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Ever had an encounter with a girl?

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A what?
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Snorri1234 wrote:A what?

Those things with the big chest that you see on the bus. They have a tendency to spray stingy liquid into your eyes. At least, that's been my experience with them...
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Hec, you'll have to get some sunglasses and then they won't know you're leering at them.
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I saw nippleage once.
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hecter wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:A what?

Those things with the big chest that you see on the bus. They have a tendency to spray stingy liquid into your eyes. At least, that's been my experience with them...

Thanks to that nice chap with the hammer-thingy and wig I can't go close enough to any so that they can spray me. Be jealous.
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HammerMan was always the most prudish.
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I've had too many to be proud of, but too few to be a legend of lechery like Wilt Chamberlain.
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DAZMCFC wrote:Hec, you'll have to get some sunglasses and then they won't know you're leering at them.

Good idea!
freddyfarce wrote:I saw nippleage once.
Long live the zoom.

I touched a boob yesterday...
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No one will ever believe that!
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freddyfarce wrote:No one will ever believe that!

I do ^^
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Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?
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freddyfarce wrote:Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?

They're firm yet soft... Like the best pillow you'll ever have...
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Shiiiiiiiiiiit...and pillows too! Truly, you are blessed.
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freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once

I've got one.
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hecter wrote:
freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once

I've got one.


yeah, right! you had me going for a second.
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freddyfarce wrote:
hecter wrote:
freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once

I've got one.


yeah, right! you had me going for a second.

Damn! You're a clever one freddy!
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girl??
is that the thing they made to carry vagina
i heard that they wanted that vagina thing
to be independant
but changed their mind
dont know why...
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Once, a very long time ago...you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
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freddyfarce wrote:Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?


Bags of sand, I thought.
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DaGip wrote:Once, a very long time ago...you wouldn't believe it if I told you.

Yup. got that right.
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I did once but thats not a story for this forum ;) :D
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heavenly29 wrote:I did once but thats not a story for this forum ;) :D

Ooh you little tease you.
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Maybe it IS that kind of forum...

I could tell some stories about some funny or fucked up "encounters" I've had.
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