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My congressman is on the line

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Hey my congressman just called me! Any thought on what to ask him about?
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Does he care about your opinions?
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I think he just wants me to vote for him, but what the heck.
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CrazyAnglican wrote:I think he just wants me to vote for him, but what the heck.


Yell "basic research!" at him until he hangs up.
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Ask him what he's wearing.
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"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
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Had to hang up my wife's boss called. What a buzz kill; I felt important there for a sec. :lol:
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Neoteny wrote:"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"


Is he a fireman?


He must be big, is he a wrestler?
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Frigidus wrote:Ask him what he's wearing.


You'd make a good reporter on THE DAILY SHOW

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the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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ccm87 wrote:the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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Funny, but The Daily Show came first. Also, The Daily Show is more topical, wheras the Colbert Report tends to get caught in it's own nonsensical world without saying anything new about the outside world (not all the time, but often). My favorite part of the Colbert report is The Word, and my least favorite part is the interviews, because Stephen never actually lets hear what the guest wants to say. My favorite part of The Daily Show is all of it.
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Ditocoaf wrote:
ccm87 wrote:the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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Funny, but The Daily Show came first. Also, The Daily Show is more topical, wheras the Colbert Report tends to get caught in it's own nonsensical world without saying anything new about the outside world (not all the time, but often). My favorite part of the Colbert report is The Word, and my least favorite part is the interviews, because Stephen never actually lets hear what the guest wants to say. My favorite part of The Daily Show is all of it.

I like the Daily Show as a parody of cable news. I like the Colbert Report because Stephen Colbert is a funny man and it's a great late show. It's not really that great of a parody of news, but it's still pretty funny.
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Hologram wrote:
Ditocoaf wrote:
ccm87 wrote:the daily show?
what about the colbert report?
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Funny, but The Daily Show came first. Also, The Daily Show is more topical, wheras the Colbert Report tends to get caught in it's own nonsensical world without saying anything new about the outside world (not all the time, but often). My favorite part of the Colbert report is The Word, and my least favorite part is the interviews, because Stephen never actually lets hear what the guest wants to say. My favorite part of The Daily Show is all of it.

I like the Daily Show as a parody of cable news. I like the Colbert Report because Stephen Colbert is a funny man and it's a great late show. It's not really that great of a parody of news, but it's still pretty funny.


It's a parody of a parody, which kinda gets in the way of avoiding being inane. But he's still fun to watch and his cleverness really shows through on the interviews, which is the most important thing, I think.
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It's actually a parody of O'Reilly. Which I agree isn't news.
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