All this talk of cock is making me huge.
hmm well we managed to establish you live about 10mins down the road from me so why dont we see exactly how huge you are and then I'll let everyone know the outcome!

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heavenly29 wrote:Nickbaldwin wrote:All this talk of cock is making me huge.
hmm well we managed to establish you live about 10mins down the road from me so why dont we see exactly how huge you are and then I'll let everyone know the outcome!
You sure you can handle it?
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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trackerisk wrote:Inky, this thread is a mistake. Do yourself a favor, and don't post in it again.
Apart from your obligatory comeback demolition job of this post, natch
Now I know what not to do
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InkL0sed wrote:trackerisk wrote:Inky, this thread is a mistake. Do yourself a favor, and don't post in it again.
Apart from your obligatory comeback demolition job of this post, natch
Now I know what not to do
Hey, if a guy can't handle a little ragging from the guys, what good is he?
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trackerisk wrote:A useful tho oversized butt plug?
Who was it that got 4 inches of wood stuck up his ass? Snakey or Monkey?
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
